Mila Kunis Is Having A Girl By todd April 16, 2014

Why did you add 2014 + 18 in your head just then? Weirdo.

Ashton Kutcher will soon be outnumbered 2-to-1 in his household — because his pregnant fiancee, Mila Kunis, is expecting a baby girl, multiple sources confirm exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. Although the daughter-to-be will be the first child for both Kunis, 30, and Kutcher, 36, the Two and Half Men hunk "got plenty of practice with Demi's girls," one pal notes.

They maybe should have found a way to reword that last sentence. Kinda takes you out of this feel good story.

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Katy Perry Is Banging Diplo By todd April 16, 2014
Katy Perry Is Banging Diplo

 

Or not. I mean it's Page Six, so who knows.

Katy Perry has moved on from her split with John Mayer by hooking up with top music producer and DJ Diplo at Coachella. Perry, 29, was spotted with Diplo, 35 — the LA-based producer and recording artist who’s worked with Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Usher and Bruno Mars — backstage at the music festival and also at a series of parties. A witness told Page Six: “Katy and Diplo hooked up at Coachella. They were together behind the main stage, where she had a tour bus or trailer, and a group of her friends were hanging out.” The music spy added, “It was very obvious that Katy and Diplo were together. They seemed inseparable and at one point they were seen getting onto her bus together.”

Hey. Cool. That's all I got. If people call you "Diplo" and you can still bang Katy Perry, I say go for it, man.

 

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  Or not. I mean it's Page Six, so who knows. Katy Perry has moved on from her split with John Mayer by hooking up with top music producer and…

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This Is The Douche Who Planted The Backpacks At The Boston Marathon By todd April 16, 2014
This Is The Douche Who Planted The Backpacks At The Boston Marathon

 

One year and one day ago, one of the most horrific, recent acts of terror was committed on American soil when brothers and Boston residents, Dzhokhar (ironically naturalized as a U.S. citizen on September 11, 2012) and Tamerlan Tsarnaev (a suspect in an unsolved triple murder that took place on…umm..September 11, 2011), planted two pressure cooker bombs 210 yards apart near the finish line of the Boston Marathon, that left 3 people dead, 264 injured, and a whole country that will be paranoid as fuck for a while. Some lunatic bro named Kevin thought it would be cool to make fun of that.

Police evacuated the Boston Marathon finish line earlier tonight after they discovered two unattended backpacks at the site of last year's bombings. Both bags were detonated by a bomb squad. One of the bags contained a rice cooker filled with confetti; the other contained photo equipment. A man has been charged with possession of a hoax device, disorderly conduct, and disturbing the peace. He'd been wearing a black veil and yelling "Boston Strong!" on Boylston Street when he was detained. According to WBZ-TV's Peter Wilson, the suspect's name is Kayvon Edson, though a reader who knew him in high school says his name then was Kevin.

Even though I don't like Boston just on general principle (cold, way racist, if you stand in one spot too long they'll build a Dunkin' Donuts on top of you), I know a lot of great people from there, so let's please sit down and see how we can find a way not to blow any more of them up again. Misplaced anger is the only reason any of these things happen anyway. So, who'll ya'll mad at? Let's talk about it. You don't need to raise your hand, we're all friends here.

 

  One year and one day ago, one of the most horrific, recent acts of terror was committed on American soil when brothers and Boston residents, Dzhokhar (ironically naturalized as…
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Miley Cyrus Was Hospitalized With “Severe Allergic Reaction To Antibiotics” By todd April 16, 2014
Miley Cyrus Was Hospitalized With “Severe Allergic Reaction To Antibiotics”

 

Uh huh. Yeah okay.

Her Tuesday night "Bangerz" tour concert at the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri, has been canceled, according to a statement from the arena. "Cyrus has been hospitalized for a severe allergic reaction to antibiotics and has been placed on medical rest by her doctors," the statement said. "She will not be able to perform as scheduled." The 21-year-old singer was not too ill to tweet from her Kansas City hospital bed, though. "Kansas I promise Im as (heartbroken) as you are. I wanted so badly 2 b there 2night. Not being with yall makes me feel s–ttier than I already do," she wrote in a Twitter message to fans Tuesday afternoon.

