Star magazine is reporting that the marriage between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey is finished. A friend of Nick says: “Nick and Jessica may be separated,” adding. “I know their publicists and managers are trying to figure everything out in terms of their careers, but it seems like there’s no more marriage.” The unaccredited quote makes the story above reproach obviously, and no one loves Star more than me, but keep in mind that Star will say just about anything. The story feels real though, since Jessica is way too much for Nick Lachey. It’s embarrassing enough to be in a successful boy band, but being in a failed boy band is a lot like being an ‘attempted child molester’. You failed despite matching wits with a 10 year old and you should probably be ripped apart by horses just for trying.
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