We can all agree that Amy Adams should have been nominated instead of Emma Stone, then won Best Actress, but if we can’t agree on that, let’s just agree that Amy Adams’ look fantastic and I’m not sure why those aliens left in Arrival unless they’re sending her dick pics right now.
Who the hell else knows what else is gonna come about the 2017 Oscar today. Maybe Carrie Fisher is alive and won Best Actor. We just don’t know what’s real anymore. Until then here’s a bunch of photos from the red carpet when it was a simpler time during the Oscars.
The 2017 Oscars isn’t done taking L’s this morning, as we learn that an image of a person used in the “In Memoriam” segment of the show isn’t actually dead.
Janet Patterson, an Australian costume designer and four-time Oscar nominee (“The Piano,” “Portrait of a Lady,” “Oscar and Lucinda” and “Bright Star”) passed away in October 2015. Her name and occupation were correct in the montage, but the photo used was of Jan Chapman, a still-living Australian film producer.
“I was devastated by the use of my image in place of my great friend and long-time collaborator Janet Patterson. I had urged her agency to check any photograph which might be used and understand that they were told that the Academy had it covered. Janet was a great beauty and four-time Oscar nominee and it is very disappointing that the error was not picked up,” Chapman told Variety by email. “I am alive and well and an active producer.”
Shout out to interns everywhere.
IF ANYONE FROM THE IN MEMORIUM IS STILL ALIVE PLEASE LET US KNOW
In what might be the greatest fuck up in Oscars history besides Gwyneth Paltrow winning one, WarrenBeatty and Faye Dunaway were given the wrong envelope, causing them to announce La La Land as Best Picture instead of Moonlight. Watch the car crash below:
La La Land is a good movie and all, but if Moonlight didn’t win Best Picture, in 10 years we’d all look back and consider that a criminal act bordering on treason. Regardless of subject matter, it’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen in my life. That being said, when Warren Beatty opened the thing, he clearly had the look of a man who was like, “y’all fucked up, so I’m gonna drag this out until somebody realizes what happened because everybody looking at me and I don’t wanna read this shit oh please god help” then Faye Dunaway snatched it out of his hand, then Emma Stone said she had her envelope the whole time, then Twitter went full Alex Jones. If I was Donald Trump, I’d tweet them my sincere thanks for dominating the news cycle for two weeks while I pass a law to kill all dolphins or whatever is next on his list.
Humbled. And once again: congrats to Moonlight. A truly beautiful picture made by some even more beautiful people. https://t.co/sOP1K0EiwW
Yesterday, Matt Reeves finally committed to direct The Batman and Nightwing movie was also announced, taking the WB/DCEU potential new film count to 17. SEVENTEEN. If the first three were any indication, WB is gonna continue to throw shit against the wall in hopes it makes enough money to clean up the shit they have to clean up from the last wall. The fourth, Wonder Woman, drops June 2, and depending on who you ask, it’s great or an unmitigated disaster. Kinda like our new President. Anyway, WB has to spend a lot of money on advertising, so Wonder Woman got the cover of Empire Magazine. She looks like she’s about to fight Rotten Tomatoes.
Yesterday, Matt Reeves finally committed to direct The Batman and Nightwing movie was also announced, taking the WB/DCEU potential new film count to 17. SEVENTEEN. If the first three were…
When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner at Mr. Chow. The shirt she got at Forever Stevie Nicks isn’t helping. But then you remember that she looks like this naked (NSFW) and realize why I made this post.
When she’s not in great selfie light or at an event she randomly showed up at, Emily Ratajkowski is pretty average looking. Like like last night when she had dinner…
Pretty sure Ariel Winter is an ass man, because for the last two months she finds more exciting (?) ways to show off her ass. Even though we know who the star of the show is. But good for her. Body positivity and all that. Say what you will about Ariel Winter, but I much prefer her over her brother Nuclear. Not good.
“Rihanna has charitably built a state-of- the-art center for oncology and nuclear medicine to diagnose and treat breast cancer at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados,” said S. Allen Counter, the Harvard Foundation’s director. She has also created the Clara and Lionel Foundation Scholarship Program [named for her grandmother and grandfather] for students attending college in the U.S. from Caribbean countries, and supports the Global Partnership for Education and Global Citizen Project, a multiyear campaign that will provide children with access to education in over 60 developing countries, giving priority to girls and those affected by lack of access to education in the world today.”
I mean, I hope would get an award if I did all that, so goof for Rihanna. She’s hot as hell and gives money to treat breast cancer and educating young girls. I know what you’re saying, Rihanna doesn’t deserve this. You’re probably right. I look at the list of nominees and it was between her and the time you tweeted #NoDAPL during brunch. You were so close! Maybe next year, man.
Charlotte McKinney is still in the same bikini from earlier this week that she stole from somebody with way smaller tits, but this time she’s in the middle of a restaurant where men are popping a vein pretending to be interested in what their wives and/or girlfriends are saying. Not sure if these tacos are a metaphor or a visual euphemism, but my penis thinks they might be. He’s pretty good investigative journalist.