Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend is an Idiot

Page Six is reporting that Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III, after a night of partying at L.A.’s Element club, made a homeless man humiliate himself for $100 .

Stavros offered a homeless man outside $100 to dump a soda on himself,” a source squealed to Us Weekly. The desperate bum took the payout and everyone laughed.”

Even though the chances are pretty good this “bum” will go blow all that money on booze, it’s still pretty friggin’ mean to strip whatever dignity this guy has left because you’re an insecure prick who wants to impress his friends. It’s just like Paris Hilton to hook up with somebody like this. Both of them are clueless as to what it’s like to be humble, they don’t have any sense of compassion or work ethic, and they’re pretty hard to look at from up close. Plus, they’re constantly surrounded by parasites who suck up the excess money and undeserved fame which drips off of them.

Case in point being this recent video shot by paparazzi of Paris Hilton going in and out of Koi and Spider. With her is the ubiquitous and always hideous Kimberly Stewart who couldn’t pay these people to give a crap about her when she doesn’t have her gangly arms wrapped around Paris Hilton.

Watch the video here

(By the way, I don’t know who she’s calling ugly and anorexic on the phone. She could be talking about herself for all I know.)

Did anyone notice Paris’s hammertime claws toes in these pictures?

Yeah, me neither.

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