Ashton and Demi’s kids

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The Star seems so confident in their ‘Ashton and Demi expecting’ story, they’ve used powerful Six Flags technology to try and determine what the child of Demi and Ashton would look like. According to the Star, their kids would be fed only marshmallows and bacon for the first three years. The boy is – I don’t know – mostly human looking. The girl seems kinda trampy already, even at negative seven months old. That can’t be good. Although, the problem with most infants is they don’t co-ordinate, their jumpers clash with their lipstick they end up looking like tramped up little hussies. But not Demi and Ashtons kid. Not with million dollar earrings perfectly setting off her battery powered green contacts.