They’re Serious About This Katy Perry Superbowl Thing By todd January 30, 2015

I thought somebody at the NFL would realize they said “Katy Perry” when they announced the halftime show performer then issue a written apology, but it looks like we’re stuck with listening to a prerecorded track filled with lyrics that make you dumb (seriously, her lyrics are fucking dumb) while you’re packing your bowl for the 3rd quarter. So here she is at the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show press conference. She confirmed she hates Taylor Swift and said she wants her halftime performance to be “quintessential Katy”, whatever the fuck that means. Hoping we stare at her rack long enough so we notice her glass eye? I guess it’s worked so far.

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A Guy Died On A Martin Scorsese Movie Yesterday By todd January 30, 2015
A Guy Died On A Martin Scorsese Movie Yesterday

 

This is not the best week to be on a movie set obviously.

“Today there was an unfortunate accident at CMPC Studios in Taiwan, where the Martin Scorsese film, Silence, is in pre-production. An existing structure on the CMPC backlot had been deemed unsafe by the production, and accordingly a 3rd-party contractor was hired to reinforce and make it safe prior to any production-related work commencing in this building. Sadly, during this process, the ceiling collapsed, resulting in the death of one of the contractor’s employees and injuries to two others. Everyone is in shock and sorrow and expresses their deepest concern and sympathy to the families of the individual who died and those who were injured.”

This movie still hasn’t killed more people than Chris Kyle, so it’s going to be a while before it’s labeled a hero. Give it time, my friends. Also, you might want to skip visiting a movie set this week.

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Suge Knight Killed A Dude On A Movie Set By todd January 30, 2015
Suge Knight Killed A Dude On A Movie Set

 

Life tip: stop inviting Suge Knight to things.

Multiple witnesses tell us a movie shoot — involving Ice Cube and Dr. Dre — was going down when Suge pulled up in his car. We’re told security told Suge to leave and that’s when trouble began. A fight broke out between Suge and 2 men. Suge got back into his car, took the wheel and threw the vehicle in reverse … and ran over a man who suffered fatal injuries. It’s unclear at this point if the victim was connected to the movie. A source close to Cube tells us production had wrapped when the fight went down … and he and Dre were not on set. Sources connected with Suge tell TMZ … the 2 men who fought Suge were the instigators. Our sources say Suge was scared because he’s in frail health — in addition to being shot 6 times last summer, he recently almost died from a blood clot.  The victim is Terry Carter, who we’re told is a friend of Suge’s who arrived with him at the scene — he works at a local tow truck company in Compton — and witnesses say he’s “an OG in the neighborhood.” Our sources say Carter was in the process of walking to the passenger door of Suge’s vehicle, but happened to be in the rear when Suge gunned it.

There’s a Native American legend that says if you see an owl or Suge Knight, that means someone is going to die, but that shouldn’t be an issue on other movies shot in Compton, because Knight has been arrested for felony murder. I don’t know what’s next, but he should pay Bill Belichick to talk at his press conference.

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Kim Kardashian Took A Bathroom Selfie, Bent The Mirror By todd January 29, 2015
Kim Kardashian Took A Bathroom Selfie, Bent The Mirror

Kim Kardashian is still living under the delusion that she’s not a bell and a picket fence away from being a menu item at Farm Burger that was fattened and finished on sweet grass and narcissism, so here’s another bathroom selfie because she can’t pass a mirror without being completely entranced by her own psychosis. That felt like a run on sentence. Anyway, check the mirror in the back. Did Khloe kick in? Is this bathroom haunted? Who can say? It’s pretty weird that every inanimate object in a selfie with this ho can bend space and time.

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Nina Agdal Is Better In A Bikini By todd January 29, 2015

Sorry to make you sit through Kendall Jenner bikini pics, so here’s Nina Agdal in some bikinis. I hope that helps. We can also hug if that helps. Maybe a nice dinner, some intellectual conversation, and if you want, you can show me some pictures of your dog in the snow. Haha, I’m kidding. Wanna come over after the bars close and watch some Netflix?

