Jennifer Lawrence Said Her Nude Hack Was Like Getting ‘Gang-Banged’By toddNovember 21, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence Said Her Nude Hack Was Like Getting ‘Gang-Banged’

 

Back in 2014, a lot of women’s iCloud’s were hacked and nude pics of them were dumped all over the Internet. During that time, we learned that hacking and releasing those were pretty damn shitty, and we also learned that Jennifer Lawrence really, really, really, likes taking naked pictures of herself and sending them to people. Dear lord, there’s was a lot.  Yesterday, as a guest on The Hollywood Reporter‘s ‘Awards Chatter’ podcast, Lawrence talked about it.

“When the hacking thing happened, it was so unbelievably violating that you can’t even put it into words,” she says. “I think that I’m still actually processing it. When I first found out it was happening, my security reached out to me. It was happening minute-to-minute — it was almost like a ransom situation where they were releasing new ones every hour or so. And, I don’t know, I feel like I got gang-banged by the fucking planet — like, there’s not one person in the world that is not capable of seeing these intimate photos of me. You can just be at a barbecue and somebody can just pull them up on their phone. That was a really impossible thing to process.”

While we await her apology to porn stars after Twitter calls out her problematic language, can we talk about how dumb her last movie was? Did you see mother!? If you did, omg did you get it?! Man, it was very deep and not spelled completely out or written by a dude on a weeklong coke binge and thought it was subtle.

 

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Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s PettyBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s Petty

 

Earlier this month, Taylor Swift was nominated for six MTV EMAs and didn’t win shit. Her fans whined and asked why. I guess now we do. The Grammys are coming up, so we probably won’t see Swift feigning surprise when she wins, because she’ll be seething with hate in her seat while somebody else gives their acceptance speech.  Page Six reports:

“A lot of people on the voting committee are not liking ‘Reputation’ at all. Taylor wants to win as many awards as possible but has rubbed so many people up the wrong way in the last couple of years. A lot of the jury members have worked with Katy, Calvin and Kanye so when Taylor has tried to humiliate them, it has left a bad taste. Ultimately she may pay for that when it comes to winning awards.”

Hey, remember when Swift dropped all her music on Spotify the day Katy Perry released her new album, Witness? Pepperidge Farm remembers (look it up, kids).

“Taylor has to understand that the industry is small, and moves like ­sabotaging Katy’s album hurt people behind the scenes who work hard to make an album happen. How Taylor thinks the industry is going to give its full support to her after she’s tried to damage so many people is mad.”

It’s not that people wanna hate Taylor Swift, she just makes it really easy. Much like Lena Dunham. Aliens could arrive on Earth tomorrow and Taylor Swift would honestly think they came to see her, because that’s what her inflated sense of self-importance demands.  Then she might start dating one of the aliens then it would break up with her, then it she would write a passive aggressive album about it, then it would come back to Earth to colonize us and use our bodies as fuel. Is that what you want, white women? Stop defending her, please.

 

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Iggy Azalea Is Still TryingBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Iggy Azalea Is Still Trying

 

It remains unclear how we as a society allowed Iggy Azalaea to happen, but we did, so now we have to tolerate it and wait for her but implants to get infected so she’ll go away. Not sure if did this because it’s Thanksgiving is coming up or not, but she slipped her lumpy pot of mashed potatoes in a thong and twerked for Instagram. You can tell the snack  she’s trying to serve here is unseasoned. You can probably find better at Boston Market.

 

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Christina Aguilera’s Whitney Houston Tribute Went Over WellBy toddNovember 20, 2017
Christina Aguilera’s Whitney Houston Tribute Went Over Well

 

Christina Aguilera did a Whitney Houston tribute at the 2017 AMAs last night, and since the Internet hates everything, everybody had a take. Look, we all know Christina can blow, but she legit can’t help herself from taking a simple note and turning it into some kind of vocal parkour when it really doesn’t need to be that extra. Just sing the song. You tried, but Whitney didn’t die in a bathtub for this.

