Orlando Bloom Gave Miranda Kerr The Heads Up Before His Dick Pic Came OutBy toddAugust 31, 2016
Orlando Bloom Gave Miranda Kerr The Heads Up Before His Dick Pic Came Out


Remember when Orlando Bloom went on vacation with Katy Perry and was naked the whole time? Then he went paddleboarding with is dick hanging out (NSFW)? Yeah, so Miranda Kerr went on the The Kyle and Jackie O Show and talked about it. 

When asked what her response to the naked photos of Orlando was, Miranda explained, “Oh my God, he text me and was like ‘um, I’m really embarrassed, some photos are coming out, just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, hmmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously?!” 

I can’t understand why you’d have your dick swinging in the ocean. You don’t know what the fuck is down there. Luckily for Orland, whatever is down there probably wouldn’t be able to see it if he fell off the paddleboard. Also, my CMS keeps putting a red line under “paddleboard” like its spelled wrong when I know that’s so you spell it because I Googled it. Sorry. Little frustrating. Anyway, I’d be embarrassed if I was married to Miranda Kerr then thought I could get better than ended up with Katy Perry. Like what the fuck. You were an elf in a movie. Let’s get ahead of ourselves, buddy. 


Remember when Orlando Bloom went on vacation with Katy Perry and was naked the whole time? Then he went paddleboarding with is dick hanging out (NSFW)? Yeah, so Miranda Kerr went…

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Selena Gomez Is Retiring To Deal With Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Depression, LupusBy toddAugust 31, 2016
Selena Gomez Is Retiring To Deal With Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Depression, Lupus


That’s lots of thing. Selena Gomez released a statement about those things. 

“As many of you know, around a year ago I revealed that I have lupus, an illness that can affect people in different ways.  I’ve discovered that anxiety, panic attacks and depression can be side effects of lupus, which can present their own challenges,” the pop star said in a statement sent to USA TODAY. After traveling around the world for her Revival tour, “I want to be proactive and focus on maintaining my health and happiness and have decided that the best way forward is to take some time off,” she continued. “Thank you to all my fans for your support. You know how special you are to me, but I need to face this head on to ensure I am doing everything possible to be my best. I know I am not alone and by sharing this, I hope others will be encouraged to address their own issues.”

I guess this explains this. I know some people who have Lupus and post about it a lot on Facebook. How many Lupus Awareness Days are there? Seems like a lot. Pretty annoying!


That’s lots of thing. Selena Gomez released a statement about those things.  “As many of you know, around a year ago I revealed that I have lupus, an illness that…

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Chris Brown Got Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Weapon Over JewelryBy toddAugust 31, 2016
Chris Brown Got Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Weapon Over Jewelry


So, that Chris Brown standoff with the LAPD? It was over some goddamn jewelry.  Jewelry that some chick named Baylee Curran happened to look at for too long. I feel like Brown needs to take some time for some silent self-reflection. 

She says she came to his house with a friend, spent a little time in the hot tub, and then walked back inside where a member of Chris’ crew was displaying jewelry. Baylee says when she admired one piece the guy went nuts, and then Chris followed suit by demanding she “get the f*** out” and pointed a gun at her. The craziest part … as she tried to leave she says Chris’ people wouldn’t let her take her cell phone until she signed a non-disclosure agreement. She refused to sign, and she and her friend left.


Wow, that was pretty dumb. I wonder what happens when you do that. 

Chris Brown has been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon … a felony. Brown has been booked and released after posting bail.


Yeah, so Chris Brown is still Chris Brown. That’s pretty much all we need to know here. Also, here’s some pics from Baylee Curran’s Instagram before it goes private, because Chris Brown stans found it before I did and the all the comments are about as psychotic as you’d expect. 


So, that Chris Brown standoff with the LAPD? It was over some goddamn jewelry.  Jewelry that some chick named Baylee Curran happened to look at for too long. I feel like Brown…

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Chris Brown’s In A Standoff With The LAPDBy toddAugust 30, 2016
Chris Brown’s In A Standoff With The LAPD


You’re not gonna believe this, but Chris Brown allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. I can hardly believe myself. Anyway, apparently there’s a standoff, but he’s throwing shit out the window and posting videos to Instagram, so this should be fun. 

