“(Lindsay) Lohan and Johnny Knoxville were out one night with some of his buddies when the group arrived at a (New Orleans) nightclub that wouldn’t admit the underage Lohan. So what did Knoxville do? He left Lohan outside and went on clubbing…”
It’s undeniably cool that a proud white-trash guy like Johnny Knoxville would leave a confused and scared princess like Lindsay Lohan alone on the curb in a town like New Orleans, where the odds were 50-50 that she’d be kidnapped and sold into slavery. Although, if she was, it would end up like some John Hughes movie where she’s such a pain in the ass, the kidnappers end up paying a ransom to get rid of her. Hijinks would ensue and guys would get hit in the balls a lot. And in the end, we’d all learn a little about ourselves and a lot about love. Rated PG-13.