The ‘Suicide Squad’ Honest Trailer Is HereBy toddDecember 07, 2016
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Honest Trailer Is Here

 

DC nerds will continue to tell you Suicide Squad was great and point you to the box office numbers when they’re argument falls apart, but you know what else makes a lot of money? McDonald’s. McDonald’s is shit and Suicide Squad is shit. Search your feelings. You know this to be true. DC couldn’t make a decent movie if they changed their name to Marvel. So finally, it has an Honest Trailer that pretty much lays out in great detail why you should under no circumstance see this movie, and if you do, have your mind wiped.

 

  DC nerds will continue to tell you Suicide Squad was great and point you to the box office numbers when they’re argument falls apart, but you know what else…

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Emily Ratajkowski Is In LingerieBy toddDecember 07, 2016
Emily Ratajkowski Is In Lingerie

 

What I like about Emily Ratajkowski is that she’ll find literally any excuse to do stuff like this. Any, really, why not? We’ve all seen her. We’d all do it too if we could. She’s hot. She keep doing this until she’s not hot and the world would be a better place. To be fair, I’m only posting this Instagram pic, so I can link to this again (NSFW).  For some reason she doesn’t want you to see them, which I feel isn’t really good for her business model.

 

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  What I like about Emily Ratajkowski is that she’ll find literally any excuse to do stuff like this. Any, really, why not? We’ve all seen her. We’d all do…

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Jessica Chastain Has Failed UsBy toddDecember 07, 2016
Jessica Chastain Has Failed Us

 

It guess it was only a matter for time before 2016 killed something else I love, and that thing is Jessica Chastain on a red carpet (not euphemism).  Like, click on that one link. Then click this one. Then this one. The look at the tragedy she wore to the Toronto premiere of Miss Sloane. This is worse than what happened Gatlinburg and the picture of that Syrian kid that was going around on Facebook. Damn, clean that kid up, don’t just stand there and take his picture. Give him some chicken McNuggets or something.

 

  It guess it was only a matter for time before 2016 killed something else I love, and that thing is Jessica Chastain on a red carpet (not euphemism).  Like,…

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Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?By toddDecember 06, 2016
Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?

 

The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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  The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Has A Teaser Trailer. Who Asked For This?By toddDecember 06, 2016
‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Has A Teaser Trailer. Who Asked For This?



“If nobody will kill Mark Wahlberg’s career, then I will” – actual dialogue I hope


Anything that starts with an Anthony Hopkins voiceover shouldn’t be proceeded by an emo auto-tuned Flaming Lips cover, CGI robots and a little girl the studio got to say they added diversity to the cast. Yet here we are. We’ve arrived at yet another Michael Bay bukkakke Transformer movie called, Transformers: The Last Knight. I assume the focus group they paid in bagels understood the play on words and gave it the thumbs up. In the trailer, Anthony Hopkins asks, “You want to know don’t, you? Why they keep coming here.” It’s clear he’s not talking about these Transformers movies and theaters. Maybe one day we’ll find answer.



“Forgive me” are the last words of the trailer. I think even they know.


“If nobody will kill Mark Wahlberg’s career, then I will” – actual dialogue I hope Anything that starts with an Anthony Hopkins voiceover shouldn’t be proceeded by an emo auto-tuned…
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Hilary Duff: Thick Ass MomBy toddDecember 06, 2016

I think it’s pretty adorable that Hilary Duff pretended to stage a Los Angeles Fore Department demonstration to take her son to cover the fact their just following her around in case her thighs rubs together in these jeans. California wildfires shouldn’t be taken lightly.

