Don’t Blame Kendall Jenner By todd September 03, 2015

Look, I’m not going to bullshit you here. It’s almost Labor Day, so unless Lindsey Pelas drops a sex tape or Kim Davis ascends to heaven from the courthouse steps today, Kendall Jenner in back to school Bayside High jeans is what you’re gonna get. It’s just best to accept that now and move on. I have. But you never know. Bristol Palin might get pregnant again, so we might be able to turn this around.

Look, I’m not going to bullshit you here. It’s almost Labor Day, so unless Lindsey Pelas drops a sex tape or Kim Davis ascends to heaven from the courthouse steps…

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Anna Duggar’s Family Want Josh To “Just Disappear” By todd September 03, 2015
Anna Duggar’s Family Want Josh To “Just Disappear”


“But Jesus says I have to keep printing these out. What is ‘printing’ is it magic?”


Anna Duggar married Josh Duggar because the Duggars’ lied to her about him molesting his sisters (probably using flash cards). Anna Duggar now refuses to leave him even after he had two paid Ashley Madison accounts and paid $1,500 to bang a porn star. I wonder what mental disease would cause that? I guess we’ll never know.



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Emily Ratajkowski Says Good Morning, Links By todd September 03, 2015
Emily Ratajkowski Says Good Morning, Links


So just go ahead and give Cate Blanchett the Oscar now or nah? Dlisted

Kate Moss is gonna clean her nipples if you’re watching or not (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Taylor Swift made Gandalf homeless The Superficial

Sony didn’t make the NFL the villains in Concussion so they wouldn’t be angry Egotastic

Ashley Benson‘s Snapchat is basically her boobs 24/7  (NSFW site)  Celeb Jihad

Brooke Buchanan in like 40 bikinis Hollywood Tuna

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So just go ahead and give Cate Blanchett the Oscar now or nah? Dlisted Kate Moss is gonna clean her nipples if you’re watching or not (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie…

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Here’s The Rest Of Miley Cyrus Naked In ‘Interview’ By todd September 03, 2015
Here’s The Rest Of Miley Cyrus Naked In ‘Interview’


 Yeah, what the headline said. It’s more of Miley Cyrus naked in Interview.  I’m gonna drop off now and let the guy in pic #5 take it from here. He said pretty much what I was gonna say.



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Tom Hardy Might Be Your Next James Bond By todd September 03, 2015

Tom Hardy as James Bond. Man, such a bold choice. So bold.

A betting war is brewing across the pond for who will be the next James Bond. BoyleSports, an online bookmaker based in Ireland, has polled a new contender to take over the franchise, following Daniel Craig’s eventual departure. The name is Hardy. Tom Hardy. “The Next James Bond market has certainly come alive with all the support coming in for Tom Hardy, who is now 4/1 from 6/1 to take over from Daniel Craig,” said BoyleSports spokesman Liam Glynn in a statement. Although those close to the franchise expect Craig to reprise the role for at least one more sequel following the upcoming “Spectre,” Craig told Esquire, “I have a life and I’ve got to get on with it a bit.”

This sounds really great, but I’m just not sure if it will work. His mother is an Irish immigrant, so I’m not sure if he’s “English-English enough”, ya know? Also, James Bond is supposed to be suave, and since Hardy was crack addict and had a recording deal as a rapper, I don’t know, I feel like he might me a little “too street” to pull this haha sorry I’ll stop Tom Hardy is white none of that other stuff matters lol

Tom Hardy as James Bond. Man, such a bold choice. So bold. A betting war is brewing across the pond for who will be the next James Bond. BoyleSports, an…

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Avril Lavigne Is Single Again By todd September 02, 2015
Avril Lavigne Is Single Again


So you’re telling me that five days after performing with Taylor Swift that Avril Lavigne split from her husband of two years? Ok, I’m sure it’s nothing.

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So you’re telling me that five days after performing with Taylor Swift that Avril Lavigne split from her husband of two years? Ok, I’m sure it’s nothing.

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Kristen Stewart Might Be Married To Her Girlfriend By todd September 02, 2015
Kristen Stewart Might Be Married To Her Girlfriend


In an interview with The Mirror, Kristen Stewart‘s mom told everybody that Kristen was dating her personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Apparently Kristen told everybody at the American Ultra premiere that they were married.


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In an interview with The Mirror, Kristen Stewart‘s mom told everybody that Kristen was dating her personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Apparently Kristen told everybody at the American Ultra premiere that…

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The Kylie Jenner Transformation Is Almost Complete By todd September 02, 2015

That headline reads better if you say it Darth Vader’s voice. Or Kris Jenner’s. Same difference. Either way, Kylie Jenner is officially a blonde as of today. and Kris Jenner isn’t currently in negotiations with Vivid for a live, prime time pay-per-view event at AT&T Stadium where Kylie gets drilled in the ass for an hour, something has not gone according to plan. Keep in mind, Kylie looked like THIS while Obama was President. Now if you can sit here and tell me we’re looking at the same person, then I really don’t know what to say. Public schools don’t get this much infrastructure funding. She is Kris Jenner’s last an only hope. Kendall has shamed the family and has become a legitimate model, and poor Rob wasn’t born with the necessary genitalia that Kris could monetize. In two years, Kylie will need four passports just to hold all the Saudi Arabia stamps.


Note: I only had three current pics of Kylie, so the rest are chicks who have differing amounts of plastic surgery. Hope that’s cool. If not, we’ll just have to find a way to get past it.

That headline reads better if you say it Darth Vader’s voice. Or Kris Jenner’s. Same difference. Either way, Kylie Jenner is officially a blonde as of today. and Kris Jenner…

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Justin Bieber’s Not Trying To Rape You, Girl By todd September 02, 2015
Justin Bieber’s Not Trying To Rape You, Girl


Two days before he cried at the VMAs, Justin Bieber released, “What Do You Mean?”, the lead new single off his fourth studio album. Wait, fourth? Fuck. Anyway here’s a line in the song:  “When you nod your head yes/But you want to say no/What do you mean?” So is Justin saying the girl doesn’t really want to go to the restaurant he just mentioned or is he trying to rape her. Let’s get Lena Dunham‘s hot take to be sure. 

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Two days before he cried at the VMAs, Justin Bieber released, “What Do You Mean?”, the lead new single off his fourth studio album. Wait, fourth? Fuck. Anyway here’s a…

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