 

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Kendall Jenner Is Modeling Bikinis Now By todd January 29, 2015

Obviously, Kendall Jenner workout routine is “being 19″, so I can’t wait to see them dim lighting she uses for shoots when she’s 26, but at least she’s not showing nipples this time. Can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing. You know what’s a good thing though? Vaccines and breakfast burritos. Just doing my best to keep you guys informed.

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Skylyn Mickler Says Good Morning, Links By todd January 29, 2015

Micaela Schaefer got completely naked at an Audi party (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Chelsea Handler is topless again  Dlisted

Reese Witherspoon is offensive  Celebslam

GOOD LAWD  The Superficial

Porn stars predict the Super Bowl  Hollywood Tuna

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini  Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez is hitchhiking  Popoholic

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Bruce Jenner Is Gonna Turn Into A Woman On His Own TV Show By todd January 28, 2015
Bruce Jenner Is Gonna Turn Into A Woman On His Own TV Show

 

Buffalo Bill Frances Dollarhyde Bruce Jenner has been evolving in his hair extension and hormonal injection chrysalis for a while now, but soon, very soon, her will transform into a beautiful butterfly weeknights at 9.

Bruce Jenner is shooting a docuseries about his life changes that will air on television … TMZ has confirmed. We’re told the footage has been shot over the last few months and chronicles what Kim has described as Bruce’s “journey.”  We’re told the footage is a very personal look from Bruce’s vantage point of the process of changing. Multiple sources say the documentary will include interaction with Bruce’s kids and ex-wife Kris and how they are receiving the news. One source familiar with the production tells us when Bruce talked openly with the family, at one point Kris “lost it.”  We’re told all of Bruce’s kids — the boys and girls — have been “extremely supportive.” 

I used to live in Miami for a while, and the transgendered women there have probably made more than one dude question his own sexuality, but I don’t think that’ll be an issue here. I also don’t think we’ll see anything gross on here, because I assume his dick was removed sometime in 2008 over the course of several arguments with Kris.

 
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Jessica Alba’s Butt Is Having A Pretty Good Week By todd January 28, 2015
Jessica Alba’s Butt Is Having A Pretty Good Week

 

We can all agree that a movie is made exponentially worse with Jessica Alba in it unless you’re watching it on mute. She probably knows this already, but she managed to use her name as a mediocre actress to make a BILLION DOLLARS by not acting, so if she wants to keep being in movies as a way to pass the time when she’s not counting her money, then so be it. Also, she’s fucking hot. Here’s a video of her butt. I’m not really sure how to end this, so I’ll end it prematurely as I’m sure her husband has before.

 

 

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Emile Hirsch Is Putting Women In Chokeholds At Sundance By todd January 28, 2015

Not sure what’s going on with this story, but Emile Hirsch allegedly attacked Paramount exec Dani Bernfeld with a ambush and a chokehold at Tao Nightclub during the Sundance Film Festival. Drake should have let him know he has to pay extra for that.

“Emile was aggressively picking on Dani,” said a source, who added that Hirsch then suddenly snapped and, “He got even more aggressive and aggro. He pushed Dani up against a table, and then he put her in a headlock.” Another source familiar with the incident called Hirsch’s alleged attack a “chokehold,” and added that, “He attacked her from behind — he completely blindsided her after he’d been s - - t-talking and was already led away from her once.” Park City Police confirmed to Page Six they are investigating the incident, and said a county sheriff would decide if charges will be filed.

Doesn’t “aggressive” and “aggro” mean the same thing? It does, right? Let me know if I’m wrong. Anyway, we probably shouldn’t be so quick to punish this guy. It’s more than likely he’s suffering from PTSD since he served in Afghanistan with Mark Wahlberg. #supportourtroops

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