Matt Leblanc is classy

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I’m not sure what European finishing school Matt Leblanc went to, but they’d be mighty disappointed to learn that he goes to the bathroom in public. Or masturbates. If I were him I would tell people I was masturbating, or having sex with one of these ferns, or waiting to hire a hitman, anything to distract them from my precious little doggy. Matt should have just stayed at home dressing up his dollies and kissing his Justin Timberlake posters and had his maid walk the dog, cause the only way to look gayer walking one of these things is to do it with a penis in your mouth, and the logistics of that are just mind boggling.