Jennifer Aniston is moving on

The New York Daily News says that the long denied romance between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn is gonna need another round of denials after the two were seen pawing all over each other at the Wednesday night wrap party for their movie The Break Up. A source says:

(they had their) arms around each other. Then they were dancing. Then they were ‘I-want-to-rip-your-clothes-off’ dancing. Then they were straight making out.”

As this drags on, it really does seem like Vince is getting the better end of the deal. While Brad is getting chased by ghost tigers in a haunted jungle, Vince is playing Texas-hold-em at the Hard Rock. A good day with Angelina is when cannibals don’t hit you with a boomerang and put you in a pot. A good day with Jenn is throwing a frisbee to a girl with a body like Wonder Woman. Maybe its just cause I’m so filled with the American spirit, but I think I would choose Vegas, frisbee in the park and a pillow that doesn’t walk away. Because it’s a goat. Thanks anyway though.