Kendall And Kylie Jenner’s Book Has Sold Only 13K Copies Since June By todd October 30, 2014

 Hey remember that time Kendall and Kylie Jenner wrote a dystopian science fiction book called Rebels of Indra in between manicures and stem cell facials? Good times.

According to data from the Nielsen BookScan, obtained by Radar, the Jenner sister’s tome, penned with help from author Maya Sloan, has sold just 13,000 copies since going on sale in June. (Nielsen’s book data accounts for approximately 75% of book sales.)…Even more embarrassing for the Jenners, their attempt at dystopian fiction sits at a measly 9,556 on the Amazon sales chart, and is ranked two of five stars with 136 customers weighing in with reviews. “Garbage from start to finish,” one reader wrote. “Don’t bother wasting your time or money on this piece of trash. The trees that died to make this would have been better off as toilet paper.” Others slammed it as “unoriginal,” “blatantly stupid,” “dumbed down” — in short, “the worst book ever.”

Read that blockquote again. Now realize Snooki and Nicole Richie are New York Times best-selling authors. Fucking Snooki. And Snooki thinks a book is something you do to get an appointment at a tanning salon. They’ll sell more copies if they wrote a suicide note.

 Hey remember that time Kendall and Kylie Jenner wrote a dystopian science fiction book called Rebels of Indra in between manicures and stem cell facials? Good times. According to data…

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Taylor Swift Is Super Committed To This Wardrobe Choice By todd October 30, 2014

Taylor Swift is performing on basically every show where you can perform to promote her new album “1989″ even though she doesn’t need to, so here she is on Good Morning America in usual her basic outfit of high-waisted shorts and whatever you call this kind of shirt. Based on these pics, she has like three dance moves, so she’s probably a dead lay. But dem legs and that face tho. I’m not allergic to cats, so should hit me up. I”ll be getting my tires rotated at 3, but I’m free pretty much any time after that until 9.

Taylor Swift is performing on basically every show where you can perform to promote her new album “1989″ even though she doesn’t need to, so here she is on Good…

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Rihanna Wore This By todd October 30, 2014

Rihanna attended the same even Miley Cyrus did, amfAR LA Inspiration Gala Honoring Tom Ford Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow, and please keep in mind, this was a charity event to stop AIDS. Last time I checked, unprotected sex is the best way to spread AIDS, so why is Rihanna wearing this? I would have unprotected sex with her is what I’m trying to say here. Like, right now if she asked. What, did she say something? Tell me exactly what she said word for word.

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Miley Cyrus Wore This By todd October 30, 2014

It took me an hour and a half to talk WordPress into creating the thumbnails for these pics of Miley Cyrus’ boobs in whatever the hell this, so I should have known off top that even technology doesn’t want anybody to see these. Add the fact that Miley was at an event hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow, and you can understand why dark forces were against me. Anyway, here’s 29 pics of Miley Cyrus still thinking people find her attractive. If nothing else, doctors who do breast implants should be getting a lot of calls.

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Norman Reedus Doesn’t Care If Daryl Dixon Is Gay By todd October 29, 2014

Rednecks and Christians who watch a show about the dead coming back to life and eating people while the people who don’t get eaten murder other people who don’t get eaten got all butthurt, because adding homosexuality to that type of show would just be gross and immoral. Specifically, making the redneck racist with the heart of gold sexually ambiguous and possibly gay would completely ruin the ratings of a show that had 17.3M viewers watch its season five premiere. These people are pretty dumb. Like this “report”.

Norman Reedus really doesn’t want his popular The Walking Dead character, Daryl Dixon, to turn out to be gay. Insiders say he fears the same-sex shocker would hurt ratings by disappointing his legions of female fans. Norman isn’t anti-gay in his personal life, but he’s become one of the biggest male sex symbols in television. He gets thousands of fan letters from women each week – along with dozens of marriage proposals.”

Norman Reedus’ response:

 

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Jessica Biel Is Also Pregnant By todd October 29, 2014

DOWNSIDE: Jessica Biel is pregnant. UPSIDE: Jessica Biel’s ass will get bigger.

A pal close to the 7th Heaven star revealed the exciting news after weeks of feverish speculation and baby bump sightings. “Jessica is at least three months pregnant,” the source said. “And she’s due in April!” A second source revealed that the actress hasn’t had it easy getting pregnant in the past. “Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet,” the other insider said.

