Ryan Phillippe’s Girlfriend Says He Beat Her Up, Wants $1MBy toddSeptember 19, 2017
Ryan Phillippe’s Girlfriend Says He Beat Her Up, Wants $1M

 

Ryan Phillippe‘s girlfriend (I assume now ex-girlfriend), Elsie Hewitt, is a model or something and claims Phillippe beat her up and now wants $1M. Amber Heard has really set the gold standard for others to follow.

Ryan Phillippe’s girlfriend has just filed a lawsuit against the actor, claiming he abuses cocaine, ecstasy, psychedelic mushrooms and steroids, and has beaten her badly. Elsie Hewitt claims in the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, on July 4th, she went to pick up things from his house and she realized he was extremely drunk. She says after she tried talking with him he attacked her, grabbed her upper arm so hard it left heavy bruises and violently threw her down the stairs as hard as he could. She claims he continued his assault and picked her up like a doll and threw her down the stairs again. He then screamed, “Get the f*** out of my house you crazy c**t.” She went to the hospital, cops took a report and she got a protective order. She suffered chest wall pain, abrasions and severe bruising.  She wants more than $1 million.

PLOT TWIST

Sources connected with Ryan tell TMZ, Elsie showed up to Ryan’s house uninvited and under the influence several days after he broke up with her.  They say she was the one who attacked Ryan and refused to leave his home.  He removed her from the premises and he claims she fell and hurt herself. Sources close to Ryan say the L.A. City Attorney refused to prosecute after investigating, and they claim she’s filed this lawsuit out of revenge. We’re told Ryan’s side finds it amusing Elsie has sent glamour shots of herself to the media and is out for money and fame.

Ryan Phillippe has been around for like 30 years and this is the first time I’ve heard him doing anything like this, but I guess there’s a first time for everything. From the neck up, Elsie Hewitt is the least attractive chick he’s ever dated, and from from the next down, I guess it’s debatable (how you doin, Alexis Knapp?). I spent a lot of time on her Instagram, and it’s basically selfie, how can I show my rack in this, and how can I been arch my back into a different county to show off my version of an ass. Not sure what the psychopathy is there, but she kinda looks she’d want $1M for somebody breaking up with her.

 

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Blac Chyna Wants To Be A RapperBy toddSeptember 19, 2017
Blac Chyna Wants To Be A Rapper

 

Dropping domestic violence allegations against an easily manipulated man in exchange for $20K a month in child support is always a safe bet in any economy, but does it compare to that streaming money you could get off morbid curiosity alone? Probably not. Blac Chyna is trying to become a rapper now, and it seems to be going really great. Via Page Six:

“She’s met with four labels . . . [is] collaborating with very big artists, and there’s going to be big news coming soon,” an insider confirmed. “Yes, she is trying to rap and no, [it’s] horrible,” the cynical music source sniffed. “All the majors are listening, and, sadly, she will likely get a deal. If she lands it, somebody will be stupid enough to give her a seven-figure advance.” We’re told the former exotic dancer has already turned down a deal with a major label. “She wants the music to be right,” a source close to her told us.

I mean, if the Dr. Phil chick and Iggy Azalea can be rappers, why not? Let her be a rapper. Nothing matters. Let’s all continue screaming into the void and move on from this.

 

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Ariel Winter Is In LatexBy toddSeptember 18, 2017
Ariel Winter Is In Latex

 

Ariel Winter attended Entertainment Weekly’s 2017 Pre-Emmy Party wearing a latex dress and I assume when she got home and took it off she had to sit in a Bacta Tank to help her circulation. People say magic doesn’t exist, but Ariel squeezed all that into this dress and managed to walk around and smile. It could also be one of God’s miracles. We just don’t know.

 

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The 69th Emmys Were Last NightBy toddSeptember 18, 2017
The 69th Emmys Were Last Night

 

I’m not gonna spend a lot of time on the 69th Primetime Emmys (you can read the full list of winners here), but Donald Glover won Best Actor and Best Director in a comedy series for Atlanta, so that’s awesome. Sean Spicer was there and apparently it was worse than terrorism. Also, Elisabeth Moss won Best Actress for Handmaid’s Tale. Cool. Celebrating Moss winning for being in a show about the horrific treatment of women while also ignoring her being a hardline Scientology cultist in real life is some cognitive dissonance I guess we’re all doing now. Nice. Anyway, here’s some pics.

