Karrine Steffans is a slut

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A report in this mornings Rush and Molloy column says that many of the leading names in Hollywood and Hip-Hop are anxiously waiting the release of a book by Karrine Steffans, a staple as a model in music videos for that past few years. The girl whose nickname is ‘Superhead’ gives details about her sexual encounters with some of the biggest names in entertainment. Some excerpts:

Shaquille O’Neal was nothing to complain about.” She says that Shaq was so impressed with Steffans that, the day after meeting her, he deposited $10,000 into her bank account.

I can’t imagine how terrifying it must be in some giant mansion where no one can hear you scream while you’re being chased around by a naked Shaq and his giant penis. That thing has gotta be like a tree limb falling on you.

After hearing so much about Fred Durst’s stature, she gushed, “to actually hold him … felt like a privilege.”

Fred Durst would fuck a beehive, so this girl might wanna reassess what she finds flattering.

Vin Diesel “was a beautiful man … blessed with an enviable eight-pack and an even more enviable [bleep].”

I wrote ‘bleep’ cause the freakin article wrote ‘bleep’. I assume it stands for “willingness to co-star in movies with ducks.”

After inviting her to his home at 4 a.m., Sean (P. Diddy) Combs kicked his manservant Fonzworth Bentley out of a guest bedroom so he and Steffans could spend 15 minutes making love. “You’re one of the best,” she says P. Diddy told her. Steffans writes: “I said the same to him, when, in actuality, he was average.”

Ooohhh, 15 minutes! Good job Diddy. If he wrote a song about his sex with Karrine, I bet it would go like this: “15 minutes of love, uh-huh, uh-huh, that’s right, 15 minutes uh-huh, I’m talking about 15 minutes in the bed, that’s right, 15 minutes, you know what I mean, in the bed, makin love at night, that’s right…”

Anyway, I still have no idea who this chick is, and you prolly don’t either, but if you’re like me, your first thought was, “…please don’t let her be white.” You can find her home page here.