Kaley Cuoco Wants Her Boyfriend Of Two Months To Propose To Her AlreadyBy toddApril 29, 2016
Kaley Cuoco Wants Her Boyfriend Of Two Months To Propose To Her Already



If you’re wondering why I’m posting this story about Kaley Cuoco, read this. It’ll explain everything. Keep in mind that the boyfriend we’re talking about now isn’t listed on the post you just read from four months ago. It can be hard to keep up. Now here’s this from Star Magazine ( via Cele|bitchy ):

Marry in haste, repent in leisure. It’s a lesson Kaley Cuoco should have learned after she wed her ex-husband Ryan Sweeting after three months of dating. But sources say Cuoco is hoping to become engaged to equestrian Karl Cook just as quickly. During a recent visit to a newsstand in LA, a tipster says Kaley purchased a stack of bridal magazines with a friend. “They flipped through them all, cover to cover, and commented on which dresses looked the best,” dishes the eyewitness, although it wasn’t long before Kaley started gushing about her new man. “She went on and on about how much she loves Karl and confessed that she was hoping for a proposal – and soon.”

From the neck down you could see how a dude would put up with this from Kaley Cuoco (like so), but you won’t even have time to warn all your friends after you break up because she’ll already have fallen in love with at least one them. Then you’ll need to have an awkward conversation with your friend without trying to hurt his feelings by bringing up the word “psychosis” or that she’s another failed engagement away from a jury discussing lethal injection. 



Here’s the dude btw:

 

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Kylie Jenner Said Some ThingsBy toddApril 29, 2016
Kylie Jenner Said Some Things


I don’t know if Kris allows Kylie to do interviews so they can all take turns at Thanksgiving reading them aloud and making fun of her or what, but they let her do another for Glamour. They say she “landed her debut GLAMOUR magazine cover”. I only mention that because they made it seem important. Here’s the topics they let Kylie Jenner say with somebody recording:


Feminism:

“I do consider myself a feminist,” she says. “I’m a young woman, for one thing, and I don’t depend on a man or anybody else.  I make my own money and start my own businesses, and I feel like I’m an inspiration for a lot of young girls who want to stand on their own.”

All of this is technically true since she just depends on her mother to leverage her social media presence into a check for posing with products by the pool. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if that’s an inspiration to young girls. It sounds fairly simple. 


Stacking Money:

“I haven’t had a dollar of my mum’s money for five years,” she said in the June issue. “Ever since I started earning my own money, I’ve paid for everything: all my cars, houses, clothes, everything.  I like to know exactly what’s going on and I’m actually quite careful with what I spend.  We all are as a family.”

You kind of like Kris Jenner here, because she has Kylie trained not just to be a salaried employee,  but to think it was her idea. Gotta respect that. You respect it because Kylie leases her own birthday gifts so TMZ will think Tyga surprised her. That’s just a waste of money that a “Kim is naked” pic or a “Khloe is pregnant” story will have to make up later. Best to keep Kylie bi-weekly. 


Selling Makeup

“I only show people what I want them to see,” she said. ” And in time, I think I’ll just slowly start moving behind the scenes.  The show has to end eventually, and I’m not going to leave until we’re done with it, but by 20 I want to have the whole of my cosmetics line out because that’s my primary focus.  I definitely won’t want to be doing anything else that would make me more public.”

The first part is about social media, so that explains the lack of #tbt posts prior to 2014. Nobody wants to be reminded. Kris had very little hope but she managed to flip Kylie for probably less that $200K and she’s probably already got that back. The second part is how she wants to do the makeup stuff and get off social media. Kylie is a girl, so she has an excuse to sell makeup unlike Rob who could only come up with socks. That business model just falls apart on its own when you read what you just wrote. But I guess women will always use makeup unless there’s an apocalypse and even then you could accept trade offers. But I don’t know about this whole not being on social media thing. She should get her lawyer to review her contract. 


#fbf


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Usher Posted A Dick Pic To SnapchatBy toddApril 29, 2016
Usher Posted A Dick Pic To Snapchat


People (Buzzfeed) who knew that Usher has a Snapchat posted about Usher posting a dick pic on Snapchat. He kinda did. I’m not calling this NSFW because it has an emoji on it. Possible loophole in your office’s internet usage policy. If you don’t work at an office, check it on your phone or whatever. If you don’t work at all, text your parents and thank them for paying for the thing you’re holding. They might get you a nicer one you never know. Today could be the day.  (more…)

People (Buzzfeed) who knew that Usher has a Snapchat posted about Usher posting a dick pic on Snapchat. He kinda did. I’m not calling this NSFW because it has an…

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Taylor Swift Does ThingsBy toddApril 29, 2016

Taylor Swift is still doing the platinum blonde thing and the “these are my legs” thing. We know that because she was doing those things yesterday with Lily Aldridge in LA. She didn’t do the butt pad thing since that’s just for special occasions and this was just lunch. Do they make Becky Barbies? Pin these pics to your board. 

