Gisele Bundchen is a tramp

If you’re an international Hollywood hunk like Leo DiCaprio, and you’re generally considered a pretty good guy and maybe the greatest actor of your generation, and you have a romance novel name that makes you sound like a knight on a unicorn in the year 1780, I bet one thing that’s really annoying is when your supermodel girlfriend hangs all over other international supermodels. That would be irritating. It would be maddening to see your supermodel girlfriend hang all over a dude who’s previous claim to fame was people thinking he was Pauly Shore. 24 hours after going out with you. In public. Yikes.

July 20, 2005

July 21, 2005

note – The alternate title for this post was, “Behold the power of makeup!”