Christina Hendricks Looks Great By todd April 01, 2015

Christina Hendricks was in NYC with Jaguar to unveil the All-NEW 2016 XF, but she left unexpectedly when she heard the far away call of thirsty children and had to go bust through a brick wall.

Christina Hendricks was in NYC with Jaguar to unveil the All-NEW 2016 XF, but she left unexpectedly when she heard the far away call of thirsty children and had to…

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Yeah We See Them, Charlotte McKinney By todd March 31, 2015

The media hype machine and the imperialist patriarchy is really trying to make Charlotte McKinney happen (I honestly think Page Six gets paid by the article), but if that means traffic and SEO, I’ll gladly jump in because I’m bout that life. Anyway, here’s some pictures of her huge tits in a dress. Oh, and here’s some pictures of her huge tits not in a dress. I just put links to her tits, because trying to dive too far down into the mystique of Charlotte McKinney doesn’t seem like something I’d necessarily want to do.

The media hype machine and the imperialist patriarchy is really trying to make Charlotte McKinney happen (I honestly think Page Six gets paid by the article), but if that means…

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Megan Fox Got Weird In Harper’s Bazaar By todd March 31, 2015

Hey, remember when Megan Fox was on here everyday? Good times. Now she’s on the cover of the April 2015 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. And being on the cover means they also stuck a microphone in her face and let her speak. That’s always fun. (via ONTD)

Interview Highlights:
Knows she is viewed as attention seeking by the general public, doesn’t care.

Quentin Tarantino told her he liked her performance in Jennifer’s Body.

She had no idea what she was doing in her career or as an actress when she filmed Transformers

She hates the red carpet. It’s high stress and she feels like a mannequin.

She doesn’t stress about her career and follows her intuition

Isn’t a harsh parent; thinks of herself as an expansive force in her children’s lives. She believes she can learn from them as they can learn from her.

Her son Noah loves to wear kimonos

She likes to feel magical and dress “tribal” because she’s 1/16th Cherokee

 

Nothing will destroy my undying love for Megan Fox, but it’s always interesting to listen to someone from another planet with their head so far up their own ass and call it self-awareness. She probably has a book on tape about how to achieve Moshka but couldn’t tell you how much a gallon of costs. But the most depressing thing about this article is that she’s 1/16th Cherokee. There goes the pickup line I’ve been saving I guess.

 

 

 

Hey, remember when Megan Fox was on here everyday? Good times. Now she’s on the cover of the April 2015 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. And being on the cover means…

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Good God In Heaven By todd March 31, 2015

Although I’d prefer this hair, that doesn’t really matter at this point because Hilary Duff wore this dress yesterday. She could have on a Leatherface mask and needless to say my face would be stuck to her vagina like napalm. She’d probably be running down the street too like those Vietnamese kids in those pictures when you Google “napalm”. Don’t know why they were crying, they were covered in democracy.

Although I’d prefer this hair, that doesn’t really matter at this point because Hilary Duff wore this dress yesterday. She could have on a Leatherface mask and needless to say…

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Kylie Jenner Is Still In A Bikini By todd March 31, 2015
Kylie Jenner Is Still In A Bikini

 

The last time we saw Kylie Jenner she was modeling a bikini in full makeup and jewelry, and yesterday she was on Instagram, well modeling a bikini. Because, I mean, what else is she gonna do? Work? Contribute to society in any way? lol that bikini will discover the cure for cancer before she will.

 

Kylie Jenner Bikini

  The last time we saw Kylie Jenner she was modeling a bikini in full makeup and jewelry, and yesterday she was on Instagram, well modeling a bikini. Because, I…

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You’re Not Fooling Me, Demi Lovato By todd March 30, 2015
You’re Not Fooling Me, Demi Lovato

 

Like most chicks on Instagram, Demi Lovato posted a picture of her in a bikini with her ass sticking out, but we are led to believe that this is supposed to be a picture about the love her dog. Even the dog knows what you’re doing, bitch. And dogs are dumb. But this should be a good picture for all you ladies stressing about your summer bikini bodies. All you really need is cocaine, an eating disorder, and the penis of a man 13 years older than you to get that Demi Lovato look for summer.

  Like most chicks on Instagram, Demi Lovato posted a picture of her in a bikini with her ass sticking out, but we are led to believe that this is…

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Natalie Loren Says Good Morning, Links By todd March 30, 2015

Kim Kardashian forgot her bra  (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie

Madonna and Taylor Swift joined forces last night   Dlisted

Some random is the new host of The Daily Show   The Superficial

Gina Lapinta is hot as hell  Hollywood Tuna

Rihanna performed her new song at iHeartRadio     Drunken Stepfather

Hayley Atwell is all boobs  Popoholic

Mariah Carey should catch her boobs    Celebslam

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Kim Kardashian forgot her bra  (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Madonna and Taylor Swift joined forces last night   Dlisted Some random is the new host of The Daily Show  …

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Jamie Foxx Told Some Bruce Jenner Jokes By todd March 30, 2015

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman, because he identifies as a woman! LOL, I know right?! Apparently you can’t make jokes about that kind of stuff, because you might be transphobic and someone might kill themselves. Take it away, Jamie Foxx.

Some viewers of the iHeartRadio Music Awards on Sunday night took to social media to vent about the opening monologue, saying one controversial joke crossed the line. Musician and actor Jamie Foxx hosted the second annual awards show in Los Angeles. “We got some ground-breaking performances, here too, tonight,” Foxx said. “We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”

Christ. Look, I get transgendered people face a lot of discrimination. Welcome to the Earth. On Earth, people make jokes about you. It happens. Ignore them and move on. And let’s not pretend, this is some new thing that you all want to be mad about. Where was the outrage when Jenner get castrated halfway through Season 2?

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman, because he identifies as a woman! LOL, I know right?! Apparently you can’t make jokes about…

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Iggy Azalea Didn’t Win Anything At The 2015 iHeartRadio Awards By todd March 30, 2015

Iggy Azalea and her new boobs and her year-old black accent showed up to the 2015 iHeartRadio Awards where they were nominated for four award (including Best New Artist). They didn’t win shit. Like, why does she show up to places where people hand out awards for music? She knows she does do that, right? She should try taking drink orders at the Source Awards.

 

Here’s Jennifer Hudson singing and Iggy Azalea doing whatever the hell is she does. Still not sure what that is.

 

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Taylor Swift Won Everything At The 2015 iHeartRadio Awards By todd March 30, 2015

Taylor Swift won Best Lyrics (“Blank Space”), Song Of The Year (“Shake It Off”), and the trophy I made for Best Legs at the 2015 iHeartRadio Awards. She also won Best Vine Attention Whore as well. Congrats, Taylor! Anyway, here’s a lot of pictures of her legs and a Vine of her legs movie. I love Mondays.

 

Taylor Swift won Best Lyrics (“Blank Space”), Song Of The Year (“Shake It Off”), and the trophy I made for Best Legs at the 2015 iHeartRadio Awards. She also won…

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