Jennifer Love Hewitt is kinda dumb

Jennifer Love Hewitt says that a ghost watches her when she takes a shower and has ever since meeting with an exorcist to research her role in Ghost Whisperer which premiers tonight on CBS. Shortly after the meeting, Hewitt began noticing “strange things” at home, including lights flickering on and off and mysterious footsteps. But her most terrifying experience came when she was showering and turned to see a ghostly male figure leering at her naked. Hewitt says:

The ghost had a crush on me and liked to see me showering.”

Everything about this post reminds me that Jennifer Love Hewitt is really really dumb and has really really big tits, so if you see anyone tonight and they’re not in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bathroom covered in flour, rattling a chain and saying “booga booga”, rest assured, that’s not me.