I try very hard not to post pictures of celebrity children on here because it's not their fault their parents are idiots, but now I want to visually show the direct correlation of Melissa Joan Hart holding her baby and her spectacular ass that made some guy not want to pull out. It's why you're here, kid.
Since she can't let any opportunity pass without using it publicity and to keep her name in the news, Kim Kardashian has yet to release the name of her baby even though it's been alive for four days and feeding on the blood of Cambodian orphans. The theory is they will announce it on Friday (to get the maximum attention during a slow news cycle), so until then you're left to speculate. Here's two of those speKulations. Hahahaha, see what I did there??
1.) Kaidence Donda West
MediaTakeOut.com just got a tip from a nurse at Los Angeles' Cedars Sinai Hospital . . . and they told us that Kanye and Kim's baby name is . . . Kaidence Donda West. It's a beautiful name and a tribute to Kanye's late mother Dr Donda West. And we're told that she is GORGEOUS . . . just like her mama. CONGRATS KANYE AND KIM!!!
2.) Klementine Star West
The newborn’s name could very well be Klementine Star West, which is based on the recent purchases of both domains klementinewest.com and klementinestarwest.com. Over the last three days those two domain sites have been registered. While that may not be the best indicator, it’s the only indicator we have for now. Also we can take into account that a lot of parents register domain names after their children for legal purposes. Some celebrities have even registered domains to announce their offspring’s name. Another intriguing fact about the name Klementine comes from Kanye West’s song “Mercy.” Of course we all know that Kim Kardashian named her late-cat Mercy after West’s song. A little digging by baby name blog “You Can’t Call It It” revealed that the name Clementine means “mercy,” and the use of the letter K could be a clever tie in.
Of course both names are equally corny and "Klements" is a sausage factory that calls itself "sausage's shining star", so at least the irony won''t be lost.
When I first saw this took place in Birmingham, I wasn't that suprised that a mob attacked a black lady. But as it turns out, Rihanna was performing in the UK when a fan grabbed her then she visualized Chris Brown and beat them with a microphone. Does anybody know what this tour is called? Please tell me it includes the word "ratchet".
Kate Moss Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life [The Superficial]
Eva Longoria Musters Up Some Impressive Cleavage [Popoholic]
Lucy Pinder’s Ultimate Photo Collection [Hollywood Tuna]
This Definitely Needs More Prancing Camel Toe [Dlisted]
"One day I found her in bed with someone else" (NSFW) [MyEx]
Mariah Carey was on a boat, in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Johnny Depp on drinking, smoking, Vanessa, and underwear [Lainey Gossip]
Brooke Mueller quit Betty Ford rehab because it was ‘too hard’ and she hated chores [Celebitchy]
Eva Longoria & The Cast of “Devious Maids” at Premiere Party [Moe Jackson]
Andrew Garfield will be playing Spider-man until he’s 35 [Film Drunk]
Paige Butcher is still in Hawaii [Celebslam]
The 25 Hottest Women Of Summer TV 2013 [COED Magazine]
Edward Furlong Continues To Be An Abusive Jerk [Evil Beet Gossip]
Review: Monsters University [Crave Online]
Is this John Mayer’s revenge Taylor Swift song? [Popbytes] http://popbytes.com/is-this-john-mayers-revenge-taylor-swift-song/
Katy Perry just got her first Vogue cover and in addtion to getting her picture taken, she said some words. Here are a few of those words.
“He’s a very smart man, a magical man and I was in love with him when I married him. “Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011."
So, how insufferable and annoying do you have to be for your husband to send you a text saying "we're getting divorced lol" then never make contact with you again? I don't know the scientific measurement for that, but I assume it's pretty high.
I realize most of you will tell me that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn't a "real woman" and that she "needs to eat a hamburger", but here's some pictures of her hot ass in this dress anyway. Because as logic would dictate, "real women" have vaginas. Curves are pretty much optional. A good way to tell if you'll be mad at that last sentence is if a man has to lift with his legs when he picks you up. Glad we could clear this up!
The movie version of American Psycho is the Disney version of the book, and this American Psycho-inspired Yeezus promo starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman is Kris Jenner version of the movie meaning it's more horrific and painfully awkward than anything Patrick Bateman hasever done. Holy shit this is terrible. You get the feeling that Scott Disick has never acted on camera before.
If Twitter has taught us anything, its that if you question Amanda Bynes in any way, you're ugly. Plain and simple. You're not a model like her, so why should she listen to your opinion? Stop being so ugly. She doesn't talk to ugly people because they're ugly. However, she did get in a Twitter war (aren't those cute?) with the boyfriend of Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland. Here's the exchange. Try to guess who is who:
"look in a mirror… Stop getting work done. Save what's left.
"your girlfriend has an ugly face like you."
"We were fans of yours.".."and my girl is more successful than you ever will be enjoy the long road downhill disgusting crack head. "It's sad @AmandaBynes was a child actress who kids looked up to. Now she's just a lost soul in a plastic face. #gethelp"
"I like her ugly face!" "She isn't as pretty as me! You need to put up two comparable professional photos! She's not a model I am!!!"
To her credit, Sarah Hyland has a sense of humor about the whole thing, even though she's dating a troll and she's ugly Ugly girls need to have a sense of humor (Lindy West being the exception).
"So me and @mattpro13 have officially made it. @AmandaBynes called us ugly! #blessed"
Amanda Bynes calling you ugly is the new WBC protesting your funeral. It means you probably said or did something right for once. Why don'tyou guys do something right? What's the matter with you?! God, you're all such disappointments.
[Source = E! Online]
Courtney Stodden See Through Leaving Plastic Surgeon (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Roberto Cavalli Is Still Awesome [The Superficial]
Kate Upton Looking All Kinds Of Uber Hot And Busty In Actual Modeling Work [Popoholic]
Joanna Krupa Knows How To Dress [Hollywood Tuna]
Melissa Etheridge Doesn’t Think St. Angie’s Double Mastectomy Was Very Brave [Dlisted]
"Shes got a very masculine forehead" (NSFW) [MyEx]
Sofia Vergara posted a picture of her booty from a pretty amazing angle (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Vanity Fair might be about to destroy Gwyneth Paltrow [Lainey Gossip]
Nigella Lawson’s husband choked her in public & there are photos [Celebitchy]
Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley @ ‘Hummingbird’ Premiere [Moe Jackson]
Someone cast Taylor Lautner in a non-Twilight film [Film Drunk]
It's Serena Williams in a bikini [Celebslam]
22 signs you’re getting old [COED Magazine]
Jennifer Lopez Will Star in a Film About Those Chilean Miners [The Blemish]
Britney’s New Song Sounds A Lot Like Madonna’s Old One [Evil Beet Gossip]
Watch The First Teaser Trailer For HBO’s ‘True Detectives’ [Crave Online]
Kris Jenner is already milking Kim Kardashian’s baby [Popbytes]
Let's go ahead get this out of the way, pageants serve no purpose. If you need money to go to college and you have to get in a bikini to do it, just work at Hooters. You'll make more. Any way Miss USA 2013 was last night, and after Miss Utah Marissa Powell starved herself and put vaseline on her teeth and tape on her butt, the world wanted to know what this aspiring model and actress thought about income equality. Her solution? That we need to "create education better". I honestly hope you weren't expecting anything different. The good thing is that she's hot, so she'll never have to worry about why her paycheck is less mine because her future husband will probably have a yacht and hunt endangered species.