Charlotte McKinney Needs A New BikiniBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Charlotte McKinney Needs A New Bikini

 

Charlotte McKinney is in Miami right now, and if you’re wondering why that dude looks confused and disappointed, join me below.

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  Charlotte McKinney is in Miami right now, and if you’re wondering why that dude looks confused and disappointed, join me below.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ RebootBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ Reboot

 

Guys. Lindsay Lohan really wants to play Little Mermaid in the live action reboot of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. I don’t know about you, but I need this to happen.

I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid @disney approve that #billcondon directs it along with my sister @alianamusic singing the theme song for the soundtrack. also @kgrahamsfb plays Ursula. Simply because, she is the best. take one. @disneystudios

Like we already know this is gonna go to Emma Stone or Chloe Grace Moretz or whatever, but I want to see the version of The Little Mermaid where Ariel chain smokes and converts to Islam and causes a pandemic when she gets a vagina.

 

#thelittlemermaid

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Director Matt Reeves Has Already Dropped Out Of ‘The Batman’By toddFebruary 20, 2017
Director Matt Reeves Has Already Dropped Out Of ‘The Batman’

 

Not even a week after director Matt Reeves was announced as the director of The Batman (after Ben Affleck dropped out), Matt Reeves remembered this was for a DC movie and dropped out.

A studio source confirms that negotiations have broken down. The possibility, however, exists that talks could resume when heads cool. The studio is intent on making the movie no matter what, as the Batman franchise has proven to be bigger than one person. Reeves is currently deep in postproduction on War for the Planet of the Apes, which is shaping up to be the biggest entry in the Fox franchise.

Also, lol.

Prior to Reeves receiving the offer, Ridley Scott and Don’t Breathe helmer Fede Alvarez were among the names being floated for the director’s chair.

So basically, DC/Warner Bros. got Reeves in the room by saying they wanted a director with a vision, then told him that vision is fine as long as the test focus group and the 12 studio executives who they planned to sit directly behind during the whole shoot were okay with it, or if people liked something in Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 then they’d have to come back and do reshoots to incorporate that. Then maybe add ninjas or werewolves. Or ninja werewolves? Wouldn’t it be cool if Batman fought ninja werewolves? That’s pretty dark. That’s pretty dark, right? What if we made them black?

 

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President’s Day Dump 02.20.2017By toddFebruary 20, 2017

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot

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Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a special Weekend Dump you can look at instead of watch Trump’s parade float be carried by immigrants or watch him declare martial law because of a terrorist attack that happened in Narnia or whatever he has planned for today.

 

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Warner Bros. Wants Mel Gibson To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’By toddFebruary 16, 2017
Warner Bros. Wants Mel Gibson To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’

 

So remember how much Suicide Squad sucked ass? Because it sucked horrific ass. Now Mel Gibson is reportedly in talks to direct the sequel nobody asked for except the executives who realize they shove shit down our throats and we’ll gladly pay them for it then boycott Rotten Tomatoes if they don’t like the taste.

Warner Bros. is courting the actor-director to helm Suicide Squad 2 and the sides are early in talks, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. No official offer has been made nor has any commitment. Sources say that Gibson is familiarizing himself with the material. But the studio is not being passive and is also looking at other directors, Daniel Espinosa among them.

Mel Gibson is a horrible person and a great director, so it’ll be interesting to see his TRUE DIRECTOR’S CUT in 10 years after Warner Bros. take his original edit and send it to a movie trailer company so they can send it to theaters then claim Marvel bias when they get bad reviews. That said, given today’s political climate, I do hope they cut the part where the Suicide Squad kills a lot of Jews.

 

  So remember how much Suicide Squad sucked ass? Because it sucked horrific ass. Now Mel Gibson is reportedly in talks to direct the sequel nobody asked for except the executives…

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Sara Underwood Is Very SingleBy toddFebruary 16, 2017
Sara Underwood Is Very Single

 

Unlike Ariel Winter who took pictures of her butt on Valentine’s Day to show you she was in love, Sarah Underwood took a video of her butt on Valentine’s Day to show you she was single. She also deployed a drone. I guess single girls care more about production value when posting about their butts.

 

Made Mother Nature my Valentine yesterday, and she was the best damn date I’ve ever had #singleAF by @partylikejzl

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Amanda Seyfried Is Super PregnantBy toddFebruary 16, 2017

Amanda Seyfried was out shopping this week, and as you can see, she’s pretty pregnant. She’s pregnant with the baby from the husband she stole. Her boobs look twice the normal size now, so at something good has come from this. Well, I mean that and the kid if he kid isn’t an asshole. His mom also does taxidermy so if they open a hotel off the interstate, go to another one if he’s working the front desk.

Amanda Seyfried was out shopping this week, and as you can see, she’s pretty pregnant. She’s pregnant with the baby from the husband she stole. Her boobs look twice the…

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Hilary Duff’s Ex Husband Mike Comrie Might Have Raped SomebodyBy toddFebruary 16, 2017
Hilary Duff’s Ex Husband Mike Comrie Might Have Raped Somebody

 

Unclear if Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie got divorced because he liked raping, but Mike Comrie is currently under investigation by the LAPD for rape after a woman said he did the raping multiple times at his house last weekend. Tell us about it TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us the woman claims she met up with Comrie at a bar Saturday night and went back to his West L.A. condo. She claims he raped her multiple times. The woman says she almost immediately went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center nearby, and a rape kit was administered.

Yeah, that sounds bad. But hey, there’s good news!

Sources connected with Comrie say he’s known the woman for a long time and acknowledges he had sex with her, but insists she gave full consent. The sources also say the encounter was a 3-way and the other woman has not filed any complaint.

Comrie has known the chick for a long time and it was a 3-way and that means he didn’t do the raping or something I honestly have no idea what that has to do with anything. I assume sources connected with Comrie says the Russian leaks are the “real story”.

 

These pics are old, but this is Mike Comrie walking around yesterday in what can only be described as a rape uniform.

 

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Kate Upton Got The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover AnywayBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Kate Upton Got The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Anyway

 

After demanding to be on the cover of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Kate Upton is on the cover. Why? Oh man, the totally best reason.

The theme of this year’s issue centers on body diversity and age inclusion, something that was very important to SI Swim editor MJ Day. It’s also one of the reasons Upton was “proud” to return to the magazine.

Spin it, Kate!

To have an issue that focuses on that is really an amazing moment for me because I think it’s important for everyone to be the best they can be, but not to strive to be a company or industry’s idea of perfect,” Upton tells Sports Illustrated. “For SI to emphasize every different type of perfect is really inspiring. Those are the campaigns I want to do and the career I want to have — to inspire women to love themselves.”

I agree. Nothing says “body diversity and age inclusion” like a 24-year old skinny blonde with huge tits. Really breaking new ground here. They should do a food diversity issue next with tacos and chicken nuggets.

 

@kateupton is BACK!

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Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s DayBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s Day

 

Not sure how your Valentine’s Day went, put Ariel Winter spent the day posting a lot of pictures of her ass. I guess that means she’s in love. Or in love with her body and wants you to know that somebody else is as well? Either way it’s pictures of her ass. Here’s another one. Maybe you’ll like them too.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day #valentines

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This was Ariel Winter at the grocery store two days ago.

 

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