How You Doin, Elizabeth Olsen?By toddMay 23, 2017
How You Doin, Elizabeth Olsen?

 

Elizabeth Olsen attended ‘The Square’ premiere in this dress, and realistically, I could just stop here, but remember when Tom Hiddleston wanted to get a joint Facebook account with Elizabeth Olsen and she just wanted some set dick then he broke up with her? Then he started dating Taylor Swift? Dude ain’t too bright, huh?

 

  Elizabeth Olsen attended ‘The Square’ premiere in this dress, and realistically, I could just stop here, but remember when Tom Hiddleston wanted to get a joint Facebook account with…

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Scarlett Johansson Is Banging SNL’s Colin JostBy toddMay 23, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Is Banging SNL’s Colin Jost

 

Scarlett Johansson’s divorce was five months ago, but a woman got needs. In Scarlett’s case, that means another basic white guy.

Scarlett Johansson’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live” was such a hit, she ended up making out with “Weekend Update” co-host Colin Jost at the afterparty, multiple sources exclusively confirmed to Page Six. A witness told Page Six, “Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar at the ‘SNL’ season finale party at 30 Rock . . . They would make out a bit, then go back to talking,” says the source. “They were at the bar in front of everyone . . . they made out at least twice . . . Then they went back to talking and hanging with other people. Another source confirmed, “Scarlett and Colin were flirting and canoodling in full view of everyone at the afterparty, including the ‘SNL’ cast and crew. They were laughing and seemed to really hit it off.”

Obviously, this article doesn’t say they banged, but if Colin Jost couldn’t close this, then maybe he should pass it off to Michael Che.

 

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Terrorists Attacked An Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Last NightBy toddMay 23, 2017
Terrorists Attacked An Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Last Night

 

So far, 22 people have died (including an eight-year-old girl) and 59 people have been wounded (among them are 12 children under the age of 16) after a man entered Manchester Arena following Ariana Grande‘s concert and blew himself up with a nail bomb. You might want to sit down for this, because I know it might be shocking to learn, but the man was a Muslim. I for sure thought for a minute there he might be Mormon or Buddhist. You never know with these kind of attacks.

A powerful explosion shook part of the cavernous Manchester Arena late Monday as concertgoers streamed out following the American pop star’s last song. An 8-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have been named as the first victims killed. Police said they believed a man carrying explosives acted as a lone attacker and died in the blast, and that they are now trying to determine if he may have been part of a wider network. A 23-year-old man was arrested Tuesday in south Manchester in connection with the bombing.
I know what my fellow liberals might be thinking right now during this time of tragedy: “Oh yeah? But what about white people?!”. You’re right. Maybe somebody should go to talk to some of the victims and some people in Syria and some people in refugee camps and tell them that Richard Spencer is their true enemy. They’ll probably be so grateful to you for explaining to this to them. I vote for Shaun King. But we all know that liberal’s reactions to terrorist attacks are the GOP version of school shootings. We’ll offer up thoughts and prayers and not much else, while tripping over ourselves not to offend anyone.

 

So, terrorists targeted an arena full of children, teenage girls and women for the simple fact they had the audacity to enjoy a concert put on by a female perform who inspires them. What’s your plan for that? Tell people they shouldn’t point out that a religious ideology can easily corrupt their followers or the follower who haven’t been corrupted yet might strap on a nail bomb vest themselves? Fuck yourself. Also, the irony of you warning me not to paint Muslims with a broad brush or they all might get radicalized then still believing Trump won because Russia sent out some emails shouldn’t be lost on you.

 

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Jessica Lowndes In Cabo & LinksBy toddMay 23, 2017

Heaven

A post shared by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on

 

Johnny Depp didn’t want a female villain in PotC 5  [  Dlisted  ]

Kylie Jenner is pierced and see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Allison Brie topless in her new movie  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Madison Beer is all cleavage  [  Popoholic  ]

What up, Victoria Justice?  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Izabel Goulart  should always wear this dress (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian did Cannes  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Melania and Donald Trump are probably already divorced  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

The NBA should delete their Twitter account   [  The Blemish  ]

More Jessica Lowndes  [  IDLY  ]

 

Heaven A post shared by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on May 22, 2017 at 6:03pm PDT   Johnny Depp didn’t want a female villain in PotC 5  [  Dlisted  ] Kylie Jenner is…

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Alexandra Daddario Didn’t Win Any Billboard Music AwardsBy toddMay 22, 2017

I guess if there was a point to the 2017 Billboard Music Awards for me is that Alexandra Daddario went and wore this dress. Depending on what angle she gets, Alexandra Daddario can either look super hot, possessed by a demonic spirit, or the robot crew member of an Alien movie. But titties.

