Chrissy Teigen Left Twitter Because Of Death Threats Over A Gun Control Tweet By todd October 24, 2014

 Yesterday in Canada, a gunman shot and killed a corporal at the National War Memorial in Ottawa then walked into some parliament building where he fired off more shots before getting shot and killed himself. When I first saw “active shooter” in my feed, I pretty much assumed it was in America, then I was pleasantly surprised when I found out it was in Canada because 100 people probably just got shot in America while I was typing this sentence. Long story short, Chrissy Teigen tweeted this then people went apeshit.

active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in america, wednesday

People are calling this “controversial” and in “bad taste”, but if you want to call the truth those things, then you’re probably planning to take your 9-year old to an Uzi range this week. I won’t even get into the irony of a person receiving death threats over a tweet that fucking nails the gun problem we have in America, but again, this is America. Despite having every known advantage in the known world, and some of the greatest minds and technological advances in the history of mankind, we all live in a place where the majority of the people think that a tool as crude as a gun still has a place in society. For most part Americans are paranoid, are unable to see that the powers who control our government and media have us fighting over who paid more for the water hose as we watch our neighborhood burn to the ground then shock us with the docility stick with the McDonald’s Dollar Menu and the season premiere of The Walking Dead. At what point do things you see happen every single day stop becoming “tragedies”? At what point do I start posting more boobs on the site? This are both great questions to ponder.

 Yesterday in Canada, a gunman shot and killed a corporal at the National War Memorial in Ottawa then walked into some parliament building where he fired off more shots before…

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Taylor Swift Hasn’t Had The D In 18 Months By todd October 24, 2014

Taylor Swift performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night looking sexy as hell, but I just needed pictures to post with the story that claims she hasn’t been boned for a year and a half, because she’s looking for “someone pretty damn special” and because “a relationship is not in my brain right now” even though all her songs about dudes she probably would be still be with if they didn’t dump her so know she just chills with cats. I don’t know. I’ll let you decide of this story is true or not while you click through the 28 pics of Taylor Swift in skin tight pants

Taylor Swift performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night looking sexy as hell, but I just needed pictures to post with the story that claims she hasn’t been boned for…

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Lindsay Lohan Took A Topless Selfie By todd October 24, 2014
Lindsay Lohan Took A Topless Selfie

 

Hey, guys. So, my old ass laptop died for the second time, and the Indian guy who fixed it said it’s finally good now, but little does he know I just downloaded a STD in the form of a Lindsay Lohan topless selfie with her huge boobs covered up by her hair. Haha, let me see you fix this, Indian guy!

  Hey, guys. So, my old ass laptop died for the second time, and the Indian guy who fixed it said it’s finally good now, but little does he know…

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Nicki Minaj Did GQ By todd October 21, 2014
Nicki Minaj Did GQ

 

Damn, these dogs look better than Renee Zellweger, but they are just in the picture to support Nicki Minaj because Nicki Minaj is in next month’s GQ. I’d lose about four inches going in, but I guess I should go ahead and tell you guys, but I’d bang the hell out of Nicki Minaj. I feel like I owe you the truth. But mostly I just wanted to get Renee Zellweger off the top of the page since I can’t actually set the post on fire.

  Damn, these dogs look better than Renee Zellweger, but they are just in the picture to support Nicki Minaj because Nicki Minaj is in next month’s GQ. I’d lose…

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This Thing Identifies Itself As “Renee Zellweger” By todd October 21, 2014

 

The 21st Annual ELLE WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD AWARDS were last night (WENN has it in all caps for some reason), and they must have used biometric hand scanning, because whatever this is, was let in under the name “Renee Zellweger”. Bitch looks like Robin Wrong Penn.

  The 21st Annual ELLE WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD AWARDS were last night (WENN has it in all caps for some reason), and they must have used biometric hand scanning, because…

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Ariana Grande Does Kaballah Now Because God Hates Her Gay Brother By todd October 21, 2014

I was unaware that Adriana Grande was Catholic, but that’s good, because she’s not anymore since her brother is gay and Christians hate gays. Apparently esoteric Jewish mystics are down with the rainbow or something I honestly don’t know.

Ariana Grande has revealed that she turned to the Kabbalah faith after her homosexual brother was rejected by the Catholic Church. The 21-year-old singer disagreed with the Christian faith’s teachings about elder sibling Frankie’s sexuality but they both found a ‘connection’ with the offshoot of Judaism that has many a celebrity follower. She explained: ‘When my brother was told that God didn’t love him I was like, “OK, that’s not cool.” They were building a Kabbalah centre in Florida so we both checked it out and really had a connection with it.’… ‘Since then, my life has unfolded in a really beautiful way, and I think that it has a lot to do with the tools I’ve learned through Kabbalah, I really do.’

