Tara Reid is 30

Yes, believe it or not, Tara Reid actually lived to see 30 years old. She went out partying at Mood this weekend to celebrate. My birthday gift to her is posting pictures of her before she was drunk and that’s only until I find the drunk ones from this night, and because she almost looks more weathered when she’s sober. If you’re able to look away from her giant balloons, you might notice she’s starting to look like “Magda”, Cameron Diaz’s leathery housemate from There’s Something About Mary. She is so sun damaged that even if she donated her skin to Buffalo Bill to use for his skin suit, he’d refuse it and send her home with a bottle of SPF 80.