Happy Easter, Guys By todd April 18, 2014
Happy Easter, Guys

 

I didn't realize Easter started today until like four hours ago, so Happy Easter. I hope you commemorate the death of a man who fought against the religious dogma of his time, while healing and feeding the sick and poor for free, with giant chocolate rabbits. I don't know, Cadbury says it has something to with Easter and corporations don't lie about things like that. Also, I didn't include a picture of Jesus in this post, because nobody really knows what he looked like. He was a Jew with a beard. I bet the Romans were glad they had such a detailed description to go off of while looking for him at night. ("And the Roman soldier said unto his friend, 'Fuuuuck.'" – Matthew 10:12) I did, however, include a picture of Ashley Sky, because I feel like Jesus would've hit that. He might come walking across this picture any minute now. Haha, cool ass trick, Jesus! Never gets old, bruh. Never gets old. Are those new shoes? Sweet.

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Ashley Greene Should Tell Her Gym She’s Moving By todd April 18, 2014

I don't know what the hell is going on with Ashley Greene's gym, but she's there like 96 hours a week and she still doesn't have an ass. I'm not a certified trainer, but I assume having your clients just stare at the squat rack isn't an actual exercise.

I don't know what the hell is going on with Ashley Greene's gym, but she's there like 96 hours a week and she still doesn't have an ass. I'm not…

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Kate Upton Remembered Why She’s Famous By todd April 18, 2014
Kate Upton Remembered Why She’s Famous

 

Earlier this week, Kate Upton said she wished she had smaller boobs. Then I guess somebody pulled her to the side and told her that if she didn't have a gigantic rack that she'd be a club hostess and doing used car dealership commercials. She loves her boobs now.

Speaking with Australian radio show 2Day FM, the 21-year-old clears the air about any rumors of an upcoming breast reduction. "I actually didn't ever say that. Yeah, no, I never said that," Upton says. "It's my body I'll tell you how I feel about it." "I would say that I think all women feel sometimes they don't have life perfect, sometimes they don't feel their best," the buxom blonde explains. "But I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have, but there's times when all women don't feel their best."

Kate Upton is kinda like a paraplegic, because everything from the chest down looks like it hasn't been worked out in a while. If you can manage not to look at her stomach, ass, and legs, then her boobs will take you on a magic journey of wonder and magic. Like in the Bible when Jesus got sick air on that jet ski.

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Mara Teigen & Jessica LaBreche Say Good Morning, Links By todd April 18, 2014
Mara Teigen & Jessica LaBreche Say Good Morning, Links

 

James Franco is great at taking criticism [Dlisted]

Kourtney Kardashian's kleavage is klassy  [Fishwrapper]

Heidi Klum topless at the beach (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Maitlan Ward. Yup.  [The Superficial]

Kelly Brook bikini pics. Enough said.  [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez's legs are selling Adidas kicks  [Popoholic]

Emily Ratajkowski put her nipple on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather]

Chelsea Clinton is pregnant  [The Frisky]

Lindsay Lohan can't stop lying [Celebitchy]

Joanna Krupa is still hot  [Moe Jackson]

A review of Transcendence [Film Drunk]

Naomi Watts is number one [Celebslam]

Bad girls bend and snap [The Chive]

Amazing [The Blemish]

pic source = Instagram

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Tom Cruise Is Dating Donna By todd April 17, 2014
Tom Cruise Is Dating Donna

 

I'd like to read more about Xenu's match for them at Scientology Mingle.

Tom Cruise hasn’t been lonely since breaking up with Katie Holmes. He’s been secretly dating fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon, who plays a lesbian drug dealer on “Orange Is the New Black.” P.R. reps for the two denied any romance in November after the actors were spotted enjoying a cozy dinner at the Manor Hotel in Los Angeles. However, my source on the Left Coast says Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” the insider told me.

1990s sitcom: Katie Holmes. 2000s sitcom: Laura Prepon. If Kat Dennings ever joins Scientology well then there you go.

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What’s Good, Elizabeth Olsen? By todd April 17, 2014
What’s Good, Elizabeth Olsen?

 

It took three tries for an Olsen sister to be hot, so here's Elizabeth Olsen in Flaunt. Not that it needs to be said, but she looks fucking fantastic. I thought she was hot as hell in The Silent House and she basically just cried and screamed the whole time. I'd rather we didn't psychoanalyze that too much. Dude, just scroll down. Don't look at me like that.

