Donald Trump Jr. is ugly

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Hey, next time someone says “money cant buy happiness,” feel free to smack that person around a little. Cause Donald Trump Jr. looks pretty damn happy, despite the fact that he’s the winner of the previously uninvented ‘You’re So Ugly It’s Startling’ award. I guess money still can’t buy hot jock bad-boy looks like I got. Not only that, but according to this t-shirt I bought at Goodwill a few weeks ago, I’m also ‘bad to the bone’. That’s actually really true. But I’m not a kitten in a black leather jacket and sunglasses, as the picture on the t-shirt might lead you to believe.