Lindsay Lohan Also Has Zero Chill By todd August 20, 2014
Lindsay Lohan Also Has Zero Chill

 

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her and Tina Fey on Instagram yesterday, and it’s already been deleted, because as it turns out, the surprise Mean Girls reunion for Entertainment Weekly, was supposed to be just that. A surprise. I guess no so much anymore. Mostly because anytime you involve Lindsay in something, there are variables that nobody can seem to account for in their risk management procedures. Those variables being that Lindsay Lohan is alive and actually showed up.

  Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her and Tina Fey on Instagram yesterday, and it’s already been deleted, because as it turns out, the surprise Mean Girls reunion for…
Nicki Minaj Is Four Minutes Of Butts By todd August 20, 2014
Nicki Minaj Is Four Minutes Of Butts

 

It’s unclear why people in the world are beheading  journalists, shooting tear gas into crowds before the curfew, or why more and more parents are entering their children into the #HotCarChallenge, but everybody should stop, take a deep breath, and watch Nicki Minaj’s video for “Anaconda”.  Mostly because it’s 4 minutes of butts and only butts.  We all like butts. Butts make you less angry. Butts make the world a better place. Butts give you inner peace. Jesus and Gandhi said the same thing. This wisdom has been around for thousands of years. I think it’s time we all apply it. 

 

  It’s unclear why people in the world are beheading  journalists, shooting tear gas into crowds before the curfew, or why more and more parents are entering their children into…

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Ashley Greene Did The Ice Bucket Challenge By todd August 20, 2014

 

You’d think with all these celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenges that ALS would have raised more than $15M by now and more people wouldn’t think ALS is minor league soccer, but #IceBucketChallenge. Anyway, Ashley Greene did the challenge fully clothed and in all black. You’re trying to raise awareness for a disease, not at ISIS training camp. Get it together, Ashley.

  You’d think with all these celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenges that ALS would have raised more than $15M by now and more people wouldn’t think ALS is…
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Rick Perry’s Mugshot Gives No Damns By todd August 20, 2014
Rick Perry’s Mugshot Gives No Damns

 

You’ve probably already heard that Texas Gov. Rick Perry is facing something like 99 years in prison after being indicted on felony counts of abuse of official capacity and coercion of a public servant after he carried out a threat to veto funding for state prosecutors investigating public corruption. If you haven’t heard,  Gov. Rick Perry is facing something like 99 years in prison after being indicted on felony counts of abuse of official capacity and coercion of a public servant after he carried out a threat to veto funding for state prosecutors investigating public corruption. This is his mugshot. He took off his barista glasses long enough to fully get the point across that he’s a smug asshole with no fear of going to prison, because as we’ve learned, abuse of power is strictly for rich, white dudes and the police. Look, I’m no Perry fan, but threatening to do something that you’re well within your office’s right to do before you do it, doesn’t really sound like a crime to me. Even if the underlying reasons for doing it seem spiteful and politically motivated. Hence the intense swag in this mugshot.

  You’ve probably already heard that Texas Gov. Rick Perry is facing something like 99 years in prison after being indicted on felony counts of abuse of official capacity and…
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Jessica Lowndes Went To Some Thing By todd August 19, 2014

 

Apparently there is a movie called The Prince, and it had it’s premiere last night or something. And Jessica Lowndes was there wearing this dress. If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, it’s because Jessica Lowndes looks like this when she’s not in a dress. Basically, if she wears anything I’m posting it. That’s the point I’m trying to get across here.

  Apparently there is a movie called The Prince, and it had it’s premiere last night or something. And Jessica Lowndes was there wearing this dress. If you’re wondering why…

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Kate Upton Did The Ice Bucket Challenge By todd August 19, 2014

 

Once a celebrities get involved, it means that some diseases are better than other diseases, so congrats to ALS for being the hot piece of ass right now. The challenge has raised something like $15M without any of the ice bucket videos containing information about ALS, but hey, hashtag. That being said, Kate Upton did the challenge. In other news, there once was a man from Nantucket, who died by doing a reverse ice bucket (challenge).  I don’t even have access to a bucket. Where are people getting all these buckets? And my ice maker isn’t working right now. Can I just donate money instead?

  Once a celebrities get involved, it means that some diseases are better than other diseases, so congrats to ALS for being the hot piece of ass right now. The…
Jessica Simpson’s New Fragrance Commercial Had Me Like By todd August 19, 2014
Jessica Simpson’s New Fragrance Commercial Had Me Like

 

 

Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and it smells like milk.

 

 

    Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and…

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Miley Cyrus Is Making A 5 Foot Bong By todd August 18, 2014

 

If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice or warning. It makes you impervious to pain, so the police have no choice to shoot you three times in the face from 35-feet away. So obviously, it’s only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus finishes making this bong and start terrorizing the residents of Toluca Lake with her superhuman strength. Stay tuned to Twitchy for more details on this story as it develops.

  If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice…

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Nina Agdal Will Definitely Help By todd August 18, 2014

The National Guard is in Ferguson, Missouri right now, but you know where Nina Agdal is? She’s at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas wearing a bikini. I don’t know. If I was in National Guard I’d much rather be there. Seems like it would be a more laid back vibe.

The National Guard is in Ferguson, Missouri right now, but you know where Nina Agdal is? She’s at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas wearing a bikini. I don’t know….

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