Lisa Maffia Is New Here By todd July 02, 2015

Apparently Chalkwell Beach in Essex is the hot new place to randomly walk around in a bikini and have your picture taken, because two days after this, Lisa Maffia made sure to show up. Probably just a coincidence!

Apparently Chalkwell Beach in Essex is the hot new place to randomly walk around in a bikini and have your picture taken, because two days after this, Lisa Maffia made…
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Rihanna’s New Video For ‘BBHMM’ Will Get You Fired By todd July 02, 2015

When I say Rihanna‘s new video for Bitch Better Have My Money will get you fired, that’s not hyperbole. I don’t know where you work exactly, but I assume they have a strict policy against torture and titties. And titties being tortured. Or listening to Rihanna songs. Again, this video is NSFW. I don’t know if I can stress that enough.

When I say Rihanna‘s new video for Bitch Better Have My Money will get you fired, that’s not hyperbole. I don’t know where you work exactly, but I assume they…

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Here’s Miley Cyrus Fingering Stella Maxwell By todd July 02, 2015

Hey, remember when we talked about Miley Cyrus dating Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell? Good, good. Well, here’s a video of Miley Cyrus fingering Stella Mawell in a parking lot. I’m going to go out on a limb and say Miley Cyrus’ 4th of July weekend will be better than yours.

Hey, remember when we talked about Miley Cyrus dating Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell? Good, good. Well, here’s a video of Miley Cyrus fingering Stella Mawell in a parking lot….

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Demi Lovato Wore This, Links By todd July 02, 2015

Iggy Azalea will have her own Fox News show soon  Dlisted

Kendall Jenner’s nipples were on the catwalk (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Rihanna’s nipples are back (NSFWThe Superficial

Robin Holzken in a bikini. Yes, please.  Hollywood Tuna

Anastasia Ashley did FHM  DrunkenStepfather

Kylie Jenner in these jeans  Popoholic

Eva Longoria in a bikini  Moe Jackson

Iggy Azalea will have her own Fox News show soon  Dlisted Kendall Jenner’s nipples were on the catwalk (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Rihanna’s nipples are back (NSFW)  The Superficial Robin…

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Kim Kardashian Did Rolling Stone For Some Reason By todd July 01, 2015
Kim Kardashian Did Rolling Stone For Some Reason

Besides Kanye West ripping the heads off all her dolls right now, there is really nothing good about Kim Kardashian being on the cover of Rolling Stone. The last time a person from the Soviet Republic was on the cover, it was because he blew up the Boston Marathon. I don’t what to know what this article is about, but it’s Rolling Stone which means something about Dave Grohl will get at least four paragraphs.

Besides Kanye West ripping the heads off all her dolls right now, there is really nothing good about Kim Kardashian being on the cover of Rolling Stone. The last time…

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Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Split Because He’s An Alcoholic Gambler By todd July 01, 2015

Ben Affleck‘s degenerate gambling addiction isn’t really a secret, but imagine having to be married to that bullshit. Before they got married, Jennifer Garner won four consecutive Golden Globes. This year she did a Capital One commercial. That’s not a coincidence.

Jennifer Garner reached her breaking point with Ben Affleck’s drinking and gambling and that’s why she pulled the plug on their marriage … sources connected with the couple tell TMZ. Our sources (not surprisingly) have two views of what happened … some align with him and some with her. The Jen sources say Ben’s drinking and gambling have escalated over the last few years to the point “she couldn’t take it anymore.” Ben’s sources also say he likes to drink and loves to gamble … in fact, Ben has rhapsodized about gambling in interviews. Sources say “partying” had nothing to do with their problems. Ben did not go out and did not womanize … Jen complained he just drank and gambled too much.

Batman: “Do you bleed?!”

*Superman lands*

Batman: “You will! Also, um, now that I you here, would you mind cosigning on this loan?’

Superman: “I would, man, but I’m not really liquid right now. The Daily Planet had some cutbacks recently. The economy is really hitting everyone hard lately. Sorry.

 
Ben Affleck‘s degenerate gambling addiction isn’t really a secret, but imagine having to be married to that bullshit. Before they got married, Jennifer Garner won four consecutive Golden Globes. This…

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Bella Thorne Really Wants You To Look At Her Butt By todd July 01, 2015

I don’t know if inviting Bella Thorne to something called the 6th Annual Thirst Gala was ironic or not, but Bella Thorne showed up in these pants from the well-known fashion designer, Your Ass Looks Fantastic In These You Should Buy Them. If I met her, I’d probably ask her how she thinks numerical analysis is uses in celestial mechanics, because American kids today should really know more about math. Then I’d ask her about these pics then we’d just share a laugh and possibly an ice cream cone.

I don’t know if inviting Bella Thorne to something called the 6th Annual Thirst Gala was ironic or not, but Bella Thorne showed up in these pants from the well-known…
Chrissy Teigen Is A Topless War Machine By todd July 01, 2015
Chrissy Teigen Is A Topless War Machine

Unlike the war on Christmas or the war on Christians, the war on Chrissy Teigen’s nipple is a real thing. So to fight back, she posted another topless photo but covered up the nipple. Because that’s okay. Whole boob without nipple? Cool. Whole boob with nipple? I pray that God doesn’t bring his wrath down upon our nation.

Unlike the war on Christmas or the war on Christians, the war on Chrissy Teigen’s nipple is a real thing. So to fight back, she posted another topless photo but…

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Caitlin O’Connor Says Good Morning, Links By todd July 01, 2015

A monkey attacked Johnny Depp’s makeup artist  Dlisted

Sean Penn is banging Minka Kelly now  The Superficial

Kendall Jenner’s nipples were on the catwalk (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Katy Perry has business tits  DrunkenStepfather

A Britt Maren picture moment  Hollywood Tuna

GOOD LAWD  Popoholic

Nicole Scherzinger went insane in Greece (NSFW)   The Nip Slip

Jessica Lowndes in yoga pants  Moe Jackson

A monkey attacked Johnny Depp’s makeup artist  Dlisted Sean Penn is banging Minka Kelly now  The Superficial Kendall Jenner’s nipples were on the catwalk (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Katy Perry…

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Marc Jacobs Accidentally Posted A Naked DM On Regular Instagram By todd June 30, 2015

It’s unclear if this is part of the gay agenda or not, but fashion designer Marc Jacobs accidentally posted his ass and dick (just the tip!) on Instagram last night then quickly deleted it. Much like in the same way Lindsey Graham will delete his browser history after downloading this pic.

It’s unclear if this is part of the gay agenda or not, but fashion designer Marc Jacobs accidentally posted his ass and dick (just the tip!) on Instagram last night…

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