Drake Let A Guy Piss On Him By todd July 31, 2015

If for some reason you haven’t heard by now, a Jewish Canadian named Aubrey (Drake) and Nicki Minaj’s bf (Meek Mill) are in the 2015 equivalent of a rap beef. Meek Mill called out Drake for not promoting his album then said Drake uses a ghostwriter. Drake responded with two weak diss tracks (it’s 2015, remember), which we’re all calling “diss tracks” because Tupac hasn’t dropped anything in a while and Jay-Z doesn’t really need to make them anymore, but mostly because in hip hop today, it’s easy to jump over the bar that was set when Iggy Azalea win awards in your genre. So after Drake dropped his, Meek Mill responded with a wack ass track of his own but it  ended with You let TIP homie piss on you in a movie theater, we ain’t forget.” Translation:  TI’s friend peed on Drake in a movie theater. This is a thing that actually happened.

Our sources say, it all went down in 2010, during a private screening of “Takers” on the Sony lot … a movie in which Matt Dillon, Paul Walker, Chris Brown and T.I. all starred in. Drake attended the screening and, 30 minutes in, jumped up screaming and ran out of the theater. We’re told a dispute erupted over who was sitting where … apparently Drake and one of T.I.’s childhood friends got into it. The friend got pissed, and pissed on Drake. We’re told Drake ran out of the theater, screaming “motherf*****.”

Comedian Lil Duval confirmed it on Twitter last night before deleting his tweets. So, Drake got pissed on, then was running through the aisle with his woes. The woes in this case being that he was covered in urine. Drake ran out screaming like Wheelchair Jimmy found a miracle cure instead of doing what black people have done for decades before that too was culturally appropriated by white people: shooting up a movie theater. So in conclusion, the man Kanye West says is the best rapper alive, even though Kanye is alive, once got peed on by a dude in front of a bunch of people then ran away. What a wonderful time to be alive.

 
If for some reason you haven’t heard by now, a Jewish Canadian named Aubrey (Drake) and Nicki Minaj’s bf (Meek Mill) are in the 2015 equivalent of a rap beef….

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Bella Thorne Wore This To The Airport By todd July 31, 2015

I don’t know why I just realized Bella Thorne has a boyfriend. I guess as a man I have the ability to completely ignore things at will. Anyway, his name is “Gregg”, which is an actual name and not a new breakfast food in SoHo. Gregg and I have the same shoes and hat. This is the only thing I can publicly say about these pictures at this time. Thank you for your understanding and I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

I don’t know why I just realized Bella Thorne has a boyfriend. I guess as a man I have the ability to completely ignore things at will. Anyway, his name…
Kylie Jenner Wants To Sell You Some Boob And Ass Cream By todd July 31, 2015

Kylie Jenner has 11 days until she can be fully monetized IAW the last remaining action item in Kris Jenner’s business plan, so in the meantime, she utilizing other revenue streams like researching her demographic and feeling confident they’ll be dumb enough to buy a cream that promises to make your tits and ass bigger (*fat injections and Kardashian plastic surgery Groupon sold separately, not available in all areas).

I love sharing my beauty secrets with you guys and this is a favorite! @PureLeef offers products with All Natural ingredients (which is important to me) to help maintain & accentuate your curves! @PureLeef‘s butt enhancement cream & Breast plumping lotion stimulate fat cells in the target areas. I started seeing results after only a month of consistent use

Butt enhancement cream. Breast pumping lotion. These were words that were typed. If you order in the next 30 minutes, they’ll include magic beans in your order absolutely free. One lucky participant will get the beanstalk with Khloe at the top.