"Antibiotics". I guess that's one way to say it. But everyone should probably stay away from Kansas City, because obviously somebody is cutting the molly there with pollen.

 

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  Uh huh. Yeah okay. Her Tuesday night "Bangerz" tour concert at the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri, has been canceled, according to a statement from the arena. "Cyrus…

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Good God, Man By todd April 15, 2014

 

I don't know what the 11th Annual John Varvatos Stuart House Benefit is, but damn. Thanks for having it. Because you remember when Jessica Simpson was your favorite dog and you would pet her and tell her how much you loved her then she got rabies and it gave you the sads, because you still wanted to love her but there was nothing there to love anymore? You do? Awesome. Because if you weren't good with metaphors, Jessica Simpson was one of the hottest chicks on earth because she hit the penis trifecta of dumb, blonde, huge rack. Then she got pregnant for like eight years and turned into some kind of  weird, bloated, mutation of a Jessica Simpson. Dark times. Well, this is what she looks like now. Keep in mind she has two kids, and usually after a woman has two kids, she's  figuratively taken out into a field and shot then buried in PTA sweatpants. Jessica Simpson is in this dress. I'll leave you to it.

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Lindsay Was Fall Down Drunk At Coachella By todd April 15, 2014
Lindsay Was Fall Down Drunk At Coachella

 

I thought I was done with Coachella posts. Dammit, Lindsay. Get it together.

Oh no, it’s a case of history repeating itself as Lindsay Lohan’s been spotted drinking vodka at Coachella despite promises she’d stay sober. The fallen actress was spotted backstage at the festival with sister Ali, with an onlooker saying she was handed a vodka soda by a friend. "She looked completely out of it," the source told In Touch. "She couldn't stand up straight and she was frantically chain smoking cigarettes. In one of her hands she had a plastic cup with a clear liquid in it." All pretty worrying considering she’s only been out of rehab for seven months. It comes just a few weeks after Lindsay, 27, admitted she’d relapsed by drinking a glass of wine, saying visiting LA wasn’t good for her sobriety. Check out the video at the source.

There's really no way to tell if this story is fake or not, but it doesn't really matter, because this has been true enough times for me to automatically just starting nodding. Yep. Sounds true enough. I could read that Lindsay tried to suck off a potato farmer because she thought vodka would come out and, yep, just starting nodding to that one too.

 

 

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Candice Swanepoel And Adriana Lima Had A Press Conference By todd April 15, 2014

Getty has these pics captioned as, Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima poses as she and fellow Angel Candice Swanepoel speak at the New Bond Street store on April 15, 2014 in London, England, to announce that the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the biggest global fashion event in the world, is coming to London for the first time this winter. The show will be filmed for broadcast on the CBS Television Network and shown in 192 countries. "Cool", said a reporter in the back. "You guys have any heating pads or, like, a warm towel or something? I think I fucked up my forearm. Grab me some moist towelettes too would you, sweetie?"

Getty has these pics captioned as, Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima poses as she and fellow Angel Candice Swanepoel speak at the New Bond Street store on April 15, 2014…

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Uh, Happy Easter? By todd April 15, 2014

Since the world is great, no matter what the holiday, chicks will find any excuse to wear as few clothes as possible. And that's pretty awesome. So what better way to celebrate the Jesus death and resurrection myth that for Micaela Schaefer to get naked and tape eggs to her boobs and a bunny to her crotch? I'm sure it sounded like a good idea at the time.

Since the world is great, no matter what the holiday, chicks will find any excuse to wear as few clothes as possible. And that's pretty awesome. So what better way…

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The 2014 MTV Movie Awards Were Last Night By todd April 14, 2014

The Coachella bukkakke is over now, so here's a bunch of pics from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. All you really need to know is that something with "Hunger Games" in the title won best movie, and this, is is why teenagers shouldn't be allowed to vote on things except karaoke talent shows on Fox. Also, Victoria Justice could get it. Debby Ryan coukd get it about 45 minutes later. Sorry, I felt the need to point that out. I mean, I'll take them out to dinner first, damn. Why you all up on me like that?

The Coachella bukkakke is over now, so here's a bunch of pics from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. All you really need to know is that something with "Hunger Games"…
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