Charlize Theron has a green thumb

In case you were wondering what keeps Charlize Theron so fit and trim, it’s the standard celebrity diet of chain smoking and chugging soda pop while watering your plants in a bikini. The downside is you’ll also need to employ a team of make up artists, computer wizards and masters of flattering lighting who can turn you into a mutant fem-species.

Those guys called in sick today.