Tara Reid is a genius

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“I am a very smart girl, and people don’t realize that … People think I am America’s party girl, which is just stupid.”

Well then, I don’t know what kind of shananigans the paparazzi are up to, posting these pictures of Tara Reid leaving the Spyder club in Hollywood at 4am last week. I’m not sure what the Spyder club is exactly, but apparently it’s some sort of library for super smart people because her eyes are bloodshot and she’s so exhausted she has to be helped to her car. Poor little lamb must have been up reading half the night. Oh, and that beach must be some sort of library too. But that’s not what those punk-ass photographers would have you think. Leave my little angel alone, you bastards!