Sarah Michelle Gellar wants you to see her naked

“Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to go topless in her next film role – to shock movie bosses into giving her sexy roles in future films,” according to Contact Music. She explains, ‘I am approaching 30 and I need a change. The sort of roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just shock people into choosing me.'”

It’s almost embarrassing that I used to have a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar. It’s even more embarrassing that I used to go through her garbage. And these tats I have of her on my back, chest and penis don’t seem like such a good idea any more either. Too bad that smart ass judge with the god complex had to break us up right as we were getting close. Right as I was getting close. Oooohh, yeah, we get it Your Honor, you’re a big man aren’t you. You’re not the only one who can make someone wear a GPS anklet. Well, maybe you are, but I think I made my point.

Anyway, this really is the kind of thing would have been great five years ago. Now … not so much. I don’t mean to imply that Gellar has no rack and I could care less about seeing her naked but … ummm … okay, I don’t know how to finish that.