(Memorial Day) Weekend Dump 05.29.2016By toddMay 29, 2016

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Hey, dawg. It’s Memorial Day Weekend and here’s your Weekend Dump. I hope your weekend consists of a grill, friends and/or family, and you not getting drunk and being found floating face down in a lake on Tuesday. That scenario would not be ideal. I’ll being seeing you bright and early tomorrow, so don’t make me come looking for you. We’re gonna get into that Johnny Depp/Amber Heard mess first thing, because it’s the right thing to do. Unlike floating in an inner tube with a bunch of Fireball. Stop drinking that shit. You’re better than that. 


A video posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on May 28, 2016 at 6:01pm PDT Hey, dawg. It’s Memorial Day Weekend and here’s your Weekend Dump. I hope your weekend consists of…

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Justin Bieber Is Banging Nicola Peltz NowBy toddMay 27, 2016
Justin Bieber Is Banging Nicola Peltz Now


Don’t know if Hailey Baldwin knows about this or not, but Justin Bieber apparently went on a date with Nicole Peltz. She was Megan Fox’s replacement in that one Transformers movie with Mark Wahlberg. By all accounts she’s a nightmare of a human being who is basically despised by almost everyone who knows her. Let’s found out more, shall we? (via ONTD)

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Don’t know if Hailey Baldwin knows about this or not, but Justin Bieber apparently went on a date with Nicole Peltz. She was Megan Fox’s replacement in that one Transformers…

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Kaley Cuoco Asked Her Boyfriend Of Two Months To Move In AlreadyBy toddMay 27, 2016
 

Swear, he’s totally into me

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Kaley Cuoco has reportedly asked her boyfriend of two months, Karl Cook (seen here having to legit pretend he’s asleep to get the dam camera out of his face), to move in with her. To put this in some perspective, Cuoco was divorced in November 2015. It’s May 2016 now. Karl Cook is her second boyfriend since the divorce. The math isn’t good.

Star Magazine Friends say [Kaley Cuoco] asked her new man, accomplished equestrian Karl Cook, to move in. “No one can believe it,” a source tells Star. “They’ve only been dating for a couple of months.” Of course, Kaley, 30, has a history of moving fast. Long before she began dating [Karl], the actress accepted a proposal from tennis pro Ryan Sweeting after just three months of dating. “Sure, Karl’s a decent guy and nothing at all like Ryan, but this is crazy,” dishes the pal. “Did she learn nothing?”

I genuinely hope Karl has enrolled in some self-defense classes and is finalizing an escape action plan. He lives in LA, so it shouldn’t be hard to find someone who can forge documents and give him a new identity.


Kaley Cuoco also does yoga, so that has to get pretty annoying a lot.



[ h/t Cele|bitchy ]

  Swear, he’s totally into me A photo posted by @normancook on May 6, 2016 at 5:17pm PDT Kaley Cuoco has reportedly asked her boyfriend of two months, Karl Cook…

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Johnny Depp Isn’t Trying To Pay Amber Heard Spousal SupportBy toddMay 27, 2016
Johnny Depp Isn’t Trying To Pay Amber Heard Spousal Support


I’ll assume you already know that Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp and is asking for a “I was a Depp for 15 months” check going forward. Johnny Depp would rather spend his $400M on earrings and scarves, I’m guessing. 

According to the filing obtained by PEOPLE, Depp has asked the judge to refuse Heard’s demand for spousal support. The 52-year-old actor filed the response through his lawyer, Laura Wasser – one of the most high-powered celebrity divorce attorneys in Hollywood.

Wasser could make the case that her client didn’t get much spousal support from Amber Heard when his mom died, but a source, I mean, her publicist tells People:

Amber did what she had to do to take care of herself,” the Heard source tells PEOPLE. “Before Amber met Johnny she was just a regular super cool hipster chick living with roommates who dated girls,” a source tells PEOPLE. “At their engagement party she kind of got cold feet … she was just like what is this scene and what am I doing here? She kind of couldn’t believe it was her life now.

Sounds like a pretty bad existential crisis there. A crisis that she’ll need money to feel better with now that she’s out of the situation that caused the crisis. Or for all stuff she’s gonna buy at Tiffany & Co. Can’t really say for sure.


How did Lily-Rose Depp get dragged into this? Think of the children.

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Kylie Jenner Is Working Out Some Tyga Issues On Instagram & LinksBy toddMay 27, 2016

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Robin Wright stacks her Netflix money while laughing at Sean Penn’s reviews   [  Dlisted   ]

Selena Gomez in a see through tank top? Yes, please. (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

HBO finally revealed the premiere date for Westworld  [ Crave ]

Rihanna in a see through dress? Yes, please again.  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Casey Anthony was banging her lawyer, killed her kid   [  The Superficial   ]

Person who belongs in a bikini: Josie Canseco  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Hadid‘s huge rack on a photoshoot  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Chloe Grace Moretz got a new tattoo [  Popoholic  ]

Ali Landry could still get it  [ Moe Jackson  ]

Amber Heard really wants you to know she loved Depp’s dead mom  [ Cele|bitchy ]

Who wore it best?  [ Reality Tea ]

Wanna see Rebel Wilson naked?  [ Fishwrapper ]

More Kylie Jenner  [ IDLYITW


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A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on May 25, 2016 at 7:15pm PDT Robin Wright stacks her Netflix money while laughing at Sean Penn’s reviews   [  Dlisted   ] Selena…

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‘Warcraft: The Beginning’ Had A ScreeningBy toddMay 26, 2016
‘Warcraft: The Beginning’ Had A Screening


All Warcraft: The Beginning tells me is that there’s gonna be more of these movies, but the screening for the first one was last night. Preacher, Hodor, and Superman were there, but if you just wanna skip to Paula Patton’s boobs, I’m fine with that. 


