Your 2016 MTV VMAs PostBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Your 2016 MTV VMAs Post



The 2016 MTV VMAs were last night, and Beyonce‘s performance basically kept the whole show from crashing into the side of a mountain. I agreed with Colin Kaepernick until they made Britney perform in between Beyonce and Rihanna. And there was other people there too, I guess. Click below for Beyonce’s full performance, Kanye’s full speech, and pictures of those other people. (more…)

The 2016 MTV VMAs were last night, and Beyonce‘s performance basically kept the whole show from crashing into the side of a mountain. I agreed with Colin Kaepernick until they…
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Mariah Carey’s Sister Got Arrested For Prostitution, She’s Also HIV-PositiveBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Mariah Carey’s Sister Got Arrested For Prostitution, She’s Also HIV-Positive


Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff. 

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Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff. 

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Rita Ora In This Dress & LinksBy toddAugust 29, 2016

Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Good lord, Lindsey Pelas  [  The Superficial   ]

Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is offensive jailbait  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Doutzen Kroes has an insane camel toe (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Sara Underwood‘s Instagram is a national treasure [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Olivia Munn pumping gas as one does  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Elon Musk has no game   [  The Blemish  ]

Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Good lord, Lindsey Pelas  [  The Superficial   ] Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [  Dlisted…

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Taylor Swift Isn’t Attending The VMAs FYIBy toddAugust 26, 2016
Taylor Swift Isn’t Attending The VMAs FYI


Not sure if anybody asked, but a Taylor Swift “insider” told People that Swift won’t be attending the 2o16 MTV VMAs. 

“Taylor was never scheduled to attend the VMAs.”

Ok, thanks? I won’t lose sleep over this anymore knowing you won’t be attending because you weren’t nominated for anything and you don’t really attend things unless the focus is solely on you. But you know who did get nominated for a bunch of awards? 

Kanye West will have free reign over the stage at this weekend’s MTV VMAs and show producers are expecting something big … they just have no idea WHAT it will be.  A source close to production tells us MTV honchos are giving ‘Ye 4 minutes to do with as he pleases. He can rap, sing, dance or even just stay silent … and we’re told show producers are totally clueless which door he’ll pick.

Long story short, Taylor Swift isn’t attending because she wants none of that. Tom Hiddleston wants none of that. I want a burrito so I’m about to order one. Sorry. Didn’t really know how to end this.


Not sure if anybody asked, but a Taylor Swift “insider” told People that Swift won’t be attending the 2o16 MTV VMAs.  “Taylor was never scheduled to attend the VMAs.” Ok, thanks?…

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Amber Heard Wants Johnny Depp To Pay $14M Now Because This Will Never EndBy toddAugust 26, 2016
Amber Heard Wants Johnny Depp To Pay $14M Now Because This Will Never End


Amber Heard and Johnny Depp agreed to a $7M divorce settlement in which Heard said she Johnny was donating to charity. Goddammit.  The six days later, Depp said “ok, cool” and cut the first $3.5M check to the ACLU per Heard’s request. Now Heard and her legal team want $7M more, because they apparently didn’t think this through. Goddammit. Why won’t this end? Please make this end. 

“Amber Heard appreciates Johnny Depp’s novel interest in supporting two of her favorite charities, the ACLU for domestic violence and the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. This is great and unexpected news. However, if Johnny wishes to change the settlement agreement, we must insist that he honor the full amount by donating $14M to charity, which, after accounting for his tax deduction, is equal to his $7M payment obligation to Amber. We would also insist that the full amount be paid immediately and not drawn out over many years. Anything less would be a transparent attempt by Johnny’s counsel, Laura Wasser and Patti Glaser, to reduce their client’s true payment by half under the guise of newfound concern for charities that he has never previously supported.”

I can appreciate the passive aggressive bullshit right out the gate, but you negotiated for $7M and that’s what you should expect. You get a tax deduction when you donate to charity, so maybe you should have got the check and donated it yourself. Unless, of course, you’ve moved on from using the media as a weapon to using using battered women and sick kids. See? Shit like this is why Investigation Discovery can do 24 hour programming. 


Amber Heard and Johnny Depp agreed to a $7M divorce settlement in which Heard said she Johnny was donating to charity. Goddammit.  The six days later, Depp said “ok, cool”…

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Johnny Depp Cut That $7M Check AlreadyBy toddAugust 25, 2016
Johnny Depp Cut That $7M Check Already


Amber Heard and Johnny Depp handled all their shit last week, and Heard announced she was donating her entire $7M settlement to charity. Depp has already cut the checks.

A rep for Johnny tells TMZ, “Following Amber Heard’s announcement that her divorce settlement was to be divided equally and gifted to Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles and the American Civil Liberties Union, two exceptionally deserving and important charities, Johnny Depp has sent the first of multiple installments of those monies to each charity in the name of Amber Heard, which when completed will honor the full amount of Ms. Heard’s pledge. Ms. Heard’s generosity in giving to these wonderful causes is deeply respected.”

Only the ACLU has received their cut yet, so obviously Depp hates sick children. The truth always come out. 

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp handled all their shit last week, and Heard announced she was donating her entire $7M settlement to charity. Depp has already cut the checks. A rep for…

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Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel UglyBy toddAugust 25, 2016
Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel Ugly


Donald Trump is sorry for the pain he caused Jessica Biel from the media twisting his words by reporting them verbatim or however this will eventually play out or whatever. 

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Donald Trump is sorry for the pain he caused Jessica Biel from the media twisting his words by reporting them verbatim or however this will eventually play out or whatever. 

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Amy Schumer Is A Ray Of Sunshine Everywhere She GoesBy toddAugust 25, 2016
Amy Schumer Is A Ray Of Sunshine Everywhere She Goes


Amy Schumer was a guest of Alexander Wang at this year’s Met Gala, and annual fundraising event for Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. The she went on Howard Stern and shit all over it. 

“It’s people doing an impression of having a conversation.… I don’t like the farce. We’re dressed up like a bunch of fucking assholes. I got to meet Beyoncé and she was like, ‘Is this your first Met Gala?’ And I was like, ‘It’s my last.’ I don’t like it. I have no interest in fashion.… I don’t care. I don’t think it’s stupid; there’s no moral reasoning. It’s just not my thing. I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I’m wearing.”

Imagine having to deal with this miserable bitch everyday. Oh, and these pictures is what she wore to the Met Gala. So you can see why she’s projecting when this is what Taylor Swift wore. And when this is what Beyonce wore. Amy Schumer looks like she was there because she won a radio show contest and Alexander Wang lost a bet. 


Amy Schumer was a guest of Alexander Wang at this year’s Met Gala, and annual fundraising event for Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. The she went on Howard Stern and shit…

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Kate Upton Went After The KardashiansBy toddAugust 24, 2016
Kate Upton Went After The Kardashians


Kate Upton just called out the Kardashians on Snapchat. This should go over well if Khloe isn’t hungry when she sees this. 

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Kate Upton just called out the Kardashians on Snapchat. This should go over well if Khloe isn’t hungry when she sees this. 

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Usain Bolt Is Living The DreamBy toddAugust 24, 2016
Usain Bolt Is Living The Dream


Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the 2016 Rio Olympics without really trying, mostly because his efforts were more focused on trying to nail Brazilian pussy. Last night he was in London with two chicks. Maybe he hangs his medals on his dick to attract them.


Usain Bolt won three gold medals at the 2016 Rio Olympics without really trying, mostly because his efforts were more focused on trying to nail Brazilian pussy. Last night he…
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