Sienna Miller is heartbroken

I probably could have just updated that post three beneath this one, but if I do it like this it looks like I’ve done something. These are the pictures from the final breakup of Sienna Miller and Jude Law. By all accounts, Sienna was devastated by this, but finally decided that Jude just couldn’t be trusted. And not to choose sides here, but Sienna is right. Jude’s penis is like the lions from the Ghost and the Darkness. Except less choosey. It’s wired to do one thing and it’s never gonna stop till you kill it.

It’s kind of heartbreaking to see Sienna here. She looks so sad. Seems like someone could use a little cheering up. Might be time for one of my sexxxy strip-o-grams where I put on my leather cop outfit and inform Sienna that she’s got “the right to remain satisfied, baby”.