A ton of these pics are starting to show up now of Eva Longoria laying poolside at the Hotel Roosevelt with a guy who’s not her boyfriend. This girl’s vagina is like a serial killer, moving from one target to the next like it’s above the law. She really does seem to know she can do whatever she wants, then just bat her eyes and it will all be okay. I don’t even wanna think about how much I would put up with if we were going out. She could pretty much name and rank all the guys whose sperm she’s swallowed, as long as she does it all oiled up and on her hands and knees like this, I would just kind of nod and giggle and then give her my wallet.