Jessica Simpson is not fake

On her column this morning on MSNBC, Jeanette Walls writes that “Jessica Simpson says her boobs were made for accessorizing. Out promoting the Dukes of Hazzard, Simpson discussed her much-discussed breasts, and also blasted widespread buzz that they are fake.”

Mine are definitely real,” she revealed. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

This is a pretty awesome story, especially if you consider reports on MSNBC about boobs to be awesome. MSNBC used to do news about stuff, now they just try to seduce you with front page headlines of Jessica Simpson saying her boobs are an accessory. Which, by the way, is like saying the engines are an accessory to a plane.