Jessica Lowndes Understands Instagram By todd July 28, 2014
Jessica Lowndes Understands Instagram

 

SPOILER: This isn’t a Comic Con post. This is a post about Jessica Lowndes and her perfect ass. The rest of her is pretty much perfect, too. That’s also a nice deck fence. Quality craftsmanship. I probably couldn’t break it if I bent her over.

Jessica Lowndes Instagram

  SPOILER: This isn’t a Comic Con post. This is a post about Jessica Lowndes and her perfect ass. The rest of her is pretty much perfect, too. That’s also…

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Adrianne Curry Dressed Up As A Lot Crap For Comic Con By todd July 28, 2014

Adrianne Curry is a nerd who likes video games and dressing up like fictional characters, but she also works out a lot and has huge boobs. So she’s basically every man’s dream woman if that man still lives at home with his parents. Not to say I wouldn’t bang her. I mean, I’d bang her. I banged my neighbor for about four months and the only she dressed up in was soccer shorts and Uggs. I don’t think the effort was there.

Adrianne Curry is a nerd who likes video games and dressing up like fictional characters, but she also works out a lot and has huge boobs. So she’s basically every…

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‘Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Had A Teaser Trailer By todd July 28, 2014
‘Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Had A Teaser Trailer

batman v. superman: dawn of justice teaser trailer

 

Another thing that happened at Comic Con besides grown adults wearing costumes and women being sexually harassed by shut ins, is DC released a teaser trailer for Bv.S:DOJ (I refuse to type this title again). It’s not online anymore, so here’s some screen caps. In this scene, Batman and Superman are about to fight over the last bottle of eyedrops.

  Another thing that happened at Comic Con besides grown adults wearing costumes and women being sexually harassed by shut ins, is DC released a teaser trailer for Bv.S:DOJ (I…

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Here’s Wonder Woman By todd July 28, 2014
Here’s Wonder Woman

 

So, Comic Con is still happening or whatever, so I guess that’s a good time for Zack Snyder to release the first image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman in Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice. I’m glad she’s an Amazon warrior princess from space and is still insecure about her cup size so she got implants. This, of course, looks nothing like a Woman Woman costume. Looks like a Jezebel version of 300. Or a Game Of Thrones porn parody. And why is she on a volcano? I don’t recall Metropolis being a big volcano tourist attraction.

  So, Comic Con is still happening or whatever, so I guess that’s a good time for Zack Snyder to release the first image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman…

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This Is Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Cake By todd July 25, 2014
This Is Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Cake

 

Jennifer Lopez turned 45 yesterday, and this is her birthday cake. What? I have no idea. Your guess is as good as mine.

 

Source = Instagram via TMZ

  Jennifer Lopez turned 45 yesterday, and this is her birthday cake. What? I have no idea. Your guess is as good as mine.   Source = Instagram via TMZ

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I Think This Is Some Kind Of Health Code Violation By todd July 25, 2014
I Think This Is Some Kind Of Health Code Violation

 

If Carl’s Jr. is using Paris Hilton to visually remind everyone that the internal temperature of their Texas BBQ Burger should be hotter than the heat radiating from her STDs, then I can understand this commercial. If not, then why would you ever move the camera off Hannah Ferguson? I could fill up like 20 SD cards of her just trying to find her keys. And she’s in a bikini in this. With a water hose. I mean, I don’t want to tell anyone how to do their job, but the only way Paris Hilton and Hannah Ferguson should be in the same room together is is Hannah needed a prescription refilled.

 

  If Carl’s Jr. is using Paris Hilton to visually remind everyone that the internal temperature of their Texas BBQ Burger should be hotter than the heat radiating from her…

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Megan Fox Went To Comic Con By todd July 25, 2014

 

Since Hollywood is intent on just remaking superhero movies and 80s cartoons, a convention that draws grown adults who wear costumes has now become legitimized, because since they don’t have to worry about sex, nerds have a lot of disposable income to spend on movie tickets and the tie-in toys. Enter Comic Con. And Megan Fox attending because she’s in a movie about talking turtles who enjoy karate and pizza. Anyway, Megan Fox looked like this when she showed up. If you went to Comic Con, and want to leave a comment on this, I’d rather talk to your grandmother if i can be honest. She should know what’s happening with her data plan.

  Since Hollywood is intent on just remaking superhero movies and 80s cartoons, a convention that draws grown adults who wear costumes has now become legitimized, because since they don’t…

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Here’s Another Pic Of Ben Affleck As Batman By todd July 25, 2014
Here’s Another Pic Of Ben Affleck As Batman

 

So, another picture of Ben Affleck as Batman in Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of The Age of Extinction Justice Apes And The Goblet Sorcerer’s Stone Strikes Back 2was released yesterday, and it shows a reflective Batman in the midst of an existential crisis and having to go CVS to replace his razor. I read some of the screenplay and Batman kills three people with his chin.

  So, another picture of Ben Affleck as Batman in Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of The Age of Extinction Justice Apes And The Goblet Sorcerer’s Stone Strikes Back 2was released…

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Jennette McCurdy Is Confused By todd July 24, 2014
Jennette McCurdy Is Confused

 

Jennette McCurdy was either on a Disney or a Nickelodeon show, and that’s where young girls are sent when they can’t be born into the Jenner family. She posted this pic on Instagram yesterday with the caption, “#nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross”. Her liberal use of the hashtag “#datass” aside, does she want me to masturbate or not? Let me know before I put my shoes on, because I was planning to run to the store really quick.

  Jennette McCurdy was either on a Disney or a Nickelodeon show, and that’s where young girls are sent when they can’t be born into the Jenner family. She posted…
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