Weekend Dump 02.13.2016 By todd February 13, 2016
 

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Sup, people. The time is right for  Weekend Dump. It just feels right. You feel it, baby? Awww, yeah. You feel it. I won’t be with you for Valentine’s Day, but I thought I’d give you the best gift I know to give you. That banner pic of Emily Sears who is eating pizza while still looking fantastic in a bikini. I know you say you want a crazy love and a guy who will hold your hand and go on adventures with you, but really, who are we kidding here? You’d push him off a cliff for the pizza/bikini thing. 


  A photo posted by #EMILYSEARS (@emilysears) on Feb 9, 2016 at 3:58pm PST Sup, people. The time is right for  Weekend Dump. It just feels right. You feel it, baby?…

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Miranda Kerr Is Probably Pregnant By todd February 12, 2016
Miranda Kerr Is Probably Pregnant


The end game of pretty much every model is to time her last call to model anything to coincide with getting pregnant by a billionaire to ensure a smooth financial transition. So, I’m gonna say Miranda Kerr and her boobs look pregnant here. They look huge. Or maybe I still don’t understand how bras work. She’s dating the guy who created Snapchat, so if she’s not pregnant, I’ll gladly take her place. I need a raise. I got bills, homie. Shit ain’t cheap. You know how many sacrifices you have to make when you eat lobster and truffles everyday? I barely have enough left over every month to fill up my private jet.


The end game of pretty much every model is to time her last call to model anything to coincide with getting pregnant by a billionaire to ensure a smooth financial…

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Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again By todd February 12, 2016
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

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Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the…

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Hey, It’s Charlotte McKinney Naked & Links By todd February 12, 2016
Hey, It’s Charlotte McKinney Naked & Links



Justin Bieber wants you to know he can kick your ass  [  Dlisted   ]

Tallulah Willis is hot now apparently   ( NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Hilary Duff is still in a bikini. And cold obvs  ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

The “final” Batman vs Superman trailer is lame   [   The Superficial   ]

Dakota Johnson‘s panties did Marie Claire   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Good lawd, Jessica Alba   [  Popoholic  ]

Would you hit?   [  Cele|bitchy  ]

This is what Miss Canada looks like   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Thorne on set of Amityville: The Awakening  [  Moe Jackson   ]

So, there’s a new Real Housewives of ( INSERT CITY) now  [  Reality Tea  ]

Olivia Pope is the worst role model ever  [  Your Tango  ]

More Charlotte McKinney naked  (NSFW)   [  IDLYITW  ]


Justin Bieber wants you to know he can kick your ass  [  Dlisted   ] Tallulah Willis is hot now apparently   ( NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Hilary Duff is…

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Watch Kanye West Live Stream The Life of Pablo At Madison Square Garden By todd February 11, 2016
Watch Kanye West Live Stream The Life of Pablo At Madison Square Garden


In his followup to Yeezus, Kanye West live stream The Life of Pablo at Madison Square Garden at 4pm EST. You’ll also have to watch launch of Yeezy Season 3, but I guess that’s the price we all have to pay.


Check the live stream below:

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In his followup to Yeezus, Kanye West live stream The Life of Pablo at Madison Square Garden at 4pm EST. You’ll also have to watch launch of Yeezy Season 3, but…

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Emily Ratajkowski Doesn’t Want AIDS By todd February 11, 2016
Emily Ratajkowski Doesn’t Want AIDS


Emily Ratajkowski wore this dress the amfAR dinner at Cipriani last night, and if you don’t know what amfAR is, it’s the foundation that brings awareness to celebrities who want to fight AIDS. Would it have brought more awareness to have Emily Ratajkowski naked? Or if she would have showed up in this dress? Or her Super Bowl dress? Quite frankly, I’m beginning to question her commitment to advocation of AIDS-related public policy. 


Emily Ratajkowski wore this dress the amfAR dinner at Cipriani last night, and if you don’t know what amfAR is, it’s the foundation that brings awareness to celebrities who want to fight…

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So The Ashley Graham Thing Happened By todd February 11, 2016
 

Confidence is my golden rule. Have you seen my new #SwimSexy campaign with @swimsuitsforall in @SI_Swimsuit?

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So obese overweight plus-sized “curvy” model Ashley Graham is in the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. What a time to be alive at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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  Confidence is my golden rule. Have you seen my new #SwimSexy campaign with @swimsuitsforall in @SI_Swimsuit? A photo posted by A S H L E Y G R A…

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Ashley Benson Is Too Fat For Stuff By todd February 11, 2016
Ashley Benson Is Too Fat For Stuff


Is Ashley Benson fat? Let’s find out. 

“It’s come up a few times in the last few years, like, You’re too fat for this,'” the 26-year-old beauty shared with the mag. “And I’m just sitting here like, ‘Wait, what? Do you want a skeleton?’ But I feel good. I don’t want to lose 20 pounds, because I don’t need to.” “I get told all the time to lose weight,” the Pretty Little Liars star continued. “I got that a month ago. It’s just weird. With my stuff recently, it’s been, ‘You have to be skin and bones or you’re not getting it.’ There was a point where it was getting to where a size 2 was great. I’m a size 2, but I think that a size 4 is healthy. I think that all of these sizes are healthy.”

I don’t know if she’s talking about roles or being stopped at the door at the Whole Foods in West Hollywood. It remains unclear. Maybe their definition of fat differs from mine, but these pictures have pretty much all the fat I need for her to be cast in the movie I’m writing where I’m a pizza delivery guy and I go to her house and then we have sex. Pretty excited about it. It’s a new twist on porn.


Oh, you can see the hi-res version of the cover here. You’ll want to. 


Is Ashley Benson fat? Let’s find out.  “It’s come up a few times in the last few years, like, ‘You’re too fat for this,’” the 26-year-old beauty shared with the…

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The Life Of Pablo: Kanye West Changed The Name Of His Album Again, Tweeted By todd February 11, 2016
The Life Of Pablo: Kanye West Changed The Name Of His Album Again, Tweeted


So Help Me God > SWISH > Waves > #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch > The Life of Pablo. It drops today, so it’ll probably be called So Help Me God Again, because women usually wear the first thing they pick out. 


See the tracklist for The Life of Pablo (T.L.O.P) below:

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So Help Me God > SWISH > Waves > #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch > The Life of Pablo. It drops today, so it’ll probably be called So Help Me God Again, because women…

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Lindsey Pelas Looks Different & Links By todd February 11, 2016

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Paige Jimenez is tastefully topless, hot  [  Crave  ]

Hey, it’s Kylie Jenner‘s panties   ( NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Pretty sure Will Smith just called his kids idiots  [   The Superficial   ]

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio need to get a room  [  Dlisted   ]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass in a bikini, anyone?   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

16 of the wildest underboob tats on Instagram   [  Your Tango  ]

Heidi Klum got photoshopped into some lingerie   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Selena Gomez might need a bigger bra   [  Popoholic  ]

Christina Milan might cut someone with those  ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jourdan Dunn is hot as hell   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Superman is still dating that 19-year old college freshman   [  Cele|bitchy  ]

More Lindsey Pelas  [  IDLYITW  ]


A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Feb 10, 2016 at 1:42pm PST Paige Jimenez is tastefully topless, hot  [  Crave  ] Hey, it’s Kylie Jenner‘s panties   ( NSFW ) …

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