In a response to a tweet from a dude who called Suicide Squad his masterpiece (LOL), David Ayer had lots of thoughts. Specifically, something that would have made Suicide Squad worse: make the Joker the main villain. No, dude.
Two days after Trump before President, Fox News fired Stacey Dash. Draw your own conclusions.
Stacey Dash’s sporadic career as a Fox News pundit is over, after the network declined to renew her contract. The sometime-actress and author, an early and vocal Trump supporter, made her Fox News debut in 2014, but hasn’t been seen on air since last September. A representative told The Hollywood Reporter that the decision not to renew was taken last fall.
— #J20 (@Delo_Taylor) January 22, 2017
The Black president is gone and so is Stacey Dash’s job. Coincidence? I think not. pic.twitter.com/MNre6ADU8b
— April (@ReignOfApril) January 22, 2017
I’m one of those liberals who don’t celebrate people losing their jobs if they say something I don’t agree with, but Stacey Dash has said some terribly horrific shit on a network that makes money by saying terribly horrific shit. Not sure why they would fire unless….well, you know. I would say racism, but that might just be an alternative fact.
The word “pasties” is kinda weird and sucks all the joy I might have had out of this post, but yeah, Kendall Jenner wore pasties, in Paris because they’re cool with that kinda stuff over there unlike here. I understand Kris Jenner probably picked this outfit out and told the paparazzi where to be, but that’s ok because that’s the kinda stuff we’re cool with over here.
So, I live in John Lewis’ congressional district in Atlanta, and while I’ve never seen anything burn down, I did witness 53 dudes from a red state get fucking murdered here yesterday. Olivia Munn dates one of those dudes. His name is Aaron Rodgers. You might have seen him on television in State Farm commercials or running for his life in the Georgia Dome. What is this “off the field adversity” she speaks of? Let’s find out!
I would post about Lily Collins more, but when was the last time you clicked on a Lily Collins post? I assume never. But she’s hot and she attended some event last night and here’s pictures of that event. She’s all smiles because she doesn’t know that her uterus will be forcibly removed by 5pm today when the world is enveloped in total darkness and chaos. If that doesn’t happen, I think Twitter and Facebook might have lied to us.
The film stars Anne Hathaway as Gloria, a woman whose life is falling to pieces thanks to a series of poor life choices and a bit too much boozing. When she loses her job and gets kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend, Gloria has to relocate to her hometown, where she reunites with a childhood friend (Jason Sudeikis) and finds herself slipping back into her destructive patterns in no time. At the same time, a giant Kaiju starts popping up in Soeul, South Korea; destroying everything in its path, and Gloria starts to realize that she shares a psychic connection with the monster and her reckless behavior threatens to destroy more than just her relationships.
I don’t know about you, but that sounds like a pretty good time and an idea so original that its destined to make $45 at the box office. Also, Anne Hathaway has like 98 teeth and freakishly long arms, so this seems like pretty solid casting.
Hey, guys. Donald Trump is President today lol. Great job. I thought for sure my white cousin who hasn’t been able to find a job in two years would check his privilege, but here we are. He’s probably racist. Anyway, if you’re thinking about slitting your wrists today, watch this Instagram video Emily Ratajkowski posted first. She made it with that app Boomerang that the young people enjoy when they’re out volunteering in their communities and fighting against oppression whenever thy see it. Usually at brunch. Good stuff!
Alanis Morissette‘s ex-manager admits he stole millions from her [ Dlisted ]
Paris Jackson has pierced nipples (NSFW ) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Well damn, Victoria Justice [ Popoholic ]
A moment with Emily Senko [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Lexi Wood is a very important model [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Rita Ora bending over anyone? (NSFW ) [ The Nip Slip ]
All the hotness from the 2017 People’s Choice Awards [ Moe Jackson ]
Brit Marling remains pretentious [ Cele|bitchy ]
Patrick Stewart is the poop emoji [ The Superficial ]
#FBF When Ariel Winter wore this to fight LBGTQ suicide [ IDLY ]
( banner pic = SELF )
Bella Thorne has legit dated like four people this month, but two of her exes, Tyler Posey and Gregg Sulkin, have their dicks on the Internet in something called The Wolfening. I don’t know her, but she looks like she asks for a lot of dick pics. In her defense, I guess she’s trying to help?
Haha I’m telling you this isn’t greggs dick https://t.co/hPpydgmkS9
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) January 18, 2017
Not sure how ole Gregg feels about this, but at least the nation knows Bella Thorne can recognize his dick just from a photo. He seems to have left a good impression. Worse things have happened to people.
The new trailer for Logan dropped today, and since I like Mike even though he’s a huge comic book nerd, he let us know that this movie is based on this instead of Old Man Logan. I don’t know what either of those two things are. Hopefully you do and it interests you. All I know is that this trailer is already a better movie that Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad, and it has a little girl who is like a mini-Wolverine and she’s slashing throats and shit. I’m down.