Kylie Jenner has 11 days until she can be fully monetized IAW the last remaining action item in Kris Jenner’s business plan, so in the meantime, she utilizing other revenue…

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Emily Sears Says Good Morning, Links By todd July 31, 2015

Betty White wants to kill the Lionslayer. You can stop now.  Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan looks like this at the beach now (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Cover your eyes The Superficial

Julie Pereira in a bikini is my design  Hollywood Tuna

Alina Boyko is new and hot  Popoholic

Here’s Miley Cyrus completely naked on a car (NSFW) DrunkenStepfather

The creepiest picture of 2015 Celebslam

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Betty White wants to kill the Lionslayer. You can stop now.  Dlisted Lindsay Lohan looks like this at the beach now (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Cover your eyes The Superficial…

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Charlotte McKinney Tells You How To Date Her By todd July 30, 2015
Charlotte McKinney Tells You How To Date Her

As part of her GQ shoot, I guess Charlotte McKinney and GQ made this video to show you how to date her.

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As part of her GQ shoot, I guess Charlotte McKinney and GQ made this video to show you how to date her.

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Yeah, Kourtney Kardashian Is Definitely Pregnant By todd July 30, 2015

I lost my virginity at 14 while my cousin April guarded the door for five minutes, so I’m pretty confident that I probably wouldn’t need a OB/GYN exam prep to pass the written and oral boards. So judging by the size of her boobs now, I’ll go ahead and confirm that Kourtney Karashian is pregnant. One of her other kids is in these pictures (and I really don’t like posting celebrity’s kids),  but if Facebook has taught me anything this week, it’s that life begins the second Jesus rides the semen and lassos the egg to inject the sperm soul thereby creating a fully formed human being while angels sing a song of sanctity. So I would be posting a kid either way here.

I lost my virginity at 14 while my cousin April guarded the door for five minutes, so I’m pretty confident that I probably wouldn’t need a OB/GYN exam prep to…

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Here’s The Rest Of Olivia Culpo Naked In Treats By todd July 30, 2015

So, on Tuesday we only had one pic of Olivia Culpo naked for Treats!, today we have the rest (NSFW). Not really sure why she’s getting naked now, but when a chick goes through a breakup, they usually cut their own bangs. Olivia chose to get naked in a magazine. There’s no losers here. Except maybe Nick Jonas. I’m pretty sure these pics will be downloaded more than his last album. I’m not factoring in the copies he has in his trunk, so my math may be a little off here.

So, on Tuesday we only had one pic of Olivia Culpo naked for Treats!, today we have the rest (NSFW). Not really sure why she’s getting naked now, but when…

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#TBT: Alison Brie in GQ Mexico By todd July 30, 2015

Alison Brie in her 2014 GQ Mexico shoot. Enjoy. Also, #TBT is gonna be a regular thing on here now, because you guys need more stuff to look at and I need to do what the cool, hip kids are doing like vaping or writing a Salon article about the dangers of mannequin body shaming. It’s very problematic. Unlike Alison Brie’s breasts.

Alison Brie in her 2014 GQ Mexico shoot. Enjoy. Also, #TBT is gonna be a regular thing on here now, because you guys need more stuff to look at and…

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Leolah Brown Says Whitney Houston And Bobbi Kristina Were Murdered By todd July 30, 2015

Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s aunt, Leolah Brown, went off in a long, rambling Facebook post today claiming that Whitney Houston and Bobbi Kristina were murdered. Read that last sentence again then play this.

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Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s aunt, Leolah Brown, went off in a long, rambling Facebook post today claiming that Whitney Houston and Bobbi Kristina were murdered. Read that last sentence again then…

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Rhian Sugden Says Good Morning, Links By todd July 30, 2015

Joanna Krupa got naked for PETA  (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Giesele wore a burqa to get fix her tits and eyes   Dlisted

Sarah Palin or Caitlyn Jenner? You decide.  The Superficial

I want to be the bottle Dita Von Teese is holding (NSFW) DrunkenStepfather

Olivia Culpo wore these shorts  Popoholic

You really need Tami Donaldson in your life   Hollywood Tuna

Luisa Zissman sunbathes like this  The Nip Slip

Emmy Rossum could get it  Celebslam

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Joanna Krupa got naked for PETA  (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Giesele wore a burqa to get fix her tits and eyes   Dlisted Sarah Palin or Caitlyn Jenner? You decide. …

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