Britney Spears is a dangerous idiot

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The odds of this ending in tragedy can only be expressed in a previously uninvented percentage that’s above 100. If Kevin somehow manages to not flick his cigarettes out in the bath water – and that’s a big if, lets not kid each other – he’ll almost certainly electrocute Britney and the baby somehow. Dropping the camera seems a strong candidate. And I don’t mean to sound like a complete monster, but so be it, since the world needs these two idiot hillbillies to have a kid like we need the return of fire breathing dragons.