Besides Kanye West ripping the heads off all her dolls right now, there is really nothing good about Kim Kardashian being on the cover of Rolling Stone. The last time a person from the Soviet Republic was on the cover, it was because he blew up the Boston Marathon. I don’t what to know what this article is about, but it’s Rolling Stone which means something about Dave Grohl will get at least four paragraphs.
Ben Affleck‘s degenerate gambling addiction isn’t really a secret, but imagine having to be married to that bullshit. Before they got married, Jennifer Garner won four consecutive Golden Globes. This year she did a Capital One commercial. That’s not a coincidence.
Jennifer Garner reached her breaking point with Ben Affleck’s drinking and gambling and that’s why she pulled the plug on their marriage … sources connected with the couple tell TMZ. Our sources (not surprisingly) have two views of what happened … some align with him and some with her. The Jen sources say Ben’s drinking and gambling have escalated over the last few years to the point “she couldn’t take it anymore.” Ben’s sources also say he likes to drink and loves to gamble … in fact, Ben has rhapsodized about gambling in interviews. Sources say “partying” had nothing to do with their problems. Ben did not go out and did not womanize … Jen complained he just drank and gambled too much.
Batman: “Do you bleed?!”
Batman: “You will! Also, um, now that I you here, would you mind cosigning on this loan?’
Superman: “I would, man, but I’m not really liquid right now. The Daily Planet had some cutbacks recently. The economy is really hitting everyone hard lately. Sorry.
I don’t know if inviting Bella Thorne to something called the 6th Annual Thirst Gala was ironic or not, but Bella Thorne showed up in these pants from the well-known fashion designer, Your Ass Looks Fantastic In These You Should Buy Them. If I met her, I’d probably ask her how she thinks numerical analysis is uses in celestial mechanics, because American kids today should really know more about math. Then I’d ask her about these pics then we’d just share a laugh and possibly an ice cream cone.
Unlike the war on Christmas or the war on Christians, the war on Chrissy Teigen’s nipple is a real thing. So to fight back, she posted another topless photo but covered up the nipple. Because that’s okay. Whole boob without nipple? Cool. Whole boob with nipple? I pray that God doesn’t bring his wrath down upon our nation.
A monkey attacked Johnny Depp’s makeup artist Dlisted
Sean Penn is banging Minka Kelly now The Superficial
Kendall Jenner’s nipples were on the catwalk (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Katy Perry has business tits DrunkenStepfather
A Britt Maren picture moment Hollywood Tuna
GOOD LAWD Popoholic
Nicole Scherzinger went insane in Greece (NSFW) The Nip Slip
Jessica Lowndes in yoga pants Moe Jackson
It’s unclear if this is part of the gay agenda or not, but fashion designer Marc Jacobs accidentally posted his ass and dick (just the tip!) on Instagram last night then quickly deleted it. Much like in the same way Lindsey Graham will delete his browser history after downloading this pic.
To be honest, I don’t know who Pascal Craymer is. At first I thought she had something to do with projective geometry, but I dug a little deeper and WENN told me that, “Ex-TOWIE star Pascal Craymer enjoys the sunshine at Chalkwell Beach in Essex”. Although I didn’t know what three words in that sentence meant, I understood that she was in a bikini and has big boobs. I feel that’s a very good starting point that I try to incorporate into my everyday life.
W Magazine had Chrissy Teigen in for a topless photoshoot, and when she posted the pic on Instagram, Instagram immediately lost their shit. It’s been deleted four times since, because if anything is a danger to America, it’s a nipple. Look, if we weren’t so sacred of nipples, maybe Bristol Palin would have a better understanding of how people get pregnant and maybe Josh Duggar could inappropriately touch himself to this, instead of a 5-year old (Sorry, Chrissy). Also, actual songs have been written about Chrissy Teigen’s nipples. I think that should pretty much void any Instagram policy.
This is why Kate Hudson is probably super into anal Dlisted
Pretty sure this is Demi Lovato (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Jonah Hill ate skinny Jonah Hill The Superficial
Natalie Portman is sweaty and cold Popoholic
Charli XCX wants you to see her panties DrunkenStepfather
Karreuche Tran has a nice shirt Hollywood Tuna
Candice Swanepoel woke up like dis Moe Jackson
Amy Schumer probably has a race problem The Frisky
Since Bristol Palin’s new baby was a mistake and she’s disappointed but it was planned and it’s a miracle, here’s Ariana Grande performing at the The 29th Annual Dance on the Pier 26 in New York City. As you can see, she’s not dancing around logic. Oh, and she’s singing into the microphone, not telling the audience the dangers of ponytails.