Found these last night, stills from a Subway commercial that mark the humble career beginnings of OC star Rachel Bilson. I should probably make fun of her for this, but at least she got a commercial. I blew Jared and all I got was a couple punches on my sub club card. Although, now that I think about it, the tool to punch the card was just a screwdriver. That he kept on the ground. At the truckstop. And then he kept ruining my concentration and asking truckers if they wanted to “party”. And then he wouldn’t stop laughing after I was done and insisted his name wasn’t Jared. And then he stole my sub club card.
Celebrities are so eccentric. Anyway, here are those Bilson pics. I’m gonna go shove my face in a pillow now and scream for a few hours.