People keep telling me God doesn’t hate anyone, just most of his people do, but God will make you suffer eternally if you don’t worship him. It’s really confusing. But if God was a real thing, I don’t think he’d hate Ariana’s brother because he was gay, he’d hate him because he’s an asshole. And not in the way that gays like, but the figurative kind. And I really don’t know what Kabbalah is really, all I know is that you get a red string do yoga maybe? Jewish girls love yoga, so I’m just guessing.

I was unaware that Adriana Grande was Catholic, but that’s good, because she’s not anymore since her brother is gay and Christians hate gays. Apparently esoteric Jewish mystics are down…

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Kim Kardashian Decided To Wear This For Some Reason By todd October 21, 2014

Kim Kardashian obviously has a stylist who secretly hates her and wants her to die from holding her breath, because there’s no way in hell she should be walking around in half the shit she wears, because right now that skirt looks make her look like a fruit roll up that’s never eaten a piece of fruit. The stitches in every part of this outfit need an inhaler. Christ. She looks like a blowup doll that was blown up with a defective PSI gauge.

Kim Kardashian obviously has a stylist who secretly hates her and wants her to die from holding her breath, because there’s no way in hell she should be walking around…

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Blake Lively Is Super Pregnant By todd October 21, 2014

I feel it hasn’t been that long since Blake Lively announced she was pregnant, so I feel like she should be smaller than this. She should be smaller than this, right? There’s no way the baby can be this big now. Either way, everything below the waist is gonna be Nightmare on Vagina Street in a few months and the hot Blake Lively we all know and love will be lost to us forever, because biology doesn’t care about the media’s standard of beauty. Biology should really get on board with that. Women can do anything, so if they truly want equal rights, I don’t think it would kill them not be gross after they have a baby. Every time I get somebody pregnant, I look the same. Not sure what the big deal is.

I feel it hasn’t been that long since Blake Lively announced she was pregnant, so I feel like she should be smaller than this. She should be smaller than this,…

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Tori Spelling Has Ebola Maybe By todd October 20, 2014

Tori Spelling couldn’t get a call back for Sharknado 2, so this is probably the best PR she’s had in a while.

Sources tell us Tori was running a fever, coughing uncontrollably, and having trouble breathing … when she was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. We’re told Tori was quarantined from other patients, and medical staff took precautions while treating her. While it sounds scary … we’re told it’s NOT Ebola — but instead Tori was admitted for a severe case of bronchitis with a sinus infection. Doctors are running blood tests, and a lung specialist is going to check out her bronchitis. We’re told Tori had to cancel a scheduled press tour for the 2nd season of her reality show.

I mean, we’ll all have Ebola eventually, but if we’re making a list of who dies before me, can we get some people who I didn’t think were already dead? I think the world would be a better place without the cast of Big Bang Theory, no?

Tori Spelling couldn’t get a call back for Sharknado 2, so this is probably the best PR she’s had in a while. Sources tell us Tori was running a fever,…

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Jena Malone Is Robin In ‘Batman v. Superman’ By todd October 20, 2014

Zack Snyder ruins everythingso not only did he cast a spastic AV nerd as one of the greatest villains of all time in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, he’s also adding Robin.

“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” will reportedly feature a female Robin, with actress Jena Malone rumored to be playing Carrie Kelly, according to a local news station in Detroit. WILX-10 News station reporter Kirk Montgomery spoke with one of the extras at Michigan State University, where a scene involving Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) and Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) was being filmed this week. “I’ve also learned that the character of Robin is now female,” he said alluding to the film’s top secret script. Warner Bros. declined to comment. Malone, who appeared in “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire,” has been seen on the WB set and recent movie premieres sporting a new red hairdo.

This movie is supposedly heavily influenced by Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns, and in that, Robin is apparently a ginger named “Carrie”. Unsure if her getting her first period or going to the prom will be a plot point or not, but do we really need a Robin? I don’t even care that Robin is a girl, because Robin is a chick’s name anyway and Robin wears booty shorts and a tiny cape, but why am I even getting upset over this? I feel like I typed too much about this.

Zack Snyder ruins everything,  so not only did he cast a spastic AV nerd as one of the greatest villains of all time in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice,…

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