Britney Spears loves to read

[SinglePic not found]

“… after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you’d prefer the latter.”

When not laying around looking more and more like the easiest target in dodge ball, Britney has gotten pretty good at ordering her servants to update her website with poorly worded tirades against the tabloids. What she’s not quite as good at is hiding the fact that she can’t stop reading the things for more than a day or two.

And yes, that’s the current issue of Star, with Britney on the cover. In fact, if you look at what she’s wearing on the cover and you look at what she’s wearing in these pics, it would appear that Star wrote the piece, went to press and published all before she was able to roll her fat ass out of that chair. I’ve seen turtles get off their back faster than this.

More of these pics here. All thanks to Jennifer for the link.