Chelsea Handler Put Her Boobs On Whitney Cummings’ Face By todd February 27, 2015
Chelsea Handler Put Her Boobs On Whitney Cummings’ Face

 

Chelsea Handler has gone all in on this whole showing her tits thing, but since she’s 40(lol), it’s basically like watching something on National Geographic and it would make more sense if she had a basket of laundry on her head every time she shows them. Anyway, here’s Chelsea putting her tits on Whitney Cumming‘s face. That’s pretty cool and a welcome change for her face because usually it’s a scapel or botox. (see the NSFW version here)

  Chelsea Handler has gone all in on this whole showing her tits thing, but since she’s 40(lol), it’s basically like watching something on National Geographic and it would make…

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Katy Perry Is Super Mature By todd February 27, 2015

Katy Perry really hasn’t made a secret about her seething hatred for Taylor Swift, even promising Diplo to show him her titties every time he publicly made fun of Swift on Twitter because they’re both in junior high. So allegedly, Katy is writing a “diss track” on her next album for Taylor. Ooooohh, a diss track! It’s on now!

Venture Capital Post  (via ONTD) is reporting that Katy Perry is writing a diss track for Taylor Swift that she plans to include on her upcoming album. A source tells Venture Capital Post that Taylor Swift tried to make nice with Katy Perry at the GRAMMYs, but Katy turned the other way and ignored Taylor. The source explains: “Taylor’s tried to reach out to make amends with Katy, but Katy is not going to accept it nor is she interested in having a friendship with Taylor. She wants nothing to do with Taylor. In Katy’s mind, Taylor shouldn’t even attempt to make a friendship happen. That ship has sailed.” It was recently reported that Taylor Swift was collaborating with Kanye West on a remix of “Bad Blood,” but Taylor Swift was quick to deny that rumor in a Tumblr post. Despite Taylor Swift denying claims that she’ll release “Bad Blood” as single, Katy Perry is intent on making sure she release a diss track for Taylor. The source reveals: “Of course she will leave room on her album for a diss track about Taylor Swift. Katy loves controversy and the feud with Taylor is great for that. She is definitely going to write a new song based on how two-faced she thinks Taylor is.”

Oh, man. A diss track. I bet that will show Taylor. A diss track which I assume will be filled with cliches that rhyme over a track her label bought. Can’t wait. Should be some pretty powerful stuff.

Katy Perry really hasn’t made a secret about her seething hatred for Taylor Swift, even promising Diplo to show him her titties every time he publicly made fun of Swift…

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Kim Kardashian Is Still Doing This By todd February 27, 2015

To put this in some perspective, Kim Kardashian wore this dress to a tattoo parlor. So four hours prior, she used about six bottles of baby powder to squeeze into it before Kanye called the paparazzi and told them to be ready. I like how Kim is wearing this dress yet is covering up her ass, because she still wants to be a lady. Like the time Ray J pissed on her in their sex tape, but she edited that part out. That’s what real ladies do.

To put this in some perspective, Kim Kardashian wore this dress to a tattoo parlor. So four hours prior, she used about six bottles of baby powder to squeeze into…

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Scarlett Johansson Says John Travolta Isn’t Creepy By todd February 27, 2015

John Travolta is gay, so when people freaked out over him smelling Scarlett Johansson‘s essence at the Oscars, I didn’t really pay attention to it, because John Travolta is gay. I just want to make that point clear that everyone seems to forget. John Travolta is gay. Anyway, I guess is got so bad that Johansson felt the need to release a statement.

“There is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta,” Johansson told the Associated Press on Thursday, in an apparently unprompted statement in which she referred to her former co-star as a “class act”. The statement continued: “The image that is circulating is an unfortunate still-frame from a live-action encounter that was very sweet and totally welcome. That still photo does not reflect what preceded and followed if you see the moment live. Yet another way we are misguided, misinformed and sensationalised by the 24-hour news cycle. I haven’t seen John in some years and it is always a pleasure to be greeted by him.”

I really have nothing to add to this story except that dress is white and gold. It’s also ugly as hell. Let’s move on.

John Travolta is gay, so when people freaked out over him smelling Scarlett Johansson‘s essence at the Oscars, I didn’t really pay attention to it, because John Travolta is gay….

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Charli XCX Wore This To The Brit Awards By todd February 26, 2015

I don’t feel like I’m being my duty to you guys if I don’t post these pictures of Charli XCX and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. So here’s Charli XCX’s and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. She actually probably smells like weed. Or maybe not. I mean, if she did then you’d think her music would be better.

I don’t feel like I’m being my duty to you guys if I don’t post these pictures of Charli XCX and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. So here’s Charli…

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LOL By todd February 26, 2015

Kim Kardashian got a second hand invitation to the Brit Awards, and she showed up wearing another one of special made outfits that was specially crafted by Chinese kids with a firm grasp on the law of physics. Like, for real, who looks at her ass and legitimately wants to stick their penis in it? It looks like something you’d lower into the velociraptor cage.

Kim Kardashian got a second hand invitation to the Brit Awards, and she showed up wearing another one of special made outfits that was specially crafted by Chinese kids with…

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Taylor Swift Wore This Dress To The Brit Awards By todd February 26, 2015

I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going to ask too many questions. Maybe her cats destroyed all her rompers and ASOS coats. Nice job, cats.

I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going…

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Zoe Kravitz Did Ocean Drive By todd February 26, 2015

She’ll sadly never gonna be as hot as her mom, but any human who came out of Lisa Bonet’s vagina wasn’t going to be unattractive, so here’s Zoe Kravitz on the cover of Ocean Magazine. Giuliana Rancic saw these pictures and threw up the rice cake she thought about eating yesterday. Then Kelly Osbourne snarled and snatched it off the ground and deep fried it in Nutella.

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Abigail Ratchford Is Seducing You By todd February 26, 2015

 I know me posting this first is the online equivalent of me banging Abigail Ratchford against her kitchen counter then sneaking out the back and wiping off my mouth before The Superficial comes over with three dozen long stems and a dinner reservation, but I’m up early today. Sorry, Mike! Your girl is lookin’ hot as fuck though. Big fan, big fan.

 

 I know me posting this first is the online equivalent of me banging Abigail Ratchford against her kitchen counter then sneaking out the back and wiping off my mouth before…
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Chelsea Handler Got A Weed Card By todd February 25, 2015
Chelsea Handler Got A Weed Card

 

One could make the case that Chelsea Handler should have smoked weed while she had a show, but she posted her legal medical marijuana card on Twitter yesterday. If I was high right now, I’d point at the DOB and laugh. C’mon, now. You can’t be 40 for 10 years unless you’re a vampire or Gwen Stefani.

  One could make the case that Chelsea Handler should have smoked weed while she had a show, but she posted her legal medical marijuana card on Twitter yesterday. If…

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