Jesse Metcalf is not Brian Austin Green

Remember Brian Austin Green? He played the dork on Beverly Hills 90210 who went from ‘geek to chic’ when the the writers decided to have him hook up and not have sex with Tori Spelling (a.k.a. Donna) for like 20 years, or something. There was also a time in real Brian Austin Green life when he was having sex with Tiffani Amber Thiessen when she was still a cheerleader on Saved by the Bell. Now 32 year old Brian Austin Green is continuing his cycle of dating girls who are out of his league with his 19 year old girlfriend, Megan Fox, that hot brunette in the post above this one. Fox was quoted as saying,

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. Apparently he doesn’t mind.”

Megan and I seem to have a lot in common, but I draw the line at bragging about sex with Brian Austin Green. To me, he’ll always be that skinny geek in the MC Hammer drop-crotch pants, rapping, doing the ‘Running Man’ and tongue kissing Tori Spelling without vomiting on 90210. I’d rather picture Megan Fox being worked over by Jesse Metcalf and this gives me the perfect opportunity to post these scans from the October 2005 issue of GQ.