Britney Spears is awful

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“Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can’t I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks.”

If life were at all fair, Britney Spears would be working boat shows and bachelor parties in a half-hearted attempt to pay for a home that has wheels and a car that doesn’t. But God has a pretty weird sense of humor, so Britney lives in a Malibu palace with infinitely more money than sense and a put upon staff that has to be wondering if Mexico really was that bad (hint – yes, yes it is). Venice Beach used to have this break dancing midget with no arms and legs, and as sad as that sounds, I’m pretty sure Britney’s staff would happily trade places with him. You know the pop music world is insane up when Christina Aguilera is the only one who seems to make any sense. First she quietly gets engaged to her longtime boyfriend, then she takes a shot at all the idiots in music who put out clothing lines. And is it just me, or did her tits suddenly get huge?

Jesus, would you look at these two. Toothless hillbillies married to their pigs would point and laugh at these two. And then they would sodomize Kevin and eat that god-dammed dog. Hillbilly Power – Activate!