Lindsay Lohan is doing nothing new

Female First and various other sources are reporting that “Lindsay Lohan is set to bare all for an upcoming Vanity Fair cover. (Lohan), who has been the subject of weight loss shock stories in the US media for the past year, is keen to show off her healthy figure … and she shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week”. A source says:

“It was Paris Hilton’s recent Vanity Fair cover, where she’s topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further.”

No one actually thinks that “Lindsay Lohan is posing naked” actually means “Lindsay Lohan is posing naked”, do they? Cause if you do … um … how can I put this … youre kinda dumb. I’ve seen Vanity Fair on several occasions, and I can’t remember a whole lot of full frontal nudity. I do remember Nic Cage having sex with a turtle, but some would argue that I drew that on with a Sharpie. Although, in hindsight, if Lindsay poses naked – maybe something involving water – no one will notice when she pees on herself.