Latsis is free and Stewart is funny

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Paris Latsis’s father, in what is obviously an attempt to avoid sullying his family’s good name any further, told Star magazine Paris and Paris aren’t getting along and Latsis agrees with his parents’ concerns that he’s too young to do the married with children thing. The real story here is that Paris Hilton has been whoring around with someone who looks more like an insect than she does, and any entomologist will tell you Hilton and Storch are a much better match.

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I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards because I don’t like watching celebrity butt kissing for hours on end (unless it’s a leaked stolen celebrity sex tape). Thankfully, Gorilla Mask has video of the Jon Stewart segment which was probably the only entertaining part of the show.