Britney has crappy new music

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Three new studio tracks from the next Britney Spears album were leaked online yesterday, and – brace yourself – they’re pretty much unlistenable. If people were sitting around the studio, slapping each other on the back and saying, “hey man, you’re doing a really good job,” I have to believe they were being sarcastic. I think the album is still unnamed and has no release date, but that’s mostly based on optimism. You can hear the three tracks below, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Chaotic

Over To You Now

Mona Lisa