Police have retrieved at least one gun, other weapons and drugs from Chris Brown’s home, after Chris threw a duffel bag out the window of his home … TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story … cops raced to Chris’ home early Tuesday morning after a woman called 911 and claimed he pulled a gun on her. Police have been at the house since 3 AM and are in the process of getting a search warrant. Chris has not left the house, but multiple sources tell us he was defiant as he threw the duffel bag out the window, taunting cops and saying, “Come and get me.”

Obviously there’s something seriously wrong with Chris Brown. Even if this turns out to be some sort of misunderstanding or if somebody is lying, Chris Brown will find a way to Chris Brown all over it and end up getting shot in the face because he needs to “keep it real”. Don’t be a Chris Brown.


You’re not gonna believe this, but Chris Brown allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. I can hardly believe myself. Anyway, apparently there’s a standoff, but he’s throwing shit out the…

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Ricky Perry Is Gonna Be On ‘DWTS’By toddAugust 30, 2016
Ricky Perry Is Gonna Be On ‘DWTS’


Former Texas governor and two-time Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry once said the BP oil spill was an act of God. If I’m doing this praying thing right, it appears this is as well. 

ET can exclusively confirm that Jana Kramer, Marilu Henner, former Texas Governor Rick Perry and Vanilla Ice are the latest celebrities headed to DWTS. Retired football star Calvin Johnson and Indy race car driver James Hinchcliffe are also on tap for the fall season, ET has learned. They join a celebrity cast that includes Olympians Laurie Hernandez and Ryan Lochte, Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Amber Rose, Jake T. Austin and Little Woman: LA star Terra Jole.

Rick Perry also really hates gay stuff, so this should be fun. 2016 is just a precious gift that keeps on giving. 

Former Texas governor and two-time Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry once said the BP oil spill was an act of God. If I’m doing this praying thing right, it appears…

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The 2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival HappenedBy toddAugust 30, 2016

I was unaware there was something called the “2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival“, but it does and it was a Coney Island two days ago. All your favorite SI Swimsuit models where there. Ashley Graham was also there. Relive the magic with these pics. 

I was unaware there was something called the “2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival“, but it does and it was a Coney Island two days ago. All your favorite…

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Rihanna Needs Drake To ChillBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Rihanna Needs Drake To Chill


Rihanna won the Video Vanguard Award at the MTV VMAs last night, and Drake showed up to present her with the award wearing a tux for some reason. During his speech, he said “She’s someone I’ve been in love with since I was 22 years old.” He was expecting a different reaction.





I’ll let the Internet explain the rest. (more…)

Rihanna won the Video Vanguard Award at the MTV VMAs last night, and Drake showed up to present her with the award wearing a tux for some reason. During his…

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Your 2016 MTV VMAs PostBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Your 2016 MTV VMAs Post



The 2016 MTV VMAs were last night, and Beyonce‘s performance basically kept the whole show from crashing into the side of a mountain. I agreed with Colin Kaepernick until they made Britney perform in between Beyonce and Rihanna. And there was other people there too, I guess. Click below for Beyonce’s full performance, Kanye’s full speech, and pictures of those other people. (more…)

The 2016 MTV VMAs were last night, and Beyonce‘s performance basically kept the whole show from crashing into the side of a mountain. I agreed with Colin Kaepernick until they…
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Mariah Carey’s Sister Got Arrested For Prostitution, She’s Also HIV-PositiveBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Mariah Carey’s Sister Got Arrested For Prostitution, She’s Also HIV-Positive


Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff. 

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Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff. 

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Rita Ora In This Dress & LinksBy toddAugust 29, 2016

Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Good lord, Lindsey Pelas  [  The Superficial   ]

Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is offensive jailbait  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Doutzen Kroes has an insane camel toe (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Sara Underwood‘s Instagram is a national treasure [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Olivia Munn pumping gas as one does  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Elon Musk has no game   [  The Blemish  ]

Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Good lord, Lindsey Pelas  [  The Superficial   ] Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [  Dlisted…

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