Hey there, lovely readers. It’s that time of year again. The day where we can all set aside our differences and agree that leggings and sweatpants are indeed pants. Regardless of what you think of the holiday, you got a day off and you don’t have to cook or spend money on food. Your crazy aunt will probably show you a Breitbart article that proves Obama will soon pass a law to decapitate Christians on Christmas Eve, but trust me, you’ll miss complaining about that when she’s dead. There’s always something to be thankful for, and right now, I’m thankful for all of you. Depending on the outcome of the Cowboys/Panthers game, I’ll either eat for a second time out of habit or for emotional reasons. Win/win. See ya Monday.
Daisy Ridley seems fun. I’ll see you beautiful people tomorrow.
Look, it’s the day before Thanksgiving. I guess I could try to will something to happen like the Chicago PD, but I’m not union. Sorry. But here’s something. Bella Thorne doing what she did in my dream I had that one time after October 8th. She also put this out on Snapchat. There’s something else right there! Man, this post didn’t turn out too bad. Keep up the great work, Todd.
Remember when Kaley Cuoco got engaged to Ryan Sweeting after dating three months and first showed the world she was insane? Yeah, still happening.
Thank you @nero_sct @studiocitytattoo for helping me right my wrongs..note to self- do not mark your body with any future wedding dates #under30mistakes #donttakeyourselftooseriouslykids
Yeah, it happened because she was under 30, I guess. Or something. Please keep in mind that she said this 13 months ago. It appears true love has died and got replaced with a moth or whatever. I’m sure she thinks its symbolic. Just nod your head and smile when she tells the story. If you can be slowly walking backwards, it’ll give you a head start when she turns around.
Two days before Josh Duggar got hit with a $500K lawsuit from the porn star he sexually assaulted while he got paid to say transgender people would rape your kids in the bathroom, he sold his 5-bedroom house in Arkansas he’s had for 8 months for $65,000 to ALB Investments LLC (and made a $10,000 profit). A 5-bedroom house for $65K? In this economy? It’s cool, because he basically sold it to himself.
According to documents filed with the Arkansas Secretary of State, the registered agent of ALB Investments LLC is Travis Story. The address used to register ALB Investments in Siloam Springs is the same location as the home being sold. However it is not clear who are the owners of the investment company – such information is confidential under a 2007 law. The warranty deed for the property is signed by Josh and Anna Duggar, Travis Story and a public notary.
Nothing weird here. Nothing weird at all. LLC’s are in no way created to keep your personal assets from being seized if you’re in a lawsuit. That’s just more liberal media spin. Even a professor says there’s nothing to see here. Why do you hate religious liberty so much?
Despite the coincidental timing of Josh and Anna Duggar’s home sale, a professor from the UCLA School of Law told Daily Mail Online that nothing fraudulent appeared to have taken place. Professor Eugene Volokh said that unless the home had been bought for significantly less than market value, the sale appeared legitimate. He said: ‘The question is whether they sold it for something less than market rate. And if the answer is no, if they sold it for the market price, then it doesn’t sound like a fraudulent conveyance to me.’
See? You probably wanted to find out they committed fraud because you’re heart is as black as your secular darkness. No, wait. Sorry. Zillow has the house listed at $178K and homes in the neighborhood have been selling for $200K. Either way, this probably doesn’t mean Josh Duggar created an LLC with his dad’s attorney and sold his house to himself to keep Danica Dillon from taking it while also freeing up $10K in equity to be used for legal fees. Stop reading so much into it. Josh is Christian. there’s no way he’d lie like this. Your hypocrisy is showing, libtard. I don’t know what hypocrisy exactly, but that’s what you’re supposed to say according to Matt Walsh and white conservatives who write about Christians not helping dying refugees. I guess it makes sense to the people who believe in Jesus but rather not have brown people clogging up their bike paths.
Sorry. Jessica Lowndes in this see through dress is just another one of Josh’s innocent victims because I already had these pics loaded and nowhere else to use them. God bless.
