The latest news from last week’s car accident which sent Lindsay Lohan running to shop for antiques is that the paparazzi are not to blame. In spite of claims from Lohan’s camp that the photogs were chasing her car, Police say that was not the case and speed (no, not that “speed”) was likely one of the causes of the accident along with an illegal U-turn by the driver of the van.
I’m not sure who she plans to blame for wearing this tacky shirt/skirt thing out in public this weekend. But I do know that I’m coming down with some sort of illness which has only gotten worse since I sat down and tried to think of ways to make fun of her ugly clothes and it’s all her fault. Now I can say “Lindsay makes me sick” and mean that in a literal sense.