I think it’s pretty adorable that Hilary Duff pretended to stage a Los Angeles Fore Department demonstration to take her son to cover the fact their just following her around…

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Gigi Hadid At The 2016 London Fashion Awards & LinksBy toddDecember 06, 2016

White people, come get your boy Josh Brolin  [  The Superficial   ]

Kendall Jenner is see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Tom Ford thinks all men should bottom once to understand women better  [  Dlisted  ]

Salma Hayek‘s breasts are high fashion  [  Popoholic   ]

Bella Thorne produces her own Instagram porn  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Emmy Rossum in green leggings   (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Supergirl is a model now  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ed Harris doesn’t understand Westworld  [  The Blemish  ]

Lady Gaga says she has PTSD and a mental illness  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Kendall Jenner giving you the finger  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Jennifer Lawrence  [  IDLY  ]

White people, come get your boy Josh Brolin  [  The Superficial   ] Kendall Jenner is see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Tom Ford thinks all men should…

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Ariel Winter Wore This To Raise Awareness About LBGTQ Youth SuicideBy toddDecember 05, 2016
Ariel Winter Wore This To Raise Awareness About LBGTQ Youth Suicide

 

Ariel Winter attended the TrevorLIVE Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night, and I think she might have misunderstood the whole, “the Trevor Project relies on the generosity of friends to ensure LGBTQ youth have access to a safe place in a time of crisis”. Not what they meant, Ariel. This is not what any of that means.

 

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Amy Schumer Is Playing Barbie Because Nothing Really MattersBy toddDecember 05, 2016
Amy Schumer Is Playing Barbie Because Nothing Really Matters

 

Since we’ve reached peak 2016, Amy Schumer is now going to play Barbie. Put there’s a twist! To put this whole thing in perspective, when I go to Getty Images and search for Amy Schumer then click “Most Popular”, the banner is what comes up. Fell free to draw your own conclusions.

Aside from the fact that she has Barbie hair, Schumer’s growing stature as a role model for female empowerment fits perfectly with how the film will exploit Barbie’s evolution into dolls of different sizes and shapes. Schumer will play a character who lives in Barbieland, among all of the various Barbie characters beloved by doll collectors (there are dolls covering over 180 careers). In a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash and Big, Schumer’s Barbie gets kicked out, basically because she’s not perfect enough, is a bit eccentric and doesn’t quite fit the mold. She then goes on an adventure in the real world and by the time she returns to Barbieland to save it, she has gained the realization that perfection comes on the inside, not the outside, and that the key to happiness is belief in oneself, free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection.

LOL. Fuck off. Just fuck the hell off. So basically this movie is one big Tumblr post. Barbie is a damn toy. Sometime shit doesn’t have to be this deep. Sony must be paying Amy Schumer in compliments, because she signed on to play Barbie’s fat, best friend, but in real life, she’ll have a psychotic break if you even hint she might be fat. “Perfection comes from the inside”. No it doesn’t. There’s no such thing. “Free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection”. Again, there’s no such thing. That’s why we have Photoshop and models have a Spartan army of stylists to make them look they way they do. If you saw Gisele Bundchen without makeup, you’d probably shoot her with a crossbow. Ugly girls don’t need to be told their pretty. And ugly dudes don’t need to be told that if they have a funny personality they can get Katherine Heigl pregnant in a rom-com. But yeah, Amy Schumer is Barbie or whatever. It’s almost like liberals never want to win another election.

 

Man, just behold all this inner beauty.

 

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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Has A Kickass Trailer, ObviouslyBy toddDecember 05, 2016
‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Has A Kickass Trailer, Obviously

 

The first Guardians Of The Galaxy is without a doubt a top 3 Marvel movie. There’s no use debating that with me. It’s too early and I’m out of coffee. Now we have Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer. By sequel definition, it’s not going to be as good as the first one, but did the first one have BABY GROOT?! No, the first one did not have Baby Groot. All the cast is back, it still have a 70s song in the trailer (Sweet’s “Fox On The Run”), and it still looks funny. And I’d band Zoe Saldana even if she was in green makeup. Makes no difference to me. I don’t see color like Tomi Lahren.

 

  The first Guardians Of The Galaxy is without a doubt a top 3 Marvel movie. There’s no use debating that with me. It’s too early and I’m out of…
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