Brad Pitt is gonna get naked

Brad Pitt is said to have a nude scene in the Assassination Of Jesse James, which he is currently filming in Canada. As the Sun UK notes, the 41-year-old Pitt last bared flesh in his 2004 movie Troy. A source told US Weekly:

(In the script) a fully nude Pitt baths himself with a washcloth while standing in a tub. This is a pretty long nude scene for any actor.”

If you haven’t seen Brad Pitt naked by now, you clearly haven’t tried very hard. I haven’t tried at all and I can think of at least three times. People seem to think that because he’s ripped out and naked all the time he’s some kind of sex machine. Well I’m here to tell you he’s not a sex machine. At least, I haven’t seen him at any of our meetings.