Here’s Some People Who Went To The Fight By todd May 04, 2015

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a “defensive fighter”, so that means he just runs around and hugs his opponents (unlike the women he fights). He’s also undefeated. You could probably be undefeated too if you could hand pick your opponents then give them a list of demands then make the person who is your biggest threat wait 7 years until he has a dislocated shoulder. Surprisingly, you can be illiterate and still do this. Manny Pacquiao is a dude from the Philippines who thinks all gay people should be put to death because God. People paid to see this. Anyway, here’s some people who went to the fight who a lot of disposable income.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a “defensive fighter”, so that means he just runs around and hugs his opponents (unlike the women he fights). He’s also undefeated. You could probably be…

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The Royal Cousins Had Another Inbred Kid By todd May 04, 2015

Kate and her cusband, William, had another kid. This time it’s a girl who is bald like her dad-cousin.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have introduced their daughter to the world, as they left hospital to take her home to Kensington Palace. The princess, whose name has yet to be announced, slept in her mother’s arms during her first public appearance outside St Mary’s Hospital, in London. The princess – who is fourth in line to the throne – was delivered at 08:34 BST on Saturday after a short labour. The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth of the 8lbs 3oz (3.7kg) baby.

Unnamed Female Baby is fourth in line to the throne, which basically means Unnamed Female Baby might as well be four millionth in line to the throne, so who really cares. She’ll grow up, pose for pictures, be super into horses, go to college, be forced to do something for a charity then die never having had a job. Maybe she’ll get addicted to heroin or marry an Asian guy. Who knows. The most important thing to remember here is that nobody gives a shit and we won the Revolutionary War and could nuke Britain any time we wanted because we have a lot of missiles and like blowing shit up since our national anthem has the word “bomb” in it and that’s not a reference to burritos.

Kate and her cusband, William, had another kid. This time it’s a girl who is bald like her dad-cousin. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have introduced their daughter to…

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Brooklyn Decker Is Pregnant By todd May 04, 2015
Brooklyn Decker Is Pregnant

I’m not sure why Andy Roddick wishes to waste sperm by not blowing all over Brooklyn Decker‘s rack every time they have sex, but she’s 28 now, so she probably told him it’s time to blow inside now. Congrats!

Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick will welcome their first child this fall, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “I’m happy to confirm Brooklyn and Andy are expecting a new addition to their family in the autumn of this year,” Decker’s rep, Jesse Parker Stowell, says.

Brooklyn Decker is from NC and is a hardcore Carolina Panthers and Charlotte Hornets fan, anything else is irrelevant to me. Except for her boobs. Her boobs are very relevant. #deckersboobsmatter

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Here’s Some Of The Cast Of ‘Suicide Squad’ By todd May 04, 2015
Here’s Some Of The Cast Of ‘Suicide Squad’

Yay comic book movies! David Ayers dropped the first semi-full cast pic of the super villain flick Suicide Squad on Twitter. There’s a black guy, a Native American, and a crocodile. That’s pretty racist (via Superhero Hype)

Among those featured are Will Smith  as Deadshot; Joel Kinnaman as Rick Flagg; Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn (more pics here); Jai Courtney  as Captain Boomerang; Cara Delevingne as Enchantress; Karen Fukuhara as Katana; Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Killer Croc; Jay Hernandez as El DIablo; and Adam Beach as Slipknot. Missing from the photo are Ike Barinholtz, Scott Eastwood, Raymond Olubowale, Alex Meraz, Jim Parrack, and Common in addition to Viola Davis’ Amanda Waller and Jared Leto’s previously-revealed Joker.

Wikipedia told me that the Suicide Squad are criminals or something who do black ops for Obama for shorter sentences and they’re led by Viola Davis. Per her contract, Octavia Spencer has to appear in at least one scene. They wanted to recruit Floyd Mayweather, but apparently there wasn’t room on the team for somebody who runs and hugs their targets. He also couldn’t read the GPS. Anyway, this is a post about a movie based on books with lots of drawings in them.

Also, here’s Will Smith as Deadshot or a Baltimore policeman. I’m not sure.

