Alexandra Daddario Did GQ SpainBy toddJune 26, 2017
Alexandra Daddario Did GQ Spain

 

Again, who is Alexandra Daddario’s manager? Why is she in bullshit all the time (True Detective not included)? Nobody with titties like this should have this IMDb resume. This makes me legit upset. She’s 31, so it won’t be long until Hollywood will have her playing a mom to a hot college girl, so we need to ban her manager until we figure this thing out. Oh, and GQ Spain paid her to take pictures of her with her titties out. They get it.

 

 

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  Again, who is Alexandra Daddario’s manager? Why is she in bullshit all the time (True Detective not included)? Nobody with titties like this should have this IMDb resume. This…

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‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Will Have Captain America, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Connelly, And 5 VillainsBy toddJune 26, 2017
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Will Have Captain America, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Connelly, And 5 Villains

 

Sony released their final cast list for Spider-Man: Homecoming, and good lord they crammed in everyone.

The first addition is Jennifer Connelly, who Marvel fans may be familiar with in her pre-Marvel Cinematic Universe role as Betty Ross in the 2003 Hulk…..Connelly’s role in Spider-Man: Homecoming will be as “Karen/Suit Lady” lending her voice to the A.I. to Peter Parker’s Spider-Man suit created by Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.). The second surprise addition is Gwyneth Paltrow, who reprises her role as Pepper Potts. Her last appearance in the MCU was 2013’s Iron Man 3. Her character was temporarily written off in the MCU following the events of the film as Tony explained it as a “separation.” It will be interesting how they write her back in. The cast list also reveals more Spider-Man staples in Aaron Davis/The Prowler, Mac Gargan/The Scorpion (who was also Venom at one point in the comics), two Shockers, Betty Brant and Doris Toomes. They’ll be played by Donald Glover, Michael Mando, Bokeem Woodbine (who plays the Herman Schultz version of the Shocker), Logan Marshall-Green (who plays the Jackson Brice version of Shocker), Angourie Rice, and Garcelle Beauvais, respectively. Stan Lee and Chris Evans (Captain America/Steve Rogers) will be making cameos in the film.

Well, I was kinda hoping to see a Spider-Man movie, but I guess we’ll be seeing Spider-Man in a Marvel/Sony movie. Like in Batman v Superman, where they crammed enough ideas for 6 movies into 3 hours and it ended up being a piece of shit. But I can understand why Sony is doing this. Kids are gonna love those The Prowler/The Shocker action figures. They’re such beloved villains and household names. Just yesterday, I saw four teens wearing The Prowler t-shirts.

 

  Sony released their final cast list for Spider-Man: Homecoming, and good lord they crammed in everyone. The first addition is Jennifer Connelly, who Marvel fans may be familiar with…

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Katy Perry Is Probably Banging Chris MartinBy toddJune 26, 2017
Katy Perry Is Probably Banging Chris Martin

 

Katy Perry performed at the 2017 Glastonbury Festival  this weekend, because British people also have bad taste in music. She also wore some weird catsuit(?) with crystals all over it and the Illuminati eye in the middle of it. No clue why. Probably something about Trump that she thinks we’re too dumb to understand. Unlike like her lyrics, which are dumb enough so everyone can understand. She’s also probably banging Chris Martin.

She has a penchant for British men and he’s reportedly newly single. And Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and Katy Perry certainly seemed to get on like a house on fire as they partied together at the UK’s Glastonbury music festival over the weekend, following Katy’s set….an onlooker spied the two musicians holding hands as they watched Stormzy together on Saturday night. A source said: ‘Chris and Katy were walking hand in hand through the hospitality area and looked like they were really enjoying each other’s company. ‘She was wearing a big coat and hood to hide her face but kept whispering in his ear and laughing. ‘As soon as a fan recognised her, though, she dropped Chris’s hand and they both raced into the Winnebago area,’ adding that ‘they were sticking together for the whole evening.’

Holding hands is cute and sweet and whatever, but if you’re over 21, a dude doesn’t hold hands with a chick unless he’s gay and running to brunch, or he’s not gay and has has her nipples in his mouth in the last 6 hours. In the last 12 hours if it’s been 24 hours since he’s had her nipples in his mouth. So if you ever wanted to bang Katy Perry, and you’re a moderately talented white musician, shoot your shot.



  Katy Perry performed at the 2017 Glastonbury Festival  this weekend, because British people also have bad taste in music. She also wore some weird catsuit(?) with crystals all over…

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Emily Ratajkowski In A BikiniBy toddJune 23, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski In A Bikini

 

Emily Ratajkowski‘s entire business model seems to be setting as many thirst traps as possible and checking them later for a paid gig or a premiere invite, and I guess that’s working. She calls herself a “model, actress, activist” in her Instagram bio. We’ll go with that if she wants, because her body is sick. And not in the people who read GOOP kind of way. Anyway, just look at her perfect ass. Or if you wanna see her naked you can do that here if you want. Why wouldn’t you? Don’t be lame.