Taylor Swift is still doing the platinum blonde thing and the “these are my legs” thing. We know that because she was doing those things yesterday with Lily Aldridge in…

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Alicia Vikander Is The New Lara CroftBy toddApril 29, 2016
Alicia Vikander Is The New Lara Croft


I don’t know how one wins an Oscar then says, “gimme Tomb Raider. gimme that reboot movie about a 1996 video game.” You think that person’s agent would talk them out of it. Yet here we are. Ex Machina‘s Alicia Vikander is now your new Lara Croft. 

Alicia Vikander has been cast today as Lara Croft for MGM, Warner Bros and GK Films in Tomb Raider. The reboot will tell the story of a young and untested Lara Croft fighting to survive her first adventure….This was a role that every young actress was after with Daisy Ridley, Cara Delevigne, Emilia Clarke and Saoirse Ronan all rumored at some point. 

“The reboot will tell the story of a young and untested Lara Croft fighting to survive her first adventure” and before she finds the ancient artifact that makes her look like 2001 Angelina Jolie. Not sure where in Beverly Hills they’re gonna film this. 


#neverforget


Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider


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Emily Sears Is For Friday & LinksBy toddApril 29, 2016

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Pamela Anderson‘s panties are promoting Baywatch  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Melania Trump said she’s never had plastic surgery   [  Dlisted   ]

Jessica Simpson is doing car rental commercials now  [  The Superficial   ]

Kristen Rain naked for Gosee (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kylie Jenner needs a bigger bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bella Thorne in a swimsuit  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Sandra Kubicka in a bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Elle Goulding in a bikini   [  Moe Jackson  ]

Ariel Winter got accepted to UCLA  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Jennifer Snowden is pregnant  [  Reality Tea  ]

Here’s Chris Evans staring at Elizabeth Olsen‘s tits  [  The Blemish  ]

A photo posted by Emily Sears (@emilysears) on Apr 28, 2016 at 9:59am PDT Pamela Anderson‘s panties are promoting Baywatch  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Melania Trump said she’s never had…

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Beyonce Kicked Off Her Formation Tour Last Night, Here’s Some VideosBy toddApril 28, 2016
Beyonce Kicked Off Her Formation Tour Last Night, Here’s Some Videos




Beyonce‘s Formation Tour kicked off in Miami last night. I assume Becky was not there. I watched “Lemonade” last night, and besides being projected onto the walls of gay clubs with the sound off from now until the end of time, it is now probably the best album to play after your dude cheats on you. I also hope the fact that Beyonce rented out the entire Super Dome just to get like four shots doesn’t get lost in the discussion here.


Check some of the video highlights after the jump.
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Beyonce‘s Formation Tour kicked off in Miami last night. I assume Becky was not there. I watched “Lemonade” last night, and besides being projected onto the walls of gay clubs…

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Good Lord Elizabeth Olsen At The ‘Captain America: Civil War’ PremiereBy toddApril 28, 2016
Good Lord Elizabeth Olsen At The ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Premiere


Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen look like things that appear when you say something in a mirror five times or have to reach the next level in a video game, so Elizabeth Olsen won the civil war with her sisters a long time ago. Case in point: what she wore to the Captain America: Civil War premiere. Specifically, dem titties. I should be allowed to join The Avengers if I could last longer than 5 minutes with this. I feel that would be considered a superpower. 


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Pascal Craymer In Lingerie & LinksBy toddApril 28, 2016

Lindsey Wixson got topless for a shoot  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Let’s catch up with Leonardo DiCaprio‘s latest piece  [  Dlisted   ]

Caitlyn Jenner peed in the Trump Tower  [  The Superficial   ]

Padma Lakshmi wore this dress   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kelly Ripa is insane  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Elle Fanning is talkie butt selfies now  [  Popoholic  ]

Carole Radziwill explains why she’s crazy  [  Reality Tea  ]

Kendall Jenner is also insane (VIDEO)  [  Fishwrapper  ]

Alessandra Ambrosio went to Pinkberry  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Andreea Diaconu wore lingerie for Etam  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Sara Sampaio did Maxim  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

More Pascal Craymer  [ IDLYITW  ]

Lindsey Wixson got topless for a shoot  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Let’s catch up with Leonardo DiCaprio‘s latest piece  [  Dlisted   ] Caitlyn Jenner peed in the Trump Tower …

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Jenna Dewan Tatum Wore These JeansBy toddApril 27, 2016

I realize her husband gets most of the attention for being a stripper that became an actor, but hopefully Jenna Dewan Tatum will rise to that level by being an actor that becomes a stripper. I’d drop some Tubmans down that ass. Crips Tubmans. Lots of crisp Tubmans.

I realize her husband gets most of the attention for being a stripper that became an actor, but hopefully Jenna Dewan Tatum will rise to that level by being an…

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