Demi and Ashton got married

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Star Magazine is one of many sources now reporting that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were married in a secret ceremony Saturday night (9.25.05) at their home in Beverly Hills. This is Demi’s third marriage, Ashton’s first. Says Star:

Preparations were kept strictly secret, with guests being whisked in incognito, while security guards told onlookers the couple were merely hosting a formal dinner for a visiting diplomat. While the couple are both loyal devotees of the Jewish practice of Kabballah, sources said the short ceremony was traditional.”

I’m positive these two are delightful and will live in bliss forever, but it’s undeniably creepy that Moore is 42 and Ashton is 27. And since Ashton is none too bright, this feels more like some sort of sexual assault followed by the Stockholm Syndrome than two soul mates finding one another. And I’m sorry, but I just think that’s wrong, since I believe that sexual assault is only justified in cases of self defense.