From People.com : “Leaving a Hollywood recording studio Tuesday night, Jessica Simpson puts her engagement ring and wedding band on full display.”
The picture below is definitive proof that Jessica … uhh … hasnt sold her wedding ring, but that might not be enough to quiet those rumors that she and husband Nick Lachey are having problems. Or the rumors that she strayed with Johnny Knoxville. Or answer those questions the scientific community has about wormholes and the fabric of time and space. I broke through one time but still had to watch helplessly as President Lincoln was assassinated. But then I introduced Bob Saget to Charlemagne. So that was cool.
I rarely have any idea what the hell Im talking about, by the way.