Jayde Nicole Says Happy Thanksgiving, Links By todd November 26, 2014

Nadeea Volianova‘s nipples were too drunk to stay off the curb (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Kat Torres is too hot for you    Hollywood Tuna

Miranda Kerr poses with herself  Drunken Stepfather

Irina Shayk bikini pics  Popoholic

Bette Midler is sorry she promoted her upcoming tour by calling Ariana Grande a whore   Dlisted

Jennifer Aniston is supposed to win an Oscar for Cake, didn’t get nominated for a Spirit Award Celebitchy

Ela Rose just walked around the beach topless  The Superficial

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Katy Perry Went To Something By todd November 26, 2014

Katy Perry is dating a dude who tweets like a teenage girl saying Taylor Swift doesn’t have an ass, even though Katy Perry’s thighs look  like she recorded her last album in Dunkin Donuts, but she attended the 28th Annual ARIA Awards last night in this dress that put a black mesh thing over her thighs and covered up her only redeeming quality (her rack), so you’re just left to look at her big ass forehead and lazy eye. Pretty sexy stuff, bro.

Katy Perry is dating a dude who tweets like a teenage girl saying Taylor Swift doesn’t have an ass, even though Katy Perry’s thighs look  like she recorded her last…

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Bette Midler Called Ariana Grande A Whore By todd November 25, 2014

Bette Midler is 68, so she may not be able to remember the shit she was doing on stage in the 70s without her medication, but she’s lucid enough to call Ariana Grande a whore I guess.

Midler did an interview with The Telegraph, grousing about the state of the music biz. She’s particularly disgusted with Grande, saying, “It’s always surprising to see someone like Ariana Grande with that silly high voice, a very wholesome voice, slithering around on a couch.” Midler goes on, “… Looking so ridiculous. I mean it’s silly beyond belief and I don’t know who’s telling her to do it.” And then the punch. In giving advice to aspiring singers, Midler says, “Trust your talent. You don’t have to make a whore out of yourself to get ahead.”

I am so sick of the whoreshaming that goes on in the media. It’s 2014, women should be free to whore lol jk this is just another time when a woman tears another woman down. Get it together, ladies. Also, this post includes pictures of Ariana Grande not whoring.

 
Bette Midler is 68, so she may not be able to remember the shit she was doing on stage in the 70s without her medication, but she’s lucid enough to…
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Michael Fassbender Is Playing Steve Jobs By todd November 25, 2014

 

Based on a tweet by Time‘s Alex Fitzpatrick, Aaron Sorkin wrote a Steve Jobs biopic that got picked up by Universal and Michael Fassbender will be playing, well, Steve Jobs. I really don’t see the resemblance, and this kinda looks like Lifetime did the casting, but at least it’s not Ashton Kutcher again. Fassbender plays sociopaths better, so maybe this could work.

  Based on a tweet by Time‘s Alex Fitzpatrick, Aaron Sorkin wrote a Steve Jobs biopic that got picked up by Universal and Michael Fassbender will be playing, well, Steve…

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The ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer Just Dropped By todd November 25, 2014

 

OMG! OMG! Dramatic music! What looks like a Blackfish kinda theme! Maybe not a good idea to make a new kind of dinosaur! More dramatic music! A highly intelligent, unstoppable dinosaur who will kill anything that moves that will somehow be stopped before the movie is over by smart white people and an Asian guy! Dramatic music! It’s the Jurassic World trailer, you guys!

  OMG! OMG! Dramatic music! What looks like a Blackfish kinda theme! Maybe not a good idea to make a new kind of dinosaur! More dramatic music! A highly intelligent,…
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Luci Ford Says Good Morning, Links By todd November 24, 2014

Katy Perry‘s huge boobs and unfortunate everything else twerking in a bikini  Taxi Driver Movie

Kirk Cameron wants to show you how to talk to gay people  Dlisted

Video of a topless girl on a mechanical bull (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez is tight    Hollywood Tuna

 Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s gonna be a movie star again  The Superficial

Lana Del Rey did Maxim  Popoholic

My struggle. Sorry, ladies Your Tango

Sexiest social media pics of the week  Celebslam

The Jurassic World teaser trailer is whack shit  Fishwrapper

 

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Kendall Jenner Went To The AMAs For Some Reason By todd November 24, 2014

Kendall Jenner really has no business being at any type of award shows, because she’s just taking up a seat for somebody who actually has a reason to be there, but she looked pretty hot so here’s some pics. I only put up eight, because much like cancer, I had to cut around the rest of her family. They still acknowledge Kylie is a person and they are still letting Khloe walk around dressed as a woman so that’s pretty sweet of them.

Kendall Jenner really has no business being at any type of award shows, because she’s just taking up a seat for somebody who actually has a reason to be there,…
Taylor Swift Won Something At The AMAs By todd November 24, 2014

I thought for a second Taylor Swift fucked her spray tan at the 2014 AMAs, but then I realized she’s a flawless beauty who looks perfect at all times and this is just how her dress is supposed to look. I didn’t watch the AMAs last night, but I knew she would probably win something, because have you listened to the radio lately? If so, why are you doing that? Why do you hate yourself? You should learn to love yourself. I just like Taylor Swift at award shows because at some point she’ll be in the press room holding a phallic symbol next to her face.  That’s something that I enjoy a great deal.

I thought for a second Taylor Swift fucked her spray tan at the 2014 AMAs, but then I realized she’s a flawless beauty who looks perfect at all times and…

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Bleona Begins Our AMA Stuff By todd November 24, 2014

So, there’s a person named Bleona who apparently has something to do with music, because she showed up to the 2014 AMAs last night. She must take her music very seriously and wants to keep it at the forefront since she wore what appears to be a dress. Maybe. You can basically see her cervix if you look close enough. Good for her. She’s comfortable in her body. A body that makes her look like Angelina Jolie if Angelina Jolie went through a bad breakup and ate a never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden everyday for like two years.

So, there’s a person named Bleona who apparently has something to do with music, because she showed up to the 2014 AMAs last night. She must take her music very…

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Miranda Kerr Is Walking For You By todd November 21, 2014

If you’re still wondering why people pay Miranda Kerr to walk around in lingerie and be the face of their brands, please keep in mind that these are pictures of Miranda Kerr walking down the street. This is how she looks walking down the street. Do you look like this walking down the street? No. This is why you’re buying the products that she’s selling.

If you’re still wondering why people pay Miranda Kerr to walk around in lingerie and be the face of their brands, please keep in mind that these are pictures of…

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