Jessica Alba is revealing

Jessica Alba says her grandmother is upset with her for showing too much skin in her latest movie, Into the Blue.

She never likes me in bathing suits because they always expose my breasts.”

This might explain what Jessica wore to the Early Show. I’m sure Jessica had something else planned, but when asked for her approval grandma whisked her away to her moth ball riddled closet and insisted she wear this far less tawdry ensemble complete with a bedspread sized scarf to hide her dirty pillows.

Sadly, grandma cannot win this battle, for the damage was already done when these pictures were etched into our memories.