Charli XCX Just Ruined It By todd December 19, 2014

Ok, so I wasn’t a fan of Charli XCX , then I watched one of her videos on mute then became a fan, then she showed up again at the Jingle Bell Ball. I am no longer a fan. I mean, it’s cool she has big boobs or whatever, but can we do something about the four inches of toes hanging off her shoes? How big are this chick’s feet? She can’t afford a shoe that hold all her feet? Do her toes need to be free for some reason? Do they have retractable claws? Somebody please answer.

Ok, so I wasn’t a fan of Charli XCX , then I watched one of her videos on mute then became a fan, then she showed up again at the…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bai Ling DGAF By todd December 19, 2014

 

Bai Ling was the crazy lady in The Crow, right? I think she was the crazy lady The Crow. That was 20 years ago. Asians always look immortal until they hit about 60 then they wither away and die. So I’m not sure how old Bai Ling is right now. Somewhere between 30 and 50. Anway, she just walked around Beverly Hills with her boobs out, not caring. Happy Friday to you from Bai Ling. Be nice to her, because her family will be open on Christmas Day.

  Bai Ling was the crazy lady in The Crow, right? I think she was the crazy lady The Crow. That was 20 years ago. Asians always look immortal until…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Here’s Candice Swanepoel And Her Nipples In Some Lingerie By todd December 19, 2014

 

Walking around being female perfection must be difficult, or maybe it’s not that difficult to spending your day changing outfits and looking in a mirror, but I guess that’s the price of beauty. So here’s Candice Swanepoel in some lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. The last pic is NSFW, because it’s not safe to have erections at work. The mildly attractive girl in your office will think it’s about her then she’ll file a complaint and sue you. Mildly attractive girls are always doing that type of thing.

  Walking around being female perfection must be difficult, or maybe it’s not that difficult to spending your day changing outfits and looking in a mirror, but I guess that’s…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Denise Schaefer Says Good Morning, Links By todd December 19, 2014

Close your legs, Paris Hilton.  (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Nicki Minaj’s boobs popped out on live television   Dlisted

Madonna compared her album leak to “rape” and “torture”  The Superficial

Brina Chantal in a bikini  Hollywood Tuna

Kate Upton’s gut at the airport  (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Nina Agdal in lingerie  Popoholic

George Clooney wants you to know about Sony  Celebitchy

 

Close your legs, Paris Hilton.  (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Nicki Minaj’s boobs popped out on live television   Dlisted Madonna compared her album leak to “rape” and “torture”  The Superficial…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Sony: Denzel Washington Shouldn’t Be In Blockbusters Because He’s Black By todd December 18, 2014

Dude. You’re not gonna believe this, but another embarrassing Sony email got leaked.

In newly revealed hacked and leaked correspondence, an unnamed Sony producer is caught saying that the two-time Oscar winner (above, in “Flight”) shouldn’t star in films that the studio plans to market overseas, because the international market is too “racist.” “No, I am not saying ‘The Equalizer’ should not have been made or that African-American actors should not have been used (I personally think Denzel is the best actor of his generation),” the producer explained, referring to the star’s popular action thriller, released in September. But “casting him is saying we’re OK with a double if the picture works,” the producer warned, using a baseball analogy to describe the movie’s reception abroad in the email, which was revealed by Radar Online on Wednesday. “He’s reliable at the domestic [box office], safe, but has not had a huge success in years,” the producer wrote in the email, which was addressed to Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton — whose response is not divulged. “I believe that the international motion picture audience is racist — in general pictures with an African-American lead don’t play well overseas,” the producer wrote.

Flight cost $31M and made $161M, but I guess that isn’t enough profit for some people. I bet if it starred Mark Wahlberg (he also hates black people), it probably would have made $400M or something like that.

Dude. You’re not gonna believe this, but another embarrassing Sony email got leaked. In newly revealed hacked and leaked correspondence, an unnamed Sony producer is caught saying that the two-time…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Let’s Revist Charli XCX By todd December 18, 2014

The rest of the month is gonna be boring unless you want to talk about North Korea, so here’s more pictures of Charli XCX. My friend who texted me about her, texted me last night and said her hotness “grows on you”. Idk, I think the point of hotness is supposed to be instant, so maybe we just have to wait and see. I just….she looks like a fat Lorde. Like if Lorde went to college for a year then came back. Also, it looks like it might not have the most pleasant odor. Collards are the only thing that smell bad that I eat.

The rest of the month is gonna be boring unless you want to talk about North Korea, so here’s more pictures of Charli XCX. My friend who texted me about…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Steve Carell’s North Korea Movie Got Scrapped By todd December 18, 2014

Hollywood is collectively flipping it’s shit right now over terrorist threats by North Korea, so there’s cancelling movies that haven’t even been made yet. But Steve Carell in a “paranoid thriller” though? Idk, maybe this is for the best.

