On the block: Britney’s nasty feet

Britney Spears is auctioning a bunch of her personal belongings on eBay to benefit Hurricane Katrina victims and among the items are these filthy pairs of flip flops. One of the auctions’ selling points is:

Your feet will look really cute with this pink flip flop especially coming from Britney Spears Shoe Collections.”

Yes, your feet will be super cute when they slip into the dirt and bacteria collected from the floors of public bathrooms more than once and the streets of Hollywood. You can also buy her underwear, but they’ve never been worn because even Britney draws the line somewhere.