I guess if there was a point to the 2017 Billboard Music Awards for me is that Alexandra Daddario went and wore this dress. Depending on what angle she gets,…

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Drake Won 13 Billboard Music AwardsBy toddMay 22, 2017
Drake Won 13 Billboard Music Awards

 

The 2017 Billboard Music Awards were last night, and if you didn’t know who people win those, “the Billboard Music Awards finalists are based on album and digital songs sales, streaming, radio airplay, touring and social engagement.” So basically you win if you sell the most albums and people talk about your album a lot online. So if Drake‘s Views was a movie, it would be Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. And Drake is basically Hakeem Olajuwon getting trophies after Adele and Taylor Swift retired to play baseball.

 

Here’s one of Drake’s speeches. Vanessa Hudgens is probably getting a lot of texts.

 

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Apparently ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Pretty GoodBy toddMay 19, 2017
Apparently ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Pretty Good

 

Wonder Woman had a screening for the media last night, and apparently everybody really like it (you can read what they all said here).  So, let’s get the obvious out of the way here first. When it comes to DC movies, we’ve heard this shit before. Second,  Gal Gadot isn’t really a great actor. If you say she is, you’re lying to yourself. Third, I hope the reviews of this movie aren’t great in the same way the Ghostbusters remake were great. Not liking a movie that’s mostly women doesn’t make you sexist. You don’t have to be afraid of not liking it. Fourth, DC and Warner Bros. have fucked my emotions three times now, and I don’t want to be the abused spouse who keeps getting beat and coming back because I think Geoff Johns will change. Fuck him. Fifth, some of the reviews call Wonder Woman the “best DCEU movie so far”.  And the McGriddle is the best thing at McDonald’s. That’s a really fucking low bar. Sixth of all, please let all this be true. I want to Wonder Woman to resemble an actual movie. I don’t want to sit through another DC movie bored and miserable then be told I just don’t get it. Shit ain’t that deep, bro. Go jack off to your Zack Snyder shrine on your own time. Don’t project that onto me.

 

  Wonder Woman had a screening for the media last night, and apparently everybody really like it (you can read what they all said here).  So, let’s get the obvious…

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Leonardo DiCaprio & Nina Agdal SplitBy toddMay 19, 2017
Leonardo DiCaprio & Nina Agdal Split

 

It’s that time again, friends. That time when Leonardo DiCaprio dumps a hot model he’s been banging for a year for no other reason than because he can. Maybe Nina Agdal got dumped because she thought global warming was a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese. Or maybe she got dumped for the same reason DiCaprio dumps everyone. Take it away and act surprised, People.

That’s because, the source says, “He’s not ready to settle down and just isn’t in the mindset to get married or have kids.”

That’s ok. According to Instagram, it looks like she’s open for business.

 

 

#fbf to when the DiCaprio world was her oyster.

 

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Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’By toddMay 19, 2017
Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’

 

I guess Aquaman is filming. Man, can you believe they’re filming another superhero movie? This one is about a dude who can talk to fish and stuff. Cool. Amber Heard plays his wife Poison Ivy I meant Mera. His wife’s name is Mera. Here’s some pics of her from the set.

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Cannes In A BikiniBy toddMay 18, 2017

Roger Ailes died and Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures hit, so that kinda balances out the whole Chris Cornell dying thing. So enjoy today’s silver linings.

 

Also, here’s Unattractive Hadid grabbing Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs:

 

She loves me @bellahadid @haileybaldwin

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Roger Ailes died and Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures hit, so that kinda balances out the whole Chris Cornell dying thing. So enjoy today’s silver linings.   Also, here’s Unattractive Hadid grabbing…

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