Britney Spears Ain’t Frugal

Britney Spears took another huge step away from good taste and class when she recently blew a small fortune on Christmas decorations for her son’s room.

The pop princess, and husband Kevin Federline, have transformed his bedroom into the nativity setting in celebration of his first festive holiday. [Britney] has splashed out on the lavish decorations – which include six waxwork models and several life-size toy donkeys and cattle. A source close to the star is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she didn’t have to buy a baby Jesus – because Sean is playing the part.”

In keeping with the ‘white trash’ theme they have going the rest of the year, I assume Brit and Kev’s plastic donkeys and cattle will be moved to their front lawn after Christmas. Those things will join the other inevitable collection of lawn ornaments which will include a broken washer and dryer, empty beer cans, a rabid dog and a rusted out, primer colored ’74 Chevy Monte Carlo. No lawn chairs, though. Some things need to stay on the porch.

Britney, I swear. Every time you wear pants that are so long they turn into footie pajamas, I break out in hives.

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