Ariel Winter’s Breasts Announce Season 9 Of ‘Modern Family’By toddAugust 17, 2017

First day back filming #ModernFamily season 9

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There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have announced she was filming season 9 of Modern Family, but remember, this is Ariel Winter. She has large breasts and wants to remind us at every opportunity. She also has a very big ass. I believe Ariel Winter is the only current topic where you should listen to both sides.

 

First day back filming #ModernFamily season 9 A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Aug 15, 2017 at 9:20am PDT   There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have…

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Clay Aiken Apologized For Not Believing Trump Might Be RacistBy toddAugust 17, 2017
Clay Aiken Apologized For Not Believing Trump Might Be Racist

 

2017 is such a dead baby thrown in the garbage that we have to hear Clay Aiken‘s name again (I’m from NC and this triggers me), but even though he ran for Congress as a Democrat in 2014 (also in NC), he defended Trump against accusations against racism even despite the fact Trump didn’t rent to black people, the time Trump pushed for the death penalty for the Central Park 5 (they were all innocent), the Mexican thing, the Muslim thing, and literally every other sign. I guess saying, “some Nazis might be good people” is something white people can’t easily digest.

 

 

I had a joke written for this, but I thought this was way funnier. Enjoy!

 

 

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Ben Affleck Isn’t Doing ‘The Batman’ Says Casey AffleckBy toddAugust 16, 2017
Ben Affleck Isn’t Doing ‘The Batman’ Says Casey Affleck

 

DC has made one watchable movie out of three, Justice League sounds like a dumpster fire, The Batman has had more directors that Trump’s FBI, and every time you ask Ben Affleck about it, he gets fucking annoyed. So, it doesn’t seem like an impossibility that Affleck would turn into Billy Zane at the end of Titanic and start ripping lifeboats out of WB exec wives’ hands to jump off that sinking, lame ass ship. Enter, Casey Affleck.

 

Speaking on the WEEI Sports Radio Network, Affleck was asked about his brother’s upcoming The Batman with Matt Reeves. Jump to 6:03 (via Cosmic Book News) to see Casey Affleck crush a lot of neck beard dreams.

 

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Luc Besson Says ‘Captain America’ Is PropagandaBy toddAugust 15, 2017
Luc Besson Says ‘Captain America’ Is Propaganda

 

Maybe it’s because Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets was bigger bomb than anything North Korea has, but director Luc Besson really, really hates movies that aren’t. Specifically, superhero movies. More specifically, Captain America. In an interview with Brazil’s Cinepop, Besson had this to say (thanks to Cinemablend for the translation):

“What bothers me most is it’s always here to show the supremacy of America and how they are great,” he said. “I mean, which country in the world would have the guts to call a film ‘Captain Brazil’ or ‘Captain France’? I mean, no one! We would be like so ashamed and say, ‘No, no, come on, we can’t do that.’ They can. They can call it ‘Captain America’ and everybody think it’s normal. I’m not here for propaganda, I’m here to tell a story.”

Besson is French, right? This sounds very French. But to answer his question, “Captain Brazil” and “Captain France” probably wouldn’t scare a lot of Nazis. They sound like they’d be super into soccer.

 

  Maybe it’s because Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets was bigger bomb than anything North Korea has, but director Luc Besson really, really hates movies that aren’t….
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Taylor Swift Won Her Ass-Grabbing Lawsuit, Asked For $1.00By toddAugust 15, 2017
Taylor Swift Won Her Ass-Grabbing Lawsuit, Asked For $1.00



You can read Taylor Swift’s brutal/hilariously passive aggressive testimony at her ass-grabbing trial, or you can skip it and just know that’s probably why she won.

After nearly four hours of deliberation, a jury ruled in favor of pop star Taylor Swift in her countersuit against former radio host David Mueller for alleged assault and battery. Swift accused Mueller of groping her at a meet-and-greet event in June 2013. He will be required to pay $1 in damages to Swift….In a statement, Swift thanked the judge and her legal team for “fighting for me and anyone who feels silenced by a sexual assault.” “I acknowledge the privilege that I benefit from in life, in society and in my ability to shoulder the enormous cost of defending myself in a trial like this,” Swift added in the statement, obtained by CNN. “My hope is to help those whose voices should also be heard. Therefore, I will be making donations in the near future to multiple organizations that help sexual assault victims defend themselves.”

