Jon Bon Jovi is still alive

In case any of you were wondering, Jon Bon Jovi is still alive and has figured out how to get his name mentioned again. He criticised Madonna for allowing her children to be photographed and for bringing them to movie premieres. This article indicates that Jon thinks that he is Super-Daddy because nobody has ever seen his four children, even though he has been in the industry for 22 years. What he fails to take into consideration is that people just barely give a crap about him, much less his four children and even though people love to hate Madonna, they still drain their bank accounts to attend her sold out shows every time she goes on tour.

Jon didn’t say he’d report Madonna to CPS for child abuse if she made her kids watch Truth or Dare, Swept Away, Body of Evidence or any other of her masterpieces I overlooked. But it won’t be necessary since they’re not even allowed to to watch television and they won’t be seeing Mummy naked and humping everything until their shackles and blindfolds are removed and they’re able to socialize with normal people.

Madonna’s response to Mr. Bon Jovi’s accusations was as follows:

Madonna has never brought her children to a movie premiere. He can rest assured (Madonna’s) kids are cherished, adored, well fed, respected and are extremely loved and well protected by their parents.”

I think she should have added, “You’re not wanted dead or alive and we don’t want to lay our hands on you, so stop asking.”

Pictured below is Madonna and her broach/headband/face holder on-er thing at the premiere of her new documentary I’m Going To Tell You A Secret.

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