Janet Jackson is a mommy

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The New York Post claims Janet Jackson has an 18 year old daughter. Janet Jackson married James DeBarge when she was 18. They were only married for about a year until their marriage was annulled, but Janet allegedly gave birth to a daughter during that time. Janet’s former brother in law, Young DeBarge, told Hot 97 on Friday that Janet’s daughter lives with Rebbie Jackson, Janet’s oldest sister.

“James and the Jackson family kept everything real close, real tight,” Young DeBarge said. “No one really knew how it was working out until things kind of surfaced.”

Janet Jackson’s rep Patti Webster didn’t deny the claim yesterday, only saying the singer didn’t wish to comment. And the young woman is not happy about her star mom’s refusal to acknowledge her, the uncle said.

“I think there’s a little despondence,” DeBarge said when asked about Renee’s feelings for Jackson. She hasn’t really revealed that, but I’m sure that there’s some feelings there. It’s only natural that you wonder about what is and how it’s come to be that way.”

The Jacksons are some of the most insane people who ever walked the Earth. Joe and Katherine’s psycho genes have managed to embed themselves in several generations of Jacksons. It would be awesome if someone was able to plant cameras in every Jackson home to see how much worse they are when they think humans aren’t watching them. I imagine, like in the movie Cocoon, they peel off their skin so they can hang out as their normal alien selves except they’re not cute or nice like the aliens in Cocoon. The Jackson aliens have teeth like great white sharks, walk on all fours and eat little brown boys that Michael hunts and captures for them. If we could only train them to eat their own young, then the world would be a lot safer.