I was gonna post this “Jessica is pregnant” post before the last “Jessica is pregnant” post, but Radar Online makes you watch a long ass advertisement before you get to cut and paste, because I guess they really need the money, so here’s my “Jessica Biel” is pregnant post finally. But why does this source automatically assume Justin Timberlake is the father? Do they know where I was three months ago? I mean, I’m not one to start rumors. Just sayin.

DOWNSIDE: Jessica Biel is pregnant. UPSIDE: Jessica Biel’s ass will get bigger. A pal close to the 7th Heaven star revealed the exciting news after weeks of feverish speculation and…

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Jessica Pare Is Pregnant By todd October 29, 2014

It isn’t Don Draper‘s.

As her hit show comes to an end, Jessica Paré is getting ready for a new beginning: She’s pregnant! The Mad Men star is expecting her first child with boyfriend John Kastner, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The happy news apparently flew under the radar for a while: Last month, Kastner, a musician, posted an Instagram photo of him and Paré, 33, hugging as his 7-year-old daughter Summer Lee proudly wore a T-shirt reading “I’M GOING TO BE A BIG SISTER.”

Despite the fact that Jessica Pare has like 84 teeth, she still manages to be super hot, so naturally some dude was going to get her pregnant at some point. Unfortunately, that dude is a white dude in his 40s with dreadlocks, so there’s a chance this baby could come out looking like something that would hunt Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Central American jungle for sport. But it may also have really huge boobs in 18 years. Who’s to say really.

 

It isn’t Don Draper‘s. As her hit show comes to an end, Jessica Paré is getting ready for a new beginning: She’s pregnant! The Mad Men star is expecting her first…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Here To Support Luggage By todd October 29, 2014

Luggage manufacturer RIMOWA opened their first store in NYC and apparently that’s some sort of big deal, because Alessandra Ambrosio and a bunch of other people attended. The “bunch of other people” are not pictured here, because as you just read, we really don’t need to see other people getting excited about luggage when Alessandra Ambrosio was also there and excited about luggage. I’m sure Jared Leto and Melissa George are nice people, but their level of excitement over luggage doesn’t really interest me. I hope that doesn’t make me a bad person.

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Taylor Swift’s “1989″ Is Gonna Sell A Million Copies In A Week By todd October 28, 2014

Basics have a lot of disposable income.

Industry sources now forecast the album to sell at least one million copies in its first week. That would make 1989 just the 19th album to sell a million in a single week since Nielsen SoundScan started tracking sales in 1991, and Swift the first act to earn three million-selling weeks. The new album is Swift’s fifth studio effort, released through Big Machine Records on Oct. 27. Its sales forecast is for the tracking week ending Nov. 2. It could mark Swift’s third million-selling debut in a row, following 2010′s Speak Now (1.05 million) and 2012′s Red (1.21 million). Two weeks ago, forecasters pegged the new album to sell 750,000 in its debut frame. Then, a week ago, it was upgraded to 800,000. By mid-day Oct. 27, the album’s release day, its projection grew to over 900,000. Now, after its first day on sale, forecasters are confident 1989 will cross the magic, one-million sales threshold.

I have a friend who worked at the iHeart Radio Festival and he said Taylor Swift was the nicest and coolest person there (her trailer also smelled like weed), and she would regularly come out and talk to all the crew and didn’t take herself too seriously. Nicki Minaj on the other hand, was a raging cunt and screamed at literally everyone until she got told to shut the fuck up. Also, Iggy Azalea wanted to close the festival, but everybody agreed she sucked and only had one song, so Calvin Harris closed only because Prince didn’t get his contract back in time. Long story short, sometimes good things happen to good people. Say what you want about Taylor Swift’s music, but if she can sell a million albums and be self-aware enough to realize that other humans exist on Earth besides herself, then more power to her. I hope she sells 10 million. It’s always a good idea to give power to those who want it the least. Also, if she would wear shorter dresses and skirts that would really help me out.

Basics have a lot of disposable income. Industry sources now forecast the album to sell at least one million copies in its first week. That would make 1989 just the…

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Kendall Jenner’s Butt Is On Instagram By todd October 28, 2014
 

the Gunnar commentary. @gunnarfitness

Un vídeo publicado por Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) el

 

If you haven’t realized by now, today is really slow unless you want to read about child molesters and Marvel news. I’m not down with that. However, I am pretty down with butts, so here’s Kendall Jenner and her butt working out. Also, the Pope said evolution was real today. Not sure what that has to do with this post, but don’t say I’m not giving you people news here. And also butts.

  the Gunnar commentary. @gunnarfitness Un vídeo publicado por Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) el Oct 10, 2014 at 11:58 PDT   If you haven’t realized by now, today is really slow unless…

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