Lindsay Lohan is still ridiculous

When not rising with the sun to do tai chi on an empty beach, I’m usually volunteering as a horse whisperer at the rescue that takes in abused and mistreated animals, helping to rebuild trust with the horses and ponies in faded jeans and a weathered cowboy hat, glistening in the sun with my shirt off. I’m obviously brooding and mysterious, and I can’t really talk about why, but clearly I’m too deep to dwell on insane celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, so I’ll just say she looks like crap these days. Especially her hair. It doesn’t even look blond. It just looks like she went swimming all summer in a pool with too much chlorine.

By brendon, May 26, 2005 0 comments