Hollywood.com reported Sunday that Nick Lachey was seen in Miami Beach partying with several not-Jessicas at Nobu Saturday night. These pictures of Nick show him partying during the day on Saturday with several not-Jessicas in Miami Beach. The pictures below those are of Jessica in Los Angeles on Saturday when she was shopping, of course. Is it safe to assume that Jessica didn’t even notice Nick left town? Yes. Is it because she’s dumb or she doesn’t care? Both. Did Nick get laid in Miami Beach? You’ll know when I know. What is he drinking? Something with whiskey, I think. Why do people always quote Nietzsche when they want to sound smart? Good question.