Here’s Sofia Vergara Riding A Inflatable BullBy toddApril 25, 2017
Here’s Sofia Vergara Riding A Inflatable Bull

 

Admittedly, I was kinda lame for this post, but whatever. Your mom is lame! Anyway, here’s Sofia Vergara looking like Sofia Vergara riding an inflatable bull in a pool. Not sure if any of this could be construed as racist, but shouldn’t she be running with it?

 

Im getting very good at it #Ihaveallsummer

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  Admittedly, I was kinda lame for this post, but whatever. Your mom is lame! Anyway, here’s Sofia Vergara looking like Sofia Vergara riding an inflatable bull in a pool….

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Aaron Hernandez’s Prison Boyfriend Was A 22-Year Old Bank RobberBy toddApril 25, 2017
Aaron Hernandez’s Prison Boyfriend Was A 22-Year Old Bank Robber

 

This Aaron Hernandez story has become increasingly batshit, but here’s what we might or might not know: 1.) Aaron Hernandez shot and killed Odin Lloyd a mile away from his house because may or may not have threatened to tall people Hernandez was bisexual. 2.) Aaron Hernandez may have committed suicide in prison or Hernandez may have been murdered for reasons nobody has really explained. 3.) Aaron Hernandez left three suicide notes and one of the three may or may not have been addressed to his prison piece. 4.) Aaron Hernandez’s lawyer says none of this is true except the part where Hernandez shot and killed Odin Lloyd then died in prison.

Hernandez’s lawyer, Jose Baez, tells TMZ Sports, “Rumors of letters to a gay lover, in or out of prison, are false. These are malicious leaks used to tarnish somebody who is dead.” The D.A. announced Thursday 3 letters were next to Hernandez’s Bible, and that’s when the rumors began.

 

It’s 2017, so I know that we’re supposed to feel sympathetic for a violent murderer instead of people who chose to vote for Trump, but fuck all that.  We can talk all day about the social constructs and stigmas in America that lead someone to commit murder to conceal their sexual identity, but if you’re looking for me to feel sorry for Aaron Hernandez, nah. Senselessly murdering people kinda makes a lot of opinions change on your internal struggle. Whatever happened or didn’t happen, two people are dead and only one doesn’t deserve to be. I’ll let you decide which one depending on how many Patriots jerseys you have.

 

This post is about living a lie to cover up your true identity, but I didn’t want to post any Aaron Hernandez pics, so here’s Kylie Jenner.

 

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Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram NowBy toddApril 25, 2017
Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now

 

Demi Lovato is still on vacation, but she’s still on her grind yo. Maybe because her last album only sold 211K copies and her last tour didn’t sell out a single show. Demi is also big on body positivity and “loving yourself”, so what better what to promote that message to young girls than getting paid to post about tea that makes you shit out toxins if by some chance your liver and kidneys don’t work and this tea wasn’t some bullshit. I assume she’s two months behind on her mortgage.

 

  Demi Lovato is still on vacation, but she’s still on her grind yo. Maybe because her last album only sold 211K copies and her last tour didn’t sell out…

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Ariel Winter Also Did TribecaBy toddApril 25, 2017

I’ve had these pics of Ariel Winter at Tribeca loaded for two days now, so I guess it’s time to post them first thing in the morning so you won’t think that I feel these are important. She’s wearing black and looks 40 pounds skinnier, so maybe you’ll find these fascinating. The dress also sparkles. The Tribeca Film Festival logo looks pretty great. And carpet appears clean. I’m trying to stay positive here.

I’ve had these pics of Ariel Winter at Tribeca loaded for two days now, so I guess it’s time to post them first thing in the morning so you won’t…

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Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves RespectBy toddApril 24, 2017
Rihanna Offended People Who Think Queen Elizabeth Deserves Respect

 

Rihanna is hot as hell and can do whatever she wants in my opinion. Like posting this pic of Queen Elizabeth’s head on her body. You probably won’t believe this, but people got offended.

 

be humble.

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But little do those people know that Rihanna is a Black Belt Social Media Troll, so this happened.

 

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Amber Heard And Elon Musk Are OfficialBy toddApril 24, 2017
Amber Heard And Elon Musk Are Official

 

Amber Heard is bisexual, but can’t be in relationships with women because women earn 70% of what men make, so after being rumored to be dating Mars guy, Elon Musk, they made it Instagram and paparazzi official this weekend. Elon Musk is very rich and has almost realistic hair plugs. He also has 5 kids, so Amber better figure out a plan for that before it gets too serious.

 

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Adriana Lima Did TribecaBy toddApril 24, 2017
Adriana Lima Did Tribeca

 

I was going to post these pics of Adriana Lima at Tribeca on Friday, but it seemed insensitive with all the Aaron Hernandez stuff going on. Adriana broke up with a New England Patriot in March then a month later Aaron Hernandez commits suicide because he didn’t get away with murdering someone who knew he had a secret gay boyfriend.  Nt cool, Adriana. Also, Hernandez and Tim Tebow hung out a lot in college. Why am bringing this up? Oh, no reason. No reason at all. Here’s the pics I was talking about earlier.

 

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand SunlightBy toddApril 24, 2017
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight

 

Demi Lovato has been on vacation from something for like a week now and she keeps posting swimsuit pics. Not bikini pics though, because she’s super into body positivity. And if she wore a bikini it wouldn’t be that positive, I’m guessing. But maybe she could read up on how sunlight works, because as a year-round tan person, I find this post highly offensive. Mostly because of her tan lines. Tan lines are gross. Sorry you had to hear it this way, Hannah.

 

Don’t know if it’s physically possible for me to get any more tan….

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You don’t know if it’s physically possible for you to get any more tan? *clears throat, slowly raises hand* Ever wonder why you don’t put suntan lotion on a bathing suit?

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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth ControlBy toddApril 21, 2017
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control

 

Bella Thorne is slowly turning into a pretty good anti-meth ad, but she also might be suffering from depression because she says she is.

Thorne has been outspoken about her battles with acne, her suicidal thoughts when she was younger, and her sexuality, which is fluid. She recently tweeted that she had depression, and then…

Bella Thorne

 

…..deleted it after the ensuing uproar.

Ah, yes. 2017 strikes again. Because if there’s anything that should cause an uproar, it’s telling people who suffer from depression that they aren’t alone. Bella Thorne should be burned at the stake, to be honest. It’s probably the only way people who suffer from depression will finally be okay. Of course, since it’s 2017, she had to “clarify her remarks” and then holy shit.

“I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural,” she says.

I know I’m not really supposed to objectify women and base their worth on how attractive they are, but say what you will about the current state of her face, but put her in a bikini and bend her over and we’re still good. But put her in a bikini and bend her over and know she isn’t on birth control? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. Maybe if she turns around during it wouldn’t be a problem, but I can’t really take that chance.

 

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Katy Perry Doesn’t Care For Your Unicorn FrappuccinoBy toddApril 21, 2017
Katy Perry Doesn’t Care For Your Unicorn Frappuccino

 

Even though I live in the South, I don’t like spending $5 to drink pure diabetes, but Starbucks has a new Unicorn Frappuccino and just like most of the stories on your Snapchat, Katy Perry tried it. The results were fascinating!

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