Jessica Biel at the Stealth premiere

I’m freaking out a little right now because I turned my head for a second and my dog attacked a bottle of Tabasco. And I’m wondering if she can eat spicy food. Although, now that I think about it, I’ve seen her eat bumblebees, so she can probably handle spicy food. Why should you care about my dog and her digestive track? Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you don’t, but these pictures of Jessica Biel at last nights premiere of Stealth were going up, regardless of what kind of idiot rambling I had to force in as an intro. A team of math scientists and I did some calculations and determined that Jess could look hotter here, but not without her tongue inside of Marissa Miller. And that’s not an opinion. According to these beakers and science looking machines, it’s a fact.

In a half-hearted attempt to make this news worthy, the remake of the Hitcher that was talked about in April with Biel in the role originally played by C. Thomas Howell is moving forward and the project now has a listing on IMDb with a 2007 release date.