Johnny Depp Cut That $7M Check AlreadyBy toddAugust 25, 2016
Johnny Depp Cut That $7M Check Already


Amber Heard and Johnny Depp handled all their shit last week, and Heard announced she was donating her entire $7M settlement to charity. Depp has already cut the checks.

A rep for Johnny tells TMZ, “Following Amber Heard’s announcement that her divorce settlement was to be divided equally and gifted to Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles and the American Civil Liberties Union, two exceptionally deserving and important charities, Johnny Depp has sent the first of multiple installments of those monies to each charity in the name of Amber Heard, which when completed will honor the full amount of Ms. Heard’s pledge. Ms. Heard’s generosity in giving to these wonderful causes is deeply respected.”

Only the ACLU has received their cut yet, so obviously Depp hates sick children. The truth always come out. 

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp handled all their shit last week, and Heard announced she was donating her entire $7M settlement to charity. Depp has already cut the checks. A rep for…

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Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel UglyBy toddAugust 25, 2016
Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel Ugly


Donald Trump is sorry for the pain he caused Jessica Biel from the media twisting his words by reporting them verbatim or however this will eventually play out or whatever. 

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Donald Trump is sorry for the pain he caused Jessica Biel from the media twisting his words by reporting them verbatim or however this will eventually play out or whatever. 

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Amy Schumer Is A Ray Of Sunshine Everywhere She GoesBy toddAugust 25, 2016
Amy Schumer Is A Ray Of Sunshine Everywhere She Goes


Amy Schumer was a guest of Alexander Wang at this year’s Met Gala, and annual fundraising event for Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. The she went on Howard Stern and shit all over it. 

“It’s people doing an impression of having a conversation.… I don’t like the farce. We’re dressed up like a bunch of fucking assholes. I got to meet Beyoncé and she was like, ‘Is this your first Met Gala?’ And I was like, ‘It’s my last.’ I don’t like it. I have no interest in fashion.… I don’t care. I don’t think it’s stupid; there’s no moral reasoning. It’s just not my thing. I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I’m wearing.”

Imagine having to deal with this miserable bitch everyday. Oh, and these pictures is what she wore to the Met Gala. So you can see why she’s projecting when this is what Taylor Swift wore. And when this is what Beyonce wore. Amy Schumer looks like she was there because she won a radio show contest and Alexander Wang lost a bet. 


Amy Schumer was a guest of Alexander Wang at this year’s Met Gala, and annual fundraising event for Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. The she went on Howard Stern and shit…

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Kate Upton Went After The KardashiansBy toddAugust 24, 2016
Kate Upton Went After The Kardashians


Kate Upton just called out the Kardashians on Snapchat. This should go over well if Khloe isn’t hungry when she sees this. 

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Kate Upton just called out the Kardashians on Snapchat. This should go over well if Khloe isn’t hungry when she sees this. 

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Usain Bolt Is Living The DreamBy toddAugust 24, 2016
Usain Bolt Is Living The Dream


Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the 2016 Rio Olympics without really trying, mostly because his efforts were more focused on trying to nail Brazilian pussy. Last night he was in London with two chicks. Maybe he hangs his medals on his dick to attract them.


Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the 2016 Rio Olympics without really trying, mostly because his efforts were more focused on trying to nail Brazilian pussy. Last night he…
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Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

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Chloe Grace Moretz In Yoga Pants Because You Like ThemBy toddAugust 23, 2016

You weirdos like Chloe Grace Moretz, specifically her ass that I didn’t know she had until January. Now that I know these two things, I guess I have to post every “Chloe Grace Moretz wears tight pants or shorts” thing. This is one of those things. A thing where Chloe Grace Moretz wears tight pants but not shorts. You’re welcome. And how’s your day going, btw? I feel we don’t talk anymore. 

You weirdos like Chloe Grace Moretz, specifically her ass that I didn’t know she had until January. Now that I know these two things, I guess I have to post every…

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Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

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Amy Schumer Wore This For Some ReasonBy toddAugust 23, 2016

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly storing nuts for winter. Another explanation is that she’s overweight. Whatever she’s a horrible person

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly…

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