Several Italian papers reported yesterday that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now planning their wedding. The ceremony will be held in the next few months at Villa Oleandra, the villa on Lake Como formerly owned by John Kerry, who sold it for 10 million in 2002 to George Clooney. According to the newspapers they will get married in Como and also spend part their honeymoon there.
I woke up today on a bed made from hundred dollar bills snuggled between a half dozen girls with sticky red hair, so I’ve obviously got it all figured out, but even I have to admit that these pictures of Villa Oleandra make it look pretty great. And since I’m a huge fan of pictures with the word “proof” plastered across the front, well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but man was I in luck. And if you’re wondering, “Hey you handsome devil, with all this wedding planning, does Angelina even have time to get hammered and stumble around drunk?” Well, Yes. Yes she does.
update – Some people say Angelina never looks bad. Some people have never seen her dance. You may have done this move the last time you went on a roller coaster or asked your mom for “upsies”.