Kirsten Dunst is a vampire

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It may or may not be illegal to kill people when they are as awful as Kirsten Dunst. I don’t know, I’m not a lawyer. But if it is, I’ll just roll up in court with this picture and when the judge says, “Why did you do it,” I’ll walk over to the jury with the picture behind my back and say, “Because your honor, Kirstin Dunst… was a Werewolf!” And I’ll whip the picture out and everyone will gasp, and the judge will say, “Don’t you mean Vampire?” And I’ll say, “Hey look man, whatever. She’s gone man! She’s all gone.”

Thanks to the beautiful and talented Sara for the link.