Billy Crystal is a dick

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I can’t even pretend to understand what level of self-loathing it would take to go see Billy Crystal’s one man show and listen to 20 year old routines about how Jews aren’t good at things and New Yorkers are better than the rest of us, but it seems that people do it. And their reward is for Billy to tell them to shove their cell phones up their ass and then scurry off stage. What a great guy! On a scale of 1 to 10, I would punch Billy in the face a good hard 9.