Jared Leto has a giant penis

I can’t honestly say I’ve ever been told I had cancer and attacked by a polar bear at the same time, but I’m pretty sure I would prefer it to spending my afternoon ranking the penis size of Hollywood Superhunks, so I’m just gonna pass on this email with as fast of an intro as I can write:

Corina Taylor, the X-rated star of such celluloid classics as 1 Dick 2 Chicks Part 2 and The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio Part 42, tells how she got cozy with Leto on his tour bus in Little Rock, Ark, along with a few strippers and bandmates from his (band) 30 Seconds from Mars, in April 2002. “I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I ever had to work with,” Corina gushes. “There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.”

Even before the accident I was thinking about getting out of modeling, and stuff like this is the reason why. So much tawdry rumor and innuendo. My decision was made for me after the oil spill, and I knew I wanted to devote my life to helping the sea turtles. Big Oil will try to tell you that oil helps the turtles’ viscosity and makes them even better swimmers, and that may be true, I don’t really know, I just know I love helping these beautiful creatures. Some of the other models say that the turtles and the retarded kids I teach to surf are lucky to have me. But you know who the lucky one is? It’s me. It’s me.

Much love to Catholic schoolgirl by day/avenging angel by night Krista, who sent this story in. Although she didn’t include a source, so this whole thing may just be wishful thinking on her part.

update – even though I linked to Radar in that MI3 post, I somehow missed the fact that this story comes from there as well. Thanks to Christopher for letting me know.