 

 

Elizabeth Olsen Flaunt

Elizabeth Olsen Flaunt

 

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Bryan Singer Allegedly Drugged And Raped An Underage Boy By todd April 17, 2014
Bryan Singer Allegedly Drugged And Raped An Underage Boy

 

Bryan Singer is officially the gay Roman Polanski. I hate to say this, but it was only a matter of time.

X-Men director Bryan Singer is being accused of drugging, raping, and using his power to exploit a teenage boy in a lawsuit filed Wednesday, according to court documents obtained by TheWrap. According to the lawsuit filed in federal court in Hawaii, plaintiff Michael Egan, who was named in a press release by his lawyers, was 17 when he was forcibly sodomized by Singer, among other accusations.

Defendant, BRYAN JAY SINGER, manipulated his power, wealth, and position in the entertainment industry to sexually abuse and exploit the underage Plaintiff through the use of drugs, alcohol, threats, and inducements which resulted in Plaintiff suffering catastrophic psychological and emotional injuries. Defendant Singer did so as part of a group of adult males similarly positioned in the entertainment industry that maintained and exploited boys in a sordid sex ring. A Hollywood mogul must not use his position to sexually exploit underage actors.

An attorney for Singer said the lawsuit was “completely without merit.” “We are very confident that Bryan will be vindicated in this absurd and defamatory lawsuit,” said Martin Singer. “It is obvious that this case was filed in an attempt to get publicity at the time when Bryan’ s new movie is about to open in a few weeks.” The suit alleges Singer provided Egan with drugs and alcohol and flew him to Hawaii for sex on more than one occasion in 1999 where Singer continued to “anally rape” him, and claims that Egan was not the only underage boy who was abused.

In 1997, while Singer was directing Apt Pupil, three teenage extras filed a lawsuit claiming that Singer made them put on robes and G-strings to film a scene in a shower where he….then asked them to take both of them off. When casting for the biggest movie of his career, Superman Returns, Singer casted a virtual unknown, Brandon Routh. Rumors later surfaced that Routh spent a lot of time in Singer's hot tub. Basically the allegations say that Bryan Singer is a sexual deviant who uses his power and influence to prey on underage boys and actors desperate for fame. That sucks, because The Usual Suspects is my jam.  I really don't understand the mindset of a rapist or someone who thinks any of this is okay, because as a relative of someone who was the victim of a sexual assualt, I understood at an early age that there are worst things you can do to a person than killing them. And if that person had complete faith and trust in you, then you might as well have. Mankind, pretty please, get your shit together.

 

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Candice Swanepoel Wins Everything Basically By todd April 17, 2014
Candice Swanepoel Wins Everything Basically

 

Since this is a family site, I can't post the pic Candice Swanepoel posted on Instagram yesterday, but you can see it HERE. You know how Asian people like to eat cats? You'll understand in a minute.

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Rob Kardashian Is In Rehab For Being Fat, Drugs By todd April 17, 2014
Rob Kardashian Is In Rehab For Being Fat, Drugs

 

Rob Kardashian has been in rehab for a month. Not sure how much of that time has been spent on reshoots.

Last week, Star reported that Rob Kardashian is being treated for depression in a wellness center. Now, sources reveal that the reality star has been at the Meadows Trauma and Addiction treatment center in Wickenburg, Ariz for about a month. The 27-year-old has been struggling with weight gain recently, but as Star previously reported, it’s not just from overeating. He’s also packed on the pounds from weed, alcohol and prescription cough syrup, and is currently seeking help for substance-abuse issues. “He’s been feeling stronger and more relaxed without the incessant berating form everyone,” a friend tells Star. “I would love to see him show up a changed man at Kim [Kardashian]‘s wedding and gain some independence.”

I mean, you really can't blame this guy for being a fuck up who just sits around all day and smokes weed and draws socks. It's not really his fault. He was born with the severe birth defect of not having anything Kris Jenner could whore out the moment he hit puberty. To be honest, I'm surprised we even know he exists. After his father died, I assumed Kris Jenner would just keep him chained up in a shed in the backyard. And  maybe once a week the gardener would come and read to him from th

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Mila Kunis Is Having A Girl By todd April 16, 2014

Why did you add 2014 + 18 in your head just then? Weirdo.

Ashton Kutcher will soon be outnumbered 2-to-1 in his household — because his pregnant fiancee, Mila Kunis, is expecting a baby girl, multiple sources confirm exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. Although the daughter-to-be will be the first child for both Kunis, 30, and Kutcher, 36, the Two and Half Men hunk "got plenty of practice with Demi's girls," one pal notes.

They maybe should have found a way to reword that last sentence. Kinda takes you out of this feel good story.

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