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Sansa Stark Won’t Date Actors, Says She’s In The “Worst X-Men So Far”By toddMay 26, 2016
Sansa Stark Won’t Date Actors, Says She’s In The “Worst X-Men So Far”


I’m way too fragile right now to discuss my mixed feelings on that “hold the door” bullshit, so here’s a post about another Game Of Thrones character a lot of people wish had died in S1, Sansa Stark. I mean, Sophie Turner. You’re gonna have to be “Sansa” for a while, because I’m still mourning this Sophie Turner. But about your interview in UK InStyle:

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Erin Andrews Announced Somebody’s Secret Pregnancy Live ‘DWTS’By toddMay 26, 2016
Erin Andrews Announced Somebody’s Secret Pregnancy Live ‘DWTS’


From what I’m told, Peta Murgatroyd and Maksim Chmerkovskiy aren’t Bond villains, but rather two of the professionals on DWTS whose dreams of dancing have led them to a reality show where they do the fox trot with people who ABC for some reason calls “stars”. They’re also engaged to each other. And when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man gets the woman pregnant with her consent, then they contact a tabloid. That is unless Erin Andrews fucks it all up. Nice. Real smooth, Erin. Dummy. 

Erin’s loose lips struck during Monday’s rehearsals for the “Dancing with the Stars” finale. Our production sources say Erin was mic’d up when she walked up to Peta and Maksim and congratulated them … and everyone heard it. We’re told the couple was pissed since they hadn’t told some of their closest friends and family yet — and they were still planning a big announcement. Erin apologized, but we’re told she kept trying to blow it off as a joke … which only made it worse.

As you can clearly see from their engagement announcement, Erin Andrews took some money out of a few peoples’ pockets. That shouldn’t be a problem since Erin recently pulled one of the good, yellow Monopoly cards, so something should be hitting the bank soon. If I was them, I’d mention that. 


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Ashley Graham And Joe Jonas Really Want That Hashtag, EverybodyBy toddMay 26, 2016
Ashley Graham And Joe Jonas Really Want That Hashtag, Everybody


Cake By The Ocean is one of those songs that, if it had been released in the 90s, it would already be on a CD where children sing along to the hits of today that you could purchase at Wal-Mart. But it came out in 2016, so in 2026, you’ll pretend you never really liked it and nod when people say it should have never been recorded. I guess what I’m saying is that the song is shit. DNCE probably understands that, so they cast Ashley Graham in their video for “Toothbrush” to be on the positive end of a hashtag. I just watched the video today, and it’s cute that we’re led to believe Ashley Graham could fit into one of Joe Jonas‘ t-shirts. Anyway.

“We’re doing cool stuff in bed. We had the beautiful Ashley Graham in the video. We just got to make out and roll around on each other all day,” he shared with E! News’ Jason Kennedy on Live From the Red Carpet. “It was a man’s dream come true.” Joe added, “The first ten minutes, we were comfortable. The makeout scenes were really hot and long and I think they said cut a few times and we both were in our zone and we were like, ‘whatever.'”

Yeah, sure okay. Jonas was banging this until he got dumped then read she was banging a One Direction dude two weeks later. But yes, I’m sure simulated sex with Ashley Graham is a dream come true. 

“One of the most fun things was just the whole day. I don’t think I could really put my finger on one thing,” Ashley shared. “Joe is just so sweet. He and I were just cracking jokes the entire time. I can’t wait to be in DNCE’s next music video.”

Well, we obviously know what jokes they weren’t cracking the whole time, amirite? Speaking of body shaming, has Amy Schumer told us how much she loves her body yet today? It’s been a whole day and I’m starting to get worried. 



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Here’s Salma Hayek And Susan Sarandon Comparing Boobs & LinksBy toddMay 26, 2016
 

Salma: “Susan, you are bigger than me!” Susan Sarandon: “Of course I am…” #cannes #friends #susansarandon

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Leonardo DiCaprio was seen at a club with a model he banged previously  [  Dlisted   ]

Chantelle Connelly got a nipple ring  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Neon Demon has Jena Malone topless  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Gillian Anderson made a joke, the Internet butthurt avalanche ensued  [  The Superficial   ]

Hailee Steinfeld has great legs  [  Popoholic  ]

Kate Beckinsale is still MILF Supreme  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ashley Graham is too big for this swimsuit  (NSFW)   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bar Refaeli is super pregnant  [ Moe Jackson  ]

Jennifer Aniston’s mom died  [ Cele|bitchy ]

  Salma: “Susan, you are bigger than me!” Susan Sarandon: “Of course I am…” #cannes #friends #susansarandon A photo posted by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) on May 24, 2016 at…

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