David Ayers Says The Joker Should Have Been The Main Villain In ‘Suicide Squad’By toddJanuary 23, 2017
David Ayers Says The Joker Should Have Been The Main Villain In ‘Suicide Squad’

 

In a response to a tweet from a dude who called Suicide Squad his masterpiece (LOL), David Ayer had lots of thoughts. Specifically, something that would have made Suicide Squad worse: make the Joker the main villain. No, dude.

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  In a response to a tweet from a dude who called Suicide Squad his masterpiece (LOL), David Ayer had lots of thoughts. Specifically, something that would have made Suicide…

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Fox News Fired Stacey DashBy toddJanuary 23, 2017
Fox News Fired Stacey Dash

 

Two days after Trump before President, Fox News fired Stacey Dash. Draw your own conclusions.

Stacey Dash’s sporadic career as a Fox News pundit is over, after the network declined to renew her contract. The sometime-actress and author, an early and vocal Trump supporter, made her Fox News debut in 2014, but hasn’t been seen on air since last September. A representative told The Hollywood Reporter that the decision not to renew was taken last fall.

I’m one of those liberals who don’t celebrate people losing their jobs if they say something I don’t agree with, but Stacey Dash has said some terribly horrific shit on a network that makes money by saying terribly horrific shit. Not sure why they would fire unless….well, you know. I would say racism, but that might just be an alternative fact.

 

  Two days after Trump before President, Fox News fired Stacey Dash. Draw your own conclusions. Stacey Dash’s sporadic career as a Fox News pundit is over, after the network…

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Kendall Jenner Wore PastiesBy toddJanuary 23, 2017

The word “pasties” is kinda weird and sucks all the joy I might have had out of this post, but yeah, Kendall Jenner wore pasties, in Paris because they’re cool with that kinda stuff over there unlike here. I understand Kris Jenner probably picked this outfit out and told the paparazzi where to be, but that’s ok because that’s the kinda stuff we’re cool with over here.

The word “pasties” is kinda weird and sucks all the joy I might have had out of this post, but yeah, Kendall Jenner wore pasties, in Paris because they’re cool…

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Olivia Munn Says The Green Bay Packers Had A Lot Of ‘Off The Field Adversity’By toddJanuary 23, 2017
Olivia Munn Says The Green Bay Packers Had A Lot Of ‘Off The Field Adversity’

 

So, I live in John Lewis’ congressional district in Atlanta, and while I’ve never seen anything burn down, I did witness 53 dudes from a red state get fucking murdered here yesterday. Olivia Munn dates one of those dudes. His name is Aaron Rodgers. You might have seen him on television in State Farm commercials or running for his life in the Georgia Dome. What is this “off the field adversity” she speaks of? Let’s find out!

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  So, I live in John Lewis’ congressional district in Atlanta, and while I’ve never seen anything burn down, I did witness 53 dudes from a red state get fucking murdered…

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Lily Collins Is HelpingBy toddJanuary 20, 2017

I would post about Lily Collins more, but when was the last time you clicked on a Lily Collins post? I assume never. But she’s hot and she attended some event last night and here’s pictures of that event. She’s all smiles because she doesn’t know that her uterus will be forcibly removed by 5pm today when the world is enveloped in total darkness and chaos. If that doesn’t happen, I think Twitter and Facebook might have lied to us.

 

I would post about Lily Collins more, but when was the last time you clicked on a Lily Collins post? I assume never. But she’s hot and she attended some…

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Anne Hathaway Is A Drunk Monster In ‘Colossal’By toddJanuary 20, 2017
Anne Hathaway Is A Drunk Monster In ‘Colossal’

 

So basically Timecrimes is one of my favorite movies, and the dude who did that now dropped the first trailer for his new movie, Colossal. Let this sink in:

The film stars Anne Hathaway as Gloria, a woman whose life is falling to pieces thanks to a series of poor life choices and a bit too much boozing. When she loses her job and gets kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend, Gloria has to relocate to her hometown, where she reunites with a childhood friend (Jason Sudeikis) and finds herself slipping back into her destructive patterns in no time. At the same time, a giant Kaiju starts popping up in Soeul, South Korea; destroying everything in its path, and Gloria starts to realize that she shares a psychic connection with the monster and her reckless behavior threatens to destroy more than just her relationships.

 

I don’t know about you, but that sounds like a pretty good time and an idea so original that its destined to make $45 at the box office. Also, Anne Hathaway has like 98 teeth and freakishly long arms, so this seems like pretty solid casting.

 

  So basically Timecrimes is one of my favorite movies, and the dude who did that now dropped the first trailer for his new movie, Colossal. Let this sink in:…

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Emily Ratajkowski Wins BoomerangBy toddJanuary 20, 2017

Secret project in NYC today coming to you March 2017

A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on

 

Hey, guys. Donald Trump is President today lol. Great job. I thought for sure my white cousin who hasn’t been able to find a job in two years would check his privilege, but here we are. He’s probably racist. Anyway, if you’re thinking about slitting your wrists today, watch this Instagram video Emily Ratajkowski posted first. She made it with that app Boomerang that the young people enjoy when they’re out volunteering in their communities and fighting against oppression whenever thy see it. Usually at brunch. Good stuff!

 

#fbf

 

Secret project in NYC today coming to you March 2017 A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 19, 2017 at 1:16pm PST   Hey, guys. Donald Trump is…

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Ariel Winter Got Topless For ‘Self’ & LinksBy toddJanuary 20, 2017
Ariel Winter Got Topless For ‘Self’ & Links

 

Alanis Morissette‘s ex-manager admits he stole millions from her    [  Dlisted  ]

Paris Jackson has pierced nipples  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Well damn, Victoria Justice  [  Popoholic  ]

A moment with Emily Senko  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Lexi Wood is a very important model   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Rita Ora bending over anyone?  (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

All the hotness from the 2017 People’s Choice Awards  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Brit Marling remains pretentious  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Patrick Stewart is the poop emoji   [  The Superficial   ]

#FBF When Ariel Winter wore this to fight LBGTQ suicide   [  IDLY  ]

 

( banner pic = SELF  )

  Alanis Morissette‘s ex-manager admits he stole millions from her    [  Dlisted  ] Paris Jackson has pierced nipples  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Well damn, Victoria Justice …

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All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet NowBy toddJanuary 19, 2017
All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet Now

 

Bella Thorne has legit dated like four people this month, but two of her exes, Tyler Posey and Gregg Sulkin, have their dicks on the Internet in something called The Wolfening. I don’t know her, but she looks like she asks for a lot of dick pics. In her defense, I guess she’s trying to help?

 

Not sure how ole Gregg feels about this, but at least the nation knows Bella Thorne can recognize his dick just from a photo. He seems to have left a good impression. Worse things have happened to people.

 

  Bella Thorne has legit dated like four people this month, but two of her exes, Tyler Posey and Gregg Sulkin, have their dicks on the Internet in something called…

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The New ‘Logan’ Trailer Is BadassBy toddJanuary 19, 2017
The New ‘Logan’ Trailer Is Badass

 

The new trailer for Logan dropped today, and since I like Mike even though he’s a huge comic book nerd, he let us know that this movie is based on this instead of Old Man Logan. I don’t know what either of those two things are. Hopefully you do and it interests you. All I know is that this trailer is already a better movie that Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad, and it has a little girl who is like a mini-Wolverine and she’s slashing throats and shit. I’m down.

 

  The new trailer for Logan dropped today, and since I like Mike even though he’s a huge comic book nerd, he let us know that this movie is based…

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