According to a report on IMDB, “Jessica Alba has displayed her generous side at the Cannes Film Festival by offering her acting talents for free – to raise money for AIDS charity Amfar … Alba caused the greatest stir by vowing to star unpaid in one of Bob Weinsteins movies, if he agreed to bid $100,000 for tennis lessons with sports stars Monica Seles and Boris Becker. Weinstein was happy to honour Alba’s proposal…”
I have little to no idea what any of this means. It seems like Alba could have gotten a lot more than 100 grand out of Weinstein if that was supposed to be in lieu of her salary. She must really really hate little kids with AIDS. So that’s weird. And I sure as hell don’t understand why anyone would pay 100 grand to get yelled at by an angry temperamental German on the tennis court, so I’m only putting this up as an excuse to post the pictures of Jess with her new short haircut. And her getting felt up by Brittany Murphy. Also pictured: Jessica loving it. Not pictured: Me defiling my bunny slippers. And if you think you’re surprised by this, check out the guy in the hat. Man, he can’t believe it!