Victoria Beckham is hot

By any reasonable definition, Victoria Beckham is out of her damn mind and completely insufferable. So why would the most recognizable athlete in the world, a soccer god with Pele’s foot and Brad Pitts face put up with her insane spending and misguided sense of entitlement?

Mostly because of that pic below.

A report from the UK says, “The 30-year-old is among several famous faces including Sarah Ferguson, Paris Hilton, Kate Moss and Geri Halliwell appearing in the book in aid of the Elton John Aids Foundation. Tennis star Serena Williams, singers Christina Aguilera and Holly Valance, actresses Jane Leeves (Daphne in Frasier) and Minnie Driver with her sister Kate have also stripped off for the book.”

Why anyone would want to see Daphne from Frasier naked is beyond me. I’d rather see Daphne from Scooby Doo naked. And the jokes about Paris Hilton wanting to help find a cure for AIDS are obvious, so I’m just gonna admit that this entire post was because, bitch or not, Posh Spice is the hottest MILF on the planet.