I really don’t understand any of this, or why people don’t think the Captain America costume looks dumb as hell, but we have another Marvel movie. This time its Captain America: Civil War. From what I can tell, Captain America really wants to help this dude named Bucky. His one black friend also wants to help, but he has a few concerns. His goggles appearing too tight don’t see to be one of them. Then Captain America’s boss is like, “don’t do it, bro” then Captain America says, ‘imma do it” then Black Widow calls him and says “dude, you need to dodge this bullshit” then Captain America says “nuh uh” and Black Widow replies “uh huh” then Iron Man shows up and says “don’t test me, bitch” but Captain America tests him then Iron Man says “I thought we was fraaaannnsss” then Captain America says “yeah, but me and this Bucky dude go way back and my black friend has wings so we’re thinking about fighting you because we have two hours to hours to fill” then Iron Man says “cool, I’ll team up with these people over here” then Captain America says, “well, I’ll team up with these people over here but like three of them don’t like, have any powers or anything that except maybe Scarlet Witch and we need to give her a lot more screen time because she’s gonna take over the franchise when we get too old” then Iron Man says “Makes sense, and while we’re on the topic, I shouldn’t phone in my performance in this one because I think most of the budget is me” then Hawkeye says “hey, guys that was me in the trailer right there! Did you see me? Go back. Ok, pause! That’s me! I’m totally in this movie”. Then Captain America and that Bucky dude jump Iron Man like bitches then they show the title of the movie.
Be sure to buy a ticket. Robert Downey, Jr. doesn’t have an infinity pool in all his guest bedrooms yet.
Kylie Jenner dumped Tyga because of Charlie Sheen [ The Superficial ]
Adriana Lima naked for the Pirelli Calendar (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Bristol Palin picked out a name for her accidental, disappointing miracle [ Dlisted ]
A moment with Daniela Lopez Osorio [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Bella Hadid‘s nipples for S Moda [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Kendall Jenner wears this on planes [ The Nip Slip ]
Miley Cyrus has naked outtakes (NSFW) [ The Blemish ]
Kate Beckinsale already has a new dude [ Moe Jackson ]
Selena Gomez doesn’t need a bra [ Popoholic ]
Eva Longoria in a bikini, anyone? [ Celebslam ]
Here’s a thing: vagina bread [ Egotastic ]
Angelina Jolie is the new Bride of Frankenstein [ Celebitchy ]
Gigi Hadid broke up with Joe Jonas 19 days ago. I guess to bone Zayn Malik. Or anyone who used to be in a boy band like anybody in Fifth Harmony
Gigi Hadid is now dating recently single Zayn Malik, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. “It’s a very new thing. They’re just seeing where it goes,” a source tells Us. “I wouldn’t call them boyfriend and girlfriend,” another insider adds. “But seeing each other? Definitely. He’s chuffed.”
I had to look up “chuffed”, so obviously Zayn has a friend he shouldn’t let know things because they’ll be emailed to Us Weekly. Also, Gigi probably shouldn’t take selfies anymore.
Gigi Hadid has become a blackmail target by a group of hackers who claim they’re ready to leak private content from her iPhone unless she pays up. We’re told the hackers contacted the newly winged Victoria’s Secret Angel and threatened to release photos and videos accessed through her iCloud. The hackers also threatened to sell the pictures to media outlets unless they got the money they were after. We’re told Gigi has not and will not pay, and she’s contacted law enforcement and also hired a private security company to find the culprits. She wants them prosecuted.
She refuses to pay and I guess that means she doesn’t have any Taylor Swift pics on her cloud. That being said, some Gigi Hadid pics might be leaked soon. I’ll probably look at them. I’m not above things like that.
A movie star from Texas with a Brazilian model for a wife hangs out with grown theater kids in NYC for a week. Somebody’s gonna talk shit.
“Saturday Night Live” star Kenan Thompson dished to Page Six on having macho man Matthew McConaughey — who refers to himself by his last name only — on the show’s set for a week. Describing the “Dallas Buyers Club” actor as “ultra alpha,” the comic quipped, “He’s like a super-duper dude, like, an ultra guy’s guy. He met everybody and just introduced himself with his last name, which is, like, a very ‘guy’ thing to do. Like, ‘Hey, McConaughey.’ We’re like, ‘Yeah, we know.’ ”
Thompson sounds like McConaughey banged the girl he wanted at the after party, but McConaughey is intelligent and has a southern accent. Women are never prepared for that.