Paris Hilton is a slut

Radar Online is reporting that unrepentant slut Paris Hilton isn’t letting her upcoming wedding stand in the way of her whoreing. Sources say Hilton has been seen way too much with Scott Storch, the hip-hop producer behind her upcoming debut album. According to Radar, the couple that they’ve dubbed Sleazy and Dopey, were first seen…

two weeks ago when Storch squired the heiress to the VMAs – with her devoted fiance nowhere in sight. “They were holding hands the whole time in Miami and were all over each other,” says one observer. But chatter about the celebutante’s straying ways reached fever pitch at this Saturday’s Play Station Portable fashion show in New York. “He was wearing those tinted wrap-around shades he always has on and a shiny suit, like some extra from Carlito’s Way,” says the source. “All the paparazzi wanted to take his picture because they know he’s her boyfriend.”

In Paris Hilton’s defense, this guy is pretty dreamy. Here they are together at a Hurricane Katrina fundraiser 3 days ago. Sure, she’s engaged, but this guy is just poured into that suit. How could she not sleep with him. I’m all man, but I started to edit these pictures and I had no intention of taking my clothes off, but, look, there they are, on the floor.