 

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Demi Rose Wore This DressBy toddJune 23, 2017

If you don’t know who Demi Rose is you can start here so your life will have meaning. Then you can look at these pictures of Demi Rose in a see through dress attending the Sixty6 magazine launch party in London. Then you can see that Getty didn’t have enough pictures of Demi Rose in that see through dress so I had to download more pictures of Demi Rose that better than Demi Rose in a see through dress. If I was a senator, I’d vote for the AHCA if she came with it. Sorry, poors and people in wheelchairs. I am just one man.

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Johnny Depp: ‘When Was The Last Time An Actor Assassinated A President?’By toddJune 23, 2017
Johnny Depp: ‘When Was The Last Time An Actor Assassinated A President?’

 

Johnny Depp attended a screening for The Libertine at the Glastonbury Festival where he tried some edgy Twitter comedian standup.

“Can we bring Trump here?” he asked. The UK crowd booed and roared, “No.” “I think he needs help,” Depp said, as the crowd laughed. “This is going to be in the press, and it will be horrible,” he said. He paused briefly and said, “But I like that you’re all a part of it.” “When was the last time an actor assassinated a President?” he asked.

Of course, this is in reference to the time actor John Wilkes Booth spilled Abraham Lincoln’s cap in a theater. I understand that if an actor assassinated Trump all our problems would be over and it would be a new dawn of civility and kindness where people of all racial and socioeconomic backgrounds would all hold hands and agree on everything all the time and free healthcare would fall from the sky like manna from heaven. I get that. I really do. Trump is the cause of every single one of our problems and they didn’t even exist until he took office. Wake up, sheeple.

 

  Johnny Depp attended a screening for The Libertine at the Glastonbury Festival where he tried some edgy Twitter comedian standup. “Can we bring Trump here?” he asked. The UK crowd…

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Kara Del Toro Wants You To See ‘Preacher’By toddJune 22, 2017
Kara Del Toro Wants You To See ‘Preacher’

 

Is Kara Del Toro in Preacher S2? Does it matter? What is Preacher? is it about a preacher? Does she have tits like this? Wait, the preacher is probably a man isn’t it? This just goes to show the lack of diversity in shows about preachers and the show should be taken off the air and the writers should be forced to apologize. I hope I’m doing this right.

 

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Miley Cyrus In A Bikini For SummerBy toddJune 22, 2017
Miley Cyrus In A Bikini For Summer

 

Miley Cyrus doesn’t identify as a black female (BF) anymore, and has transitioned back into a basic white bitch (BWB), so she’s in a bikini to celebrate summer with her dogs. BWB’s love summer and bikinis and dogs and donating to Jon Ossoff and explaining racism to minorities.

 

Summmmmer is heeeeerrrre! Bring on Z fruit , sunshine (always spf) , & goooood times!

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Kim Kardashian Is Hiring A Surrogate For Her Third KidBy toddJune 22, 2017
Kim Kardashian Is Hiring A Surrogate For Her Third Kid

 

Yay. There’s gonna be another Kardashian/West kid. And somebody else has to be involved because of Kim Kardashian‘s placenta or whatever.

Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West have hired a surrogate, a source confirms to PEOPLE. Kardashian West has long made it clear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians that she wants another child – even though her doctors have warned her about the health risks of carrying another baby because she suffered from placenta accreta during her last pregnancy. Placenta accreta is a condition in which the placenta grows into the wall of the womb and prevents it from easily detaching at the time of birth.

You’d think as much money as this family has spent on plastic surgery that Kim Kardashian could get a discount on a new placenta, but whatever. That money is probably put to better use on Kylie’s face and Khloe’s woman suit. We don’t know how the surrogate is, but I’m sure Kanye made a strong push for Beyonce so Kim wouldn’t have to use one of her eggs and they wouldn’t have to spend money on getting the egg in there and stuff. Kanye wants to have sex with Beyonce is what I’m saying.

 

  Yay. There’s gonna be another Kardashian/West kid. And somebody else has to be involved because of Kim Kardashian‘s placenta or whatever. Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West have hired a…

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Ariel Winter In Thigh High Boots & LinksBy toddJune 22, 2017

 

19-year-old Tom Cruise really liked blowjobs and bibles   [  Dlisted  ]

Sara Underwood likes see through Snapchat selfies  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Bella Thorne sexually assaulted a hamburger  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

How you doin, Olivia Culpo?  [  Popoholic  ]

DC bosses know why their movies always suck  [  Egotastic  ]

Selena Gomez does Coach  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley naked for Citizen K (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Paula Patton’s legs are….uh….rough  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Madonna is dating a 31-year-old model  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Beyonce‘s twins are yellow   [  The Blemish  ]

Ashley Graham inspires the shit out of other fat women  [  WWTDD  ]

More Ariel Winter  [  IDLY  ]

  19-year-old Tom Cruise really liked blowjobs and bibles   [  Dlisted  ] Sara Underwood likes see through Snapchat selfies  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Bella Thorne sexually assaulted a hamburger  […

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