 

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Selena Gomez At The 2017 AMAsBy toddNovember 20, 2017
Selena Gomez At The 2017 AMAs

 

We have some other 2017 AMAs stuff to talk about besides Selena Gomez showing up and looking like Rita Ora cosplay, but here’s some pics of her on the red carpet and performing her new song about wolves. I’ve never heard the song so I’m not sure if it’s a metaphor for wolves or about actual wolves. I hope it’s about werewolves. Werewolves are pretty cool and I like werewolf movies.  Maybe it’s about lupus and she’s just confused. Either way, somebody let me know. Either way, here’s pics of Selena Gomez. Many people find her very attractive.

 

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2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Did Shanghai & LinksBy toddNovember 20, 2017
2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Did Shanghai & Links

 

Watch this white, bald dad live out his Michael Jackson dreams  [  Dlisted  ]

Here’s Selena Gomez‘s panties at the AMAs  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Courtney Stodden needs attention again  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Gal Gadot remains the best thing about the DCEU  [  Popoholic  ]

Rita Ora should always wear this dress  [  Egotastic  ]

Alison Brie on the cover of Women’s Health  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

BTS of Nicki Minaj‘s Paper Magazine shoot  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Ana De Armas needs to be in more things  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Charles Manson finally died. Peace out.  [  The Blemish  ]

2017 AMA winners Nicki Swift  ]

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2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai. I skipped the Hadid chicks.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is For FridayBy toddNovember 17, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Friday

 

Lot of sexual assault stuff happening now. I don’t mean that to come across like when I think of Emily Ratajkowski that I think of sexual assault. I just meant there’s a lot of stuff happening right now. And apparently some women are disposable if the man accused really loves Jesus or if they use the #Resistance hashtag. That’s awesome. All the women I know love to be used as political pawns. Not exactly sure where Emily Ratajkowski’s bikini like stands on this issue, but I know where I stand on it. I feel it’s great for the country and a positive step in moving us forward.

 

 

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Charles Manson Is Gonna Die SoonBy toddNovember 16, 2017
Charles Manson Is Gonna Die Soon

 

Charles Manson is 83 and has lived about 46 years longer than he should have, so this is great news. Per LA Times:

Authorities confirmed Wednesday that mass murderer Charles Manson is back in a Bakersfield hospital, though the severity of his condition is unclear. Kern County Sheriff’s Lt. Bill Smallwood confirms that Manson is at a local hospital but could not say more. Vicky Waters, a spokeswoman for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, declined to comment, citing federal and state medical privacy laws that preclude the agency “from commenting on protected health information for any inmate in our custody.” Waters did confirm, however, that Manson is alive.

TMZ, as usual, gets more to the point.

We’re told the 83-year-old Manson, who lays still covered in blankets, looks ashen. Our sources say Manson’s health has been steadily deteriorating and, as it was put to us, “It’s just a matter of time.”

Man, I’m brown and it’s November, so I am also ashen. Didn’t know we had that in common. Gonna stop now to put on some lotion.

 

Horrific mass murder aside, this is still better than anything on Reputation:

 

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Nicki Minaj Didn’t Break The InternetBy toddNovember 16, 2017
Nicki Minaj Didn’t Break The Internet

 

Kinda naked women don’t break the Internet anymore, because it’s usually broken by Trump tweets and telecom monopolies who keep data speeds trapped in a tower like Rapunzel. But Nicki Minaj tried, I guess. I was gonna post this yesterday, but I was waiting for more pics to come out because nobody cared and I realized Minaj wouldn’t be able to let it go. I was right. She dropped more pics on her photoshoot with Paper Magazine on her Instagram. I downloaded them. Not sure if knowing Minaj wants to have sex with herself and lick her own asshole is supposed to be shocking. Like, we kinda already knew that, right? Cool cool.

 

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Amber Heard Did The GQ Men Of The Year AwardsBy toddNovember 15, 2017
Amber Heard Did The GQ Men Of The Year Awards

 

Amber Heard is 31 but looks 41. Damn. White women really do hit that wall harder than a Dreamer’s parents. Sucks for them. But since I’m not posting any men from last night’s GQ Men Of The Year Awards, here’s Amber Heard. Unclear why Aquaman would marry this. Is that why he looks so angry at the beginning of the trailers then super happy when later in the trailers when he’s not near the water? What’s going on with their relationship? We need to get to the bottom of this.

 

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