According to a report in Glamour UK, Revenge of the Sith star Hayden Christensen may be ready to walk away from Hollywood to study architecture. “I don’t find Hollywood interesting, so I’m thinking about studying architecture instead,” explains Hayden. “A film is a product and as an actor you can only sell it if you sell yourself. You don’t get to sit at the table before you’re ready to give away your integrity. Maybe it works for Orlando Bloom. It doesn’t work for me.”
It’s obviously totally awesome that Hayden would take a shot out of nowhere on the sexually ambiguous and confusingly popular Orlando Bloom, but Hayden better realize that most architects don’t get to punch the kitty of Eva Longoria. Trust me. Based on my Lego version of Krista Allen, I’m a highly advanced architect, and Eva has yet to have sex with me. Even though I waited outside her house for hours one time. Until the cops arrived and told me to put my shirt back on. And that I better get a mop and clean that up.