 

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Fergie Seems Okay & LinksBy toddSeptember 18, 2017
Fergie Seems Okay & Links

 

Leah Remini outed Jada Pinkett-Smith  [  Dlisted  ]

Nina Dobrev is wide open  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Jennifer Lawrence topless in mother! (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Remember Rachel Bilson?  [  Popoholic  ]

Halsey in a sports bra  [  Egotastic  ]

Bella Thorne went to a rave  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kendall Jenner “walked” the runway  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lawd, Selena Gomez  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Ariel Winter talks about her weird ass mother  [  The Blemish  ]

Fergie did the 2017 Rock In Rio Festival this weekend  [  People  ]

 

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What A Lovely CoupleBy toddSeptember 15, 2017
What A Lovely Couple

 

Jennifer Lawrence (27) and Darren Aronofsky (48) made their first red carpet appearance together at the NYC premiere of mother!, and I’m continuing this sentence so I don’t have to end it with an exclamation point. Lawrence is at the point of her career where she’s gonna be Kate Winslet and either date or marry every director she works with and maybe have a kid with each. I hope she doesn’t have a kid with Quentin Tarantino, because nobody wants to see a poor child suffer with a neck brace that holds his head up.

 

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Rihanna Had Her 3rd Diamond BallBy toddSeptember 15, 2017
Rihanna Had Her 3rd Diamond Ball

 

I just realized the title sounds like she ate it, but Rihanna‘s annual Diamond Ball is a charity event that’s so good Harvard named her Humanitarian Of The Year. Lots of people showed up. Beyonce (good LAWD), Emily Ratajkowski (of course), Cardi B (whatever), Jamie Foxx and Dave Chapelle (goat), and somebody named Imaan Hammam who I now might be in love with. Here’s some pics from the thing.

 

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Fergie And Josh Duhamel SplitBy toddSeptember 15, 2017
Fergie And Josh Duhamel Split

 

Fake Timothy Olyphant Josh Duhamel and Fake Pink Fergie have split after 8 years of marriage and a 13 year relationship. They made a statement.

“With absolute love and respect, we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year,” the former couple confirmed in a joint statement to Us Weekly on Thursday, September 14. “To give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.”

Somebody probably cheated. I’m gonna say it was Josh. Fergie is 42, but she looked like she was 42 in 2004. And the Black Eye Peas are terrible. Fergie has a song where she says “MILF shake”. Josh was also in like two Transformers movies. I hope these two creative geniuses find a way to go on.

 

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Marilyn Manson Called Justin Bieber A “Piece Of Shit”By toddSeptember 14, 2017
Marilyn Manson Called Justin Bieber A “Piece Of Shit”

 

Justin Bieber is a douche and Marilyn Manson has an album to promote, so it’s time to rehash some stuff from last year to show once again that Bieber is a douche while simultaneously getting Manson’s name back in the news. SEE HOW THIS WORKS, KIDS?! Here’s your setup:

Last summer, a repurposed Manson t-shirt featuring the phrase “Bigger Than Satan … Bieber” was sold for $195 at luxury retailer Barneys. At the time, the t-shirt’s designer, Fear of God, was adamant that Manson had given him and Bieber permission to “reinterpret” the original image. However, in a forthcoming interview with Consequence of Sound, Manson offers a different account. Manson says that when he first met Bieber “he was [already] wearing the shirt that had his name on my shirt, and he said to me, ‘I made you relevant again.’” “Bad mistake to say to me,” Manson adds.

Here’s your payoff:

Manson says he eventually “took all the proceeds from those shirts from him. They didn’t even fight, they were just like, ‘yea, we already know, we did wrong, so here’s the money.’ “He was a real piece of shit in the way he had the arrogance to say that,” Manson says of Bieber. “He was a real touchy-feely guy, too, like, ‘yo yo bro!’ and touches you when he’s talking. I’m like, you need to stand down, you’re dick height on me, ok? (laughs) Alright? So stand down, son.

Bieber’s pastor will probably quote him a scripture about how Jesus was also persecuted then ask for a donation, but I’m only posting this story so I can put up the only Marilyn Manson pics that matter. Enjoy.

 

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Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’By toddSeptember 14, 2017
Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’

 

I honestly didn’t know Blake Griffin and Kendall Jenner were a thing, but Kris Jenner is her mom and Blake Griffin is in the NBA so it makes sense. Kendall isn’t like the other chicks in her family and does things her own way, so I guess that’s why she’s dating a NBA player who isn’t all the way black. Per TMZ:

Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin just took a major step in their dating life — ’cause nothing says “we’re together” like dinner and a movie … and a 2,475 mile trip. The rumored couple was spotted grabbing a bite Monday night in NYC at Carbone, and then catching the new horror flick “It” afterward. Speaking of flying, Blake clearly jetted off to New York to be with Kendall … who’s walking runways for Fashion Week (Todd’s note: LOL). They’d been seen hanging in L.A. (with pals) prior to this.

Sounds sweet. I wonder while they were in the movie if the irony was lost on Blake Griffin that he was watching a movie about an overexposed clown. If this was Kylie, I could have made “float” joke, but Blake doesn’t want me to succeed.

 

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