Who is Ciara? Why is she famous? What does she do? Why was she on Good Morning America today? These questions have haunted man since the dawn of time, but since I don’t care, I didn’t bother to try to find those answers. I do know that her pants ripped in a wildly inappropriate place on live TV and that she doesn’t wear underwear. And sex kitten reader Jill was nice enough to send in some high-res pictures. And here they are.
I should probably write more about this, but quite frankly, I’m extremely important and busy. Please understand that science never sleeps. So neither can I.