There’s no way for this to come out the way I mean it, so I’m just gonna say it : I don’t like gay fashion photographers. Because they pull stuff like this with perfect women like Jessica Alba. I don’t know, maybe it’s me, maybe the bunched up diaper look is the next big thing, but I’m betting against it. I’m not gonna lie to you, not all of my sexual conquests have been the stuff of legend, but I draw the line at incontinence. Mostly. It’s really more of a guideline.
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