Kirsten Dunst obviously spent time with Orlando Bloom over the past weekend when they presented the Best Rock Video at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, but the Mirror UK is reporting that it’s time with Bloom didn’t stop there. It was also spotted with Bloom at the Raleigh Hotel in the early hours on Sunday morning. A few hours later, it returned to the hotel where it stunned guests by “frolicking poolside” with Bloom.
In theory, it still dates Jake Gyllenhall and Bloom still dates Kate Bosworth. And that’s where the mystery deepens. Why Orlando pretends to date girls to begin with is confusing, but the thought of him banging Dunst just makes my skin crawl. Despite erotic urban legends to the contrary, sex with a baby-toothed ghost yields surprisingly little satisfaction.