Bai Ling, who was set to appear as Senator Bana Breemu in the upcoming “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith,” has apparently been cut from the film. Ling … blamed her upcoming spread in Playboy magazine for her ouster. “I posed for Playboy and it may have been doing that which upset George Lucas…”
Bai Ling looks like a cartoon cricket, and she’s naked all the damn time, so I really don’t get why Playboy is such a stretch or a shock. It takes 5 seconds to find naked or mostly naked pictures of her online, so all this really did was prove once again that George Lucas is a greedy prick. He had no problem dressing Natalie Portman and Amy Allen in next to nothing, and Ling describes her Star Wars outfit as “naked with tattoos on my body,” so Playboy was only a big deal because someone other than Lucas was gonna make a dime off of Star Wars. God forbid.
Anyway, here are some pics of Grace Park from Battlestar Gallactica. It probably makes me a horrible racist to jump from one girl to another based on nothing but the fact they’re both Asian, but I’m kind of a dick, and Asian people totally love it when you lump them all together like this, so I don’t foresee a problem. Plus, Grace Park is unbelievably good looking, and I gotta start to make good on some of my casting couch promises.