The chilling effect of the Sony Pictures hack and terrorist threats against The Interview are reverberating. New Regency has scrapped another project that was to be set in North Korea. The untitled thriller, set up in October, was being developed by director Gore Verbinski as a star vehicle for Foxcatcher star Steve Carell. The paranoid thriller written by Steve Conrad was going to start production in March. Insiders tell me that under the current circumstances, it just makes no sense to move forward. The location won’t be transplanted. Fox declined to distribute it, per a spokesman.

I don’t want to tell this company how to do it’s job, but, like, go through the script and replace every “North Korea” with “Cuba”. Problem solved. Maybe you can even get Jay Z and Beyonce to make a cameo. That would be pretty cool.

Hollywood is collectively flipping it’s shit right now over terrorist threats by North Korea, so there’s cancelling movies that haven’t even been made yet. But Steve Carell in a “paranoid…
Tags: ,
Seth Rogen Got A Special Forces Bodyguard Because Of North Korea By todd December 18, 2014

By now, you’ve probably read on Facebook that Sony has completely scrapped The Interview, therefore causing my prediction to come true. These colors never run! Especially when we have moral stands to take like standing in line at Chick-Fil-A to support a rich guy’s interpretation of a book that was written buy a bunch of other dudes. Or by illegally downloading The Interview. But that’s pretty much all we do, because all it really takes is an anonymous threat and somebody to mention “9/11″ and we’ll piss ourselves. The terrorists won in 2001, because you’ve been living in fear ever since. But I assume you’re not as scared as Seth Rogen yet, because he just hired an ex-SF bodyguard. Say what you want about North Korea, but they indirectly just saved millions of Americans from potential torture. Kudos to them.

By now, you’ve probably read on Facebook that Sony has completely scrapped The Interview, therefore causing my prediction to come true. These colors never run! Especially when we have moral…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Emily Ratajkowski > Kendall Jenner By todd December 17, 2014
Emily Ratajkowski > Kendall Jenner

 

Kendall Jenner did her thing for the LOVE’s Advent 2014 where she kinda moved back and forth so it kinda seemed like she was dancing and not being shouted instructions by her mom, but Emily Ratajkowski just did one where she’s prancing around without a bra. Words words words words words wait, you’re still reading this? Dude. What’s your deal?

 

 

 

 

  Kendall Jenner did her thing for the LOVE’s Advent 2014 where she kinda moved back and forth so it kinda seemed like she was dancing and not being shouted…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Nobody Is Promoting ‘The Interview’ Anymore By todd December 17, 2014

Just in case Sony needed something else to make it crumble to the ground, James Franco and Seth Rogen are no longer promoting The Interview and the NYC premiere has been canceled. Sony is also allowing theaters to decide if they want to play the movie with no financial penalty.

On the same day the Sony hackers made a 9/11 scale threat against theaters showing “The Interview” — the New York premiere of Seth Rogen and James Franco‘s movie has been scrapped. A rep for the Landmark Sunshine Cinema confirms Thursday’s scheduled premiere is cancelled. It’s unclear if the event will be rescheduled. This is the first cancellation for an event surrounding the controversial movie. The Hollywood premiere went on as planned last week, but they didn’t do any red carpet interviews.  As TMZ first reported … the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security doesn’t view the latest threats as credible. Sony is letting theaters decide whether to play the movie — leaving the door open for big financial losses.

Kirk Cameron probably wishes he made this movie instead, because you know who is gonna line up down the street like they’re at a Chick-Fil-A eating chicken untouched by homo semen? Conservatives with raging America boners. Because this is America. And we don’t back down from terrorist threats. lol jk they probably won’t go because North Korea has nukes and our swinging balls stop swinging when the terrorists have matching uniforms. We don’t fuck with matching uniforms. We want our terrorists in sandals and cut off jeans. But, I mean, if your home base is a cave and part of your military transport includes a camel, we’ll shoot a remote controlled missile so far up your fucking ass that Hank Williams, Jr. will fly out of your mouth riding a majestic eagle that soars until he lands on a McDonald’s drive thru speaker. Don’t fuck with us. I mean, you can fuck with us if you have a goat, but if you’re good with computers and stuff like that, we’ll just write you a strongly worded yet polite letter. So if this thing is North Korea, and something does pop off, just keep in mind that we as humans spent our time on Earth building Wal-Marts and fighting over imaginary lines on a map. Congrats.

Just in case Sony needed something else to make it crumble to the ground, James Franco and Seth Rogen are no longer promoting The Interview and the NYC premiere has…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,