It’s been a really bad week for white dudes. They’ve taken so many L’s it’s hard to keep up. Like, Taylor Swift countersued this dude who stuck his whole hand up her ass, not for monetary damages, but just to savagely humiliate him in front of everybody for putting her through emotional hell. She’s probably gonna light some incense with that dollar he’s gotta pay her even though that dollar is figuratively priceless. Respect. I really want to grab her ass now if she says it’s okay.

You can read Taylor Swift’s brutal/hilariously passive aggressive testimony at her ass-grabbing trial, or you can skip it and just know that’s probably why she won. After nearly four hours…

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Here’s Tomi Lahren’s BoyfriendBy toddAugust 15, 2017
Here’s Tomi Lahren’s Boyfriend

 

Not sure if the person who took this picture knew to take it with the flash on, but here’s Tomi Lahren‘s boyfriend. A lot of you have told me that you don’t see color, but if you look hard enough, you can kinda make out that he’s black. When Conservative Barbie is out here getting plowed by black penis, I guess average white men have no choice but to get in big group together in a college town on a Friday night and carry tiki torches. I think that’s probably it. Tomi Lahren will probably make a video about how much she’s on their side as soon as her boyfriend unpins her knees from her temples.

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Bella Thorne Unfortunately Did Teen Choice Awards 2017By toddAugust 14, 2017

Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone down that whole master race thing. Bella Thorne is 19. She’s 19. She’s 19 and looks like this. If this was Nazi Germany, she’d be in the euthanasia program. In 2017 Florida, she’d be a featured dancer. This is why we should always fight for American values and ideals.

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Katherine Langford Did Teen Choice Awards 2017By toddAugust 14, 2017

Katherine Langford is that chick who was in that Netflix show that tried to make teen suicide look like a fun, cool project to do for some reason. Great job, guys. And why didn’t that dude listen to all the tapes at once? Oh yeah, they needed 13 episodes. Forgot about that. Yeah, so Katherine Langford is cute and thick and brunette. Hollywood only has room for one of those, so Kat Dennings better watch her back at auditions.

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Rita Ora Did Teen Choice Awards 2017By toddAugust 14, 2017

If you were too busy watching Game Of Thrones or Nazis getting punched in the face and running over people yesterday, the Teen Choice Awards 2017 were last night. The problem with letting teens choose things is that Cole Sprouse gets an acting award and Kendall Jenner wins a modeling award. Teens are mostly dumb. But Rita Ora was there and this Rita Ora post (NSFW) was pretty popular, so this post is Rita Ora in a hot dress and link to where she isn’t in a hot dress. Really can’t beat this kind of bargain, folks.

If you were too busy watching Game Of Thrones or Nazis getting punched in the face and running over people yesterday, the Teen Choice Awards 2017 were last night. The…

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Jessica Lowndes Sexually Assaulted By A Dog & LinksBy toddAugust 14, 2017

 

Leonardo DiCaprio to play Leonardo da Vinci  [  Dlisted  ]

Joanna Krupa knew what she was doing  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Bella Thorne is tight  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Hilary Duff‘s mom bikini cleavage [  Popoholic  ]

Kate Upton for Shape Magazine isn’t irony  [  Egotastic  ]

Bella Hadid did SuperELLE  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Mel B looks cold after yoga  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Selena Gomez and Woody Allen should get a long well  [  Moe Jackson   ]

India really loves and respects Ivanka Trump   [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Two Yankees fans banged on the train  [  The Blemish  ]

A post shared by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Aug 13, 2017 at 4:35pm PDT   Leonardo DiCaprio to play Leonardo da Vinci  [  Dlisted  ] Joanna Krupa knew what she was doing  (NSFW)…

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