So Hilary Duff still has this dumb hair, but good news, she’s in these pants. I thought mermaids didn’t have legs that spread open, so this works out well for my future plans. I also really love the taste of tuna, most guys don’t, so that’s something she can keep in mind. I eat it pretty much every day.
Bella Thorne was on The View yesterday, and man her legs look…wait, she’s still 17 isn’t she? She is? So, what do you guys think about that Duke/Utah game tonight? I feel Jahlil Okafor will be too much inside and Justise Winslow is really coming into his own as a player.
In 2006, I probably would have posted this picture of Lindsay Lohan’s nipple if I was flying into a mountain on a Germanwings plane, now not so much. To be honest, I’m actually just trying to get this out of the way so I post other stuff. But if you want to see a boob more than you’ve seen your own, click HERE . Good times.
Ok, maybe I was wrong about Amber Rose (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Cate Blanchett is not here for your dumb cat questions Dlisted
Sara Sampaio is your new burger porn The Superficial
Kate Upton busts put for Guess Hollywood Tuna
Kendra Sunderland gets a mold of her vagina (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Minka Kelly bending over Popoholic
Mayra Suarez in her underwear Celebslam
Look, say what you want about Amber Rose, but she has a better body than your girlfriend/wife/side piece and every Kardashian/Jenner combined. I don’t count Khloe, because it would be racist to compare Amber Rose to a subspecies of ape. Long story short, Amber is basically flawless from the neck down, but we have a long way to go in this country before her hairstyle choice is accepted. I’m hoping that will happen after I’m dead if that’s cool.
Is the Braille for when her eyebrows grow over he eyes? I don’t get it. I wish I could write more, but I honestly can’t look at this picture anymore. Rihanna looks like my neighbor Gerald who fixes cars. His pit bull is named Menthol.
Kelly Brook went to the grocery store yesterday, and I guess she bought twenty pounds of kale and quinoa, because goddamn. My penis would get five feet away from this and bust through her cervix like ISIS. lol jk my penis is really small and requires a pump.
Jasmine Leonard has a nice Instagram (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
RIP Zatn Malik Dlisted
The dude from Top Gear is officially fired The Superficial
Paula Labaredas works it good Hollywood Tuna
Eniko Mihalik is very topless (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Nina Agdal unleashes bikini hotness Popoholic
Miranda Kerr getting blown Celebslam
EW just dropped the first image of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice, and as you can see Lex Luthor is still bald. Gonna be weird in that one scene where he nervously asks a girl out on a date or has to explain to his mother why he didn’t go to law school.