Will Smith Suicide Squad

Yay comic book movies! David Ayers dropped the first semi-full cast pic of the super villain flick Suicide Squad on Twitter. There’s a black guy, a Native American, and a…

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Samantha Hoopes Says Good Morning, Links By todd May 04, 2015

The review of Avengers: Age Of Ultron that we need   The Superficial

Here’s Gigi Hadid’s panties   Drunken Stepfather

Emily Ratajkowski completely naked  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Tiger Woods is single, ladies  Dlisted

Sarah Hyland is all legs  Hollywood Tuna

Hialry Duff’s thighs got me like  Popoholic

Nicole Meyer. Good lawd.   Celebslam

This is what Taylor Swift wears to the airport   Moe Jackson

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Hilary Duff Is Filming Her Tinder Dates For A Reality Show By todd May 01, 2015

We found out last week that Hilary Duff is on Tinder. Today we learn she’s filming the dates for a proposed reality show. Chris Harrison isn’t gonna like this bitch starting new paradigms and shit.

Hilary recently copped to right swiping a bunch of guys on Tinder — 9 at last count — and even went on a first date this week with one of them. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … cameras were rolling during the date at a bowling alley. We’re told Hilary plans to shoot more footage as she dives into the dating world … and hopes to use it to develop a reality show — that would focus on her life as a new divorcée. Think ‘Stella’ getting her groove back … but whiter. Hilary’s rep had no comment about a potential reality show. Our sources say Hil had a 2nd date Wednesday night — hitting up a pizza place in the valley, and once again recording the festivities. But after dinner she and the guy grabbed a drink at a bar … sans camera. Girl needs room to work it. 

Wait, so she’s filming the dates? I assume a cop hasn’t asked her out yet. Haha, see what I did there? Man, I crack myself up!

We found out last week that Hilary Duff is on Tinder. Today we learn she’s filming the dates for a proposed reality show. Chris Harrison isn’t gonna like this bitch…

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Miley Cyrus In A Bikini Is Florida Files By todd May 01, 2015

Miley Cyrus is gross, will always be gross, and is really gross here in a bikini. No tits, no ass, and inbred face, and she just looks like she needs a Yankee Candle or a dryer sheet in her panties at all times. Because of flies and stuff like that. Anyway, enjoy if you’re into that kinda thing.

Miley Cyrus is gross, will always be gross, and is really gross here in a bikini. No tits, no ass, and inbred face, and she just looks like she needs…

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This Is Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Now By todd May 01, 2015

If you’re wondering what would happen if Ryan Phillippe‘s semen fertilized Reese Witherspoon‘s egg if you flash forwarded 15 years later, wait no longer! Here’s Ava Phillippe. She and Hilary Duff and about 60% of the women in LA go to the same stylist to get the old lady mermaid hair, but please keep in mind that she’s 15. Let’s table this discussion and reconvene in 2018. #2018 #ava #legal

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Liam Neeson Used to Be A Schoolteacher Until He Punched A Kid By todd May 01, 2015

 Liam Neeson has been knocking bitches out since Day 1.

A Reddit user unearthed this interview of Neeson from a few years ago, in which he admitted that he was fired for punching a 15-year-old student during his days in teacher training. But there was a good reason. The kid was holding a knife .

Sometimes there is a discipline problem, so [the issue is] getting them to settle down before you start teaching them, you know? And this particular kid just didn’t want to settle down, and he wanted to disrupt the whole class, you know? So I went over to him and asked him to leave the classroom and stand outside, and the next thing I know, he pulled a knife on me. And my immediate reaction was to punch him, which I shouldn’t have done. But I felt threatened, so I punched him.

I don’t know if this kid is still alive or not, but if John Wick would have been in teacher there’s a probably a 175% chance he wouldn’t be. If he is, then he would have a glass eye and maybe table leg for an arm.

Obviously Liam Neeson took two Xanax and smoked a bowl right before this interview:

 Liam Neeson has been knocking bitches out since Day 1. A Reddit user unearthed this interview of Neeson from a few years ago, in which he admitted that he was…

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Gigi Hadid Is A Great Model, Links By todd May 01, 2015

Kristen Wiig as The Khaleesi is everything   The Superficial

Miley Cyrus is bleaching her armpits  Drunken Stepfather

Alexandra Daddario seems cold  (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie

Scott Weiland is great at singing  Dlisted

Sofia Vergara works it out at Hot Pursuit  Hollywood Tuna

Emily Ratajkowski is braless  Popoholic

Brittany Roughton is your model at midnight   Celebslam

Brooklyn Decker has seen better days   Moe Jackson

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Kristen Wiig as The Khaleesi is everything   The Superficial Miley Cyrus is bleaching her armpits  Drunken Stepfather Alexandra Daddario seems